•"Life is Benji, the rest are just details"
•"Eyeliner. It always comes in handy."
•"Benjiness - I have my own adjective"
•"I’m the self-proclaimed leader of the band. Self- proclaimed!"
•"There are some people I would take a bullet for, and some people I would like to put a bullet in!"
•"I sell out everyday, I say give me 5 dollars and I’ll give u a kiss!"
•"I don’t know how you're going to take this but Santa Claus isn’t real bro!" - Benji to twin brother Joel
•"It’s a lot of fun the internet, I think it’s gonna be big!"
•"Graffiti’s good kids get out there!"
•"Hey guys I have some very bad news for you. I was backing outta the parking lot and I think we ran over Little Bow Wow. My Bad!"
•"Joel I don’t tell you this enough but I love you. You've always been my best friend and always will be, you're the most talented, caring person, I have ever met, I think you got the better half of the egg." - Benji talking about his twin brother Joel
•"Keep representing GC cause you know we are representing you!"
•"If we sound like uneducated idiots it’s because we are!"
•"Joel’s a girl, even mom said so!" - Benji talking about his twin brother Joel.
•"This is the makeout song. Although you should ask the person fist 'cause I've had some troubles with that before."
•(During "Seasons") "C'mon, everyone put your hands in the air and sway them back and forth. Let's get a big hippie, we are the world thing going on!"
•"I'm gonna... go... walk into... traffic."
•"We don't really consider ourselves a punk rock band. Punk rock is suppose to be anti-clique, but these days, even punk rock has gotten cliquey."
•"Sorry mom I like to makeout!"
•"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
•"They used to call him Joely Moley."
•"Did I mention I'm allergic to everything?"
•"Christina Aguilera tired to make out with me... and I shut her down!" (imitating Joel)
•"I pulled my own pants down and put it on myself and said 'you guys leave me alone.'" (about the Bengay incident)
•"Look!...There's Joel!...There's the other one!"
•"1 egg, 1 sperm...2 babies!"
•"Good Charlotte's for the kids!!!"
•"He's what you call a loser folks. A loser." (Speaking about Joel in high school.)
• "I'm agoraphobic. I just want someone to love me!"
•"We like to go out to shopping malls and harass people."
•"We usually say this is the 'Makeout Song' but our mom is here!"
•"What's my official statement? My official statement is.... that I've been wearing the same underwear for four days."
•"We stole all of Paul's clothes and made him play naked."
•"When we do fight it's not about things we think we'd fight about like, music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel socks and he'd be like, *Benji imitating Joel* Dude…dude… I told you not to wear my socks, dude… You know I like my socks… Benj!…Dude…Oh are those my boxers too?…Dude ohhh… Ohh do you have to go there…Dude… Dude! Then we're like in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'what do you think we should do?' I don't care… are those my boxers? Dude!"
•"I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And I wet my pants, but they fell off, so I couldn't wet them, so it must have been the kid standing next to me."
• "You know who else likes making out? Sum41. I know from first hand experience. ..Or... my friend does."
•"Hi we're crazy town and we suck!"
•"One time I ripped Joel’s nipples off! One time I pierced Paul’s butt cheeks together."
•"You know, I just like to keep it all in the family." -Benji, after being accused of having relations with his bro Joel."
•"Joel: "Oh Edgefest 2, how I love thee..." Benji: "...with your poo poo and your pee pee..."