| Yall be goin on vacation? See the thing is, if you bout to be up out dis biatch, check it. Beep Delta. We be flying all ova dis bitch. Let me ax you somin. You fian ta raise up and git yo travel on? From the interior to the exterior. You got to get your posterial in one dese big ass planes. Shi_ dog! You lay in da cut straight sittin on your ass an gitting yo drink on an snack on while we floss and fly dis mo fo all ova dis bitch. East coast, west coast, it don't matta. _____, we git'cha to yo ho an back lickety split, no shi_. Then you be back at yo crib chillin wit a flat splif thinkin we was some crazy ass angel. Hell dese phat, round, thick ass vessels run up in da sky so deep it be cryin. Yeah, you thought it was rain. So bring a towel cause at Delta, it's layed out like dat. Call one of dese fly ass Delta coochies an make all dem punk ass co-workers of yours catch da vapors as you be off an up out. You goin? We fly you dere. You ben? We done already flew up in dere. We got'chu covad like a Jimmy hat. At Delta we loves us some flyin an it be showin like a mother___ka. |
| Yall be goin to a Model UN? See the thing is, if you bout to be up out dis biatch, check it. Peep PMUN. We be notin with zest all ova dis resolution. Let me axe you somethin. [A point of information has been directed towards the speaker. Will the speaker accept? Yes.] You fian to raise up and git yo nametag on? [I do not understand the question. Could you please eleborate?] From the interior to the exterior, you've got to get your posterior in one dese big-ass committees. Sh** dog, you makin your point of personal privilage straight sittin on your ass an gittin yo plackard on an sovreignty on while we beat and bang dese gavels all ova dis podium. First world, third world, it don't matta. Yeah, we git yo resolution to our typists and back lickety split, no Iraqi B.S. Then, you be back in yo committee chillin in a flat moderated caucus thinkin we was some crazy-ass Kofi Annan. Hell, dese phat, round, thick-ass gavels come down on the table so hard, it be meltin icecaps. Yeah, you thought it was global warming. So bring a boat, cause at PMUN, its laid out like that. Call one of dese fly ass Delta coochies |
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| an make all dem punk-ass fellow delegates of yours sit in endless role-call votes as you be off and up out. You for? We vote yes fo you. You against? We done already thrown a veto up in there. We got'chu covad like a background paper. At PMUN, we loves us some Model UNin, and it be showin like a Best Delegate Award gavel. Alternative versions: You makin a motion? We second it. You want salsa? We done already had the salsa brought up in here. Sh** dog, you makin your point of personal privilage straight sittin on your ass an gittin yo resolution on an salsa on while we beat and bang dese gavels all ova dis podium. |
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