•Joel: Matt filled in for him last year when he got injured in a mugging. Benji: A mugging?! Joel: Yes, a mugging. Benji:...I don't know anything about it...
•Paul: What is the craziest thing a fan has done to meet you? Benji: Uh, Cut their toes off and send them to me. Joel: How erotic. Interview: Do you play pranks on eachother? Benji: One time we dropped a boulder on Billy's head Paul: I dropped an anvil on Benji Joel: I killed Paul's whole family Benji: I put rat poison in Billy's food one time Billy: I murdered Paul's entire family Paul: I'm still getting over it but you know it's alright, it was funny though Benji: One time I ripped off all of Billy's toenails Billy: And he ate them! Paul: Alright, lets move onto the next question!
•some random guy: I LOVE YOU! Joel: We love you too. Benji: We'll give you our room number later. •Benji: What do you think, guys? Will kids get over pop music? boybands? pop divas? Joel: Will there be Anarchy? Benji: Tune in next week.
•Benji: The Rock, Joel's favorite wrestler, Joel's got a life size picture of him on his wall. Wait, it's on your ceiling isn't it? Joel: Shut-up Benji...just shut-up...
•Benji: (dumb blonde cheerleader voice) The last video of the night comes from the White Stripes and I think it's rally good! Joel: Cool...umm *laughs* yeah.. Benji: You like 'em too? We listen to it when we drive. It's rally good.
•Billy: A big purple dinosaur Joel: Rubble Benji: Fife Paul: Poop
•Billy: Oh, this is gonna be good... Joel: What if we told about each other? Billy and Paul: Yeah! Yeah! Joel: Ummm,who wants to do Billy? Billy: Who wants to DO me? I'd rather skip that one! Joel: Ummm, I can tell you that Billy loves The Nightmere Before Christmas and he loves peanut butter, anything peanut butter. Billy: Thats a true statement... Joel: Was that interesting? Juicey! Juicey! Benji: Joel didn't kiss a girl till he was...... 16? Joel: [nods] I didn't make out with one till I was 18.... Benji: Nah... it wasn't that long was it? Joel: Yeah... 17, 18.... Benji: Ok, so.... Joel: Not that there's anything wrong with that kids. Don't feel the pressure to like.... it's cool or anything..... Paul: I got you [points to Benji] Benji gets the most use out of the back lounge on the tour bus. [Benji laughs and tries to make a 'Paul's a liar' face, but doesn't succeed] Joel: [scrunches nose] OH hoooooooohh... Benji: [shakes head] thats just not... Billy: I got Paul. On that back use in the tour bus, it's actually them share it together. Joel: Paul.. Billy: Paul and Benji together Benji: That just sounds weird.... that just sounds weird.... Joel: I read Harry Potter... Billy: The secret about Paul, listen, the thing about Paul is, you don't know is Paul is a natural born thug. He's just husslin' and strugglin', thats the life story of Paul. Joel: Yea, yea.
•Benji: I just wanna say the disclamier. That we are not funny guys and everything we've said is probably.. Joel: LIES Benji: gonna make you not want to be our fans. So we appologise for this really weird interview, and awkward things we've said.. Joel: And I wanna appologise for us, being in your country and disrupting your way of life. I'm sorry. Benji: Is this ummm awkward for any of you? Joel: Are you guys awkward? [talking into camera] Benji: I feel a little awkward.... ok....
•Joel "It takes him like 15-20 minutes to get ready" Benji "15-20 minutes that isn't bad to get ready" Joel "It takes me like 5. No less" Benji "It's easy for me, cos I wear the same clothes everyday...pretty much" Paul "We love that on the tour bus by the way" Benji (laughs)"I dont smell bad...not that bad....whatever"
•Benji "Everyone say "shut up Joel" Crowd: '' SHUT UP JOEL ''
•On the radio.... Garbage song: Girls.... Paul: Like YOU! Song: Boys.... Paul: Like ME! Song: Girls..... Paul: like JOEL! •Paul: "This is Paul" Joel "Im Joel" Benji " And Brad spelt backwards is DARB"
•Lisa: How'd you get the band together? Benji: We wanted to start a band and we were all in high school. Then Billy was one of my best friends and we wanted another guitarist so he joined. I love Billy. Billy: Oh yes, I love Benji ::puts hand on Benji's thigh:: Heh, I'm just kidding.
•''Yeah, on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like ”Come on guys we have to hurry to Space Mountain!” And this morning when I walked into the bathroom, I swear I heard him singing “When You Wish Upon A Star.” -Benji
•“Yeah of course, the boxers are yummy and it’s the bacon that gets the gals! No wait…it’s the other way around.”-Benji
•Benji: Santan has a sister? Joel: Shut up Benji
•"I don't know how your gonna take this, but Santa Claus isn't real, Bro..." -Benji to Joel
•Benji: “I go to take a drink of my uh, “apple juice” and uh as I’m you know…drinking it, I realize everyone’s laughing and it’s, it’s kind of warm.” Joel: “And it’s not so satisfying.” Benji: “I drank PISS!” Joel: “That’s right! He drank urine! Pee-pee water! Fluid wastes! He drank it!” Benji: “I am an idiot ladies and gentlemen!”
•''I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And I wet my pants…but they fell off, so I couldn’t wet them, so it must have been the kid standing next to me.”-Benji
•''Good evening boys and girls, welcome to the Nutcracker. This is Rob Tim, I will crack you nuts. Today I’m going to teach you a little lesson about life, the Rob Tim way.”-Benji
•(All Things Rock)When benji fell off his cube "I didnt just fall, I swear"(that's why they need rollie chairs!!!!!!!d a m n MTV! )
•Benji(reading a post--All Things Rock):What I was simply saying was: that guys rock harder than girls. I mean...does that piss you off? That men are better then women?(it's not even true but he can belive what he want)
•Joel: Never go with your boyfriend or girlfriend, because there are all kinds of people there. There are girls and they're all wearing bikinis.........
•Joel: A hidden tape recorder so you can tape the bands and download it on the internet
•Joel: Don't grope girls 'cause that's just disrespectful Joel: There are no rules but if you disrespect the ladies you jacked
•Joel: It's muddy, your clothes start to get sticky, and you can take 'em off
•Billy: Make sure you buy the $15 soft drink and the $12 hot dog Joel: Usually they have these cool vegie hot dogs - and if you can get enough kids together you can cause a small riot
•Joel: Every once in a while there will be that girl with the armpit hair. Its like "Damm, girl! Shave that!"
•Billy: I don't know about meeting girls at festivals because most of them have been there all day. For the first two hours you can meet a girl. After that, all hell breaks loose.
•Joel: Bikini tops! Benji: You've got to show off that stomach Billy: Board shorts Benji: A Turtleneck and a dress that goes to her ankles. And a veil and gloves Joel: If its raining, a white t-shirt. Read the weather - if it says rain, white is always the way to go
•Benji: ''There have been alot of problems with people downloading the new Dave Mathews Band c.d. so stop it Joel.