| Davie and Eddie Main eventing and winning at ECW-XCWA's premier show Assualt The video dissolves in, the focus becoming sharper. A plain white room, dominated from a brown generic flat top table... and a brass tumbler transfixed on the surface. The carpet of the room a bland tan color, no texture of the camera to bring out. From out of the corner he walks in, smile wide on his face. He gives a quick wink to the lens as he takes off his leather jacket, folding it neat before placing it on the table top. Marlow:" The time has come... The day of The Wrath is here. The question is about to be answered, what Horsemen will next feel the strength of this beast I have brought to this federation. Draka? Hitman? Vicki? Which one of you will be the next lucky contestant...which one of you will be next to leave?" He pulls on the handle of the brass tumble, hundreds of white balls bouncing around inside of it as it spins on its axis. Marlow:" Before I draw the name... I just want you three to know, this is just business...nothing personal,...ya right." The brass tumbler stops. He unclasps the door and reaches in, forcing his hand deep into the pile of white balls... Grasping one he pulls it out, looks at it...grins even wider. Marlow:" Ohhh, that's just a damn shame..." He begins to show the ball just as the video camera stops... Cameras light up inside the sold out �United Center� in Chicago, Illinois. The camera spans the �United Center� as fans chant ECW...ECW...ECW...!! Pyro goes off at the top of the ramp as the camera focuses on Michael Cole and �The King�. {Michael Cole} �Hello everyone! And welcome to �Mayhem�! Tonight it going to be full of surprises cause tonight, Mrs. Galore will be joining us live from Chicago with a huge announcement!� {The King} �I can�t wait for that but also, This week has been a week of surprises already! Earlier this week, The Franchise and his secretary threw a temper tantrum after The Franchise got beat cleanly last week by our new World Heavyweight Champion Heartattack Kid!� {Michael Cole} �Yeah, And after they did that, Mrs. Galore fired them both in a press conference. And with that happening, That leaves two of our matches up in the air for tonight.� {The King} �Personally, I don�t think either one had a chance anyways!� {Michael Cole} �But first up is a match between Violet Flame and a mystery opponent! And if Violet Flame loses, Randy Phillips will then fire her tonight!� {The King} �I�ve been waiting a long time to find out who this mystery opponent is!� {Michael Cole} �Me too, Let�s go down to the ring for the introductions!� Cameras focus on the ring where Lilian Garcia stands with a microphone. Lilian Garcia begins to speak. {Lilian Garcia} �Ladies and Gentleman...This is our opening contest...And it is for one fall...Introducing first...Weighing in at 125 lbs...Violet Flame!!� Music plays over the PA system. Violet Flame runs out from the back and runs toward the ring. Violet Flame slides into the ring as the fans in attendance get ready for the introduction of her opponent. {Lilian Garcia} �And her opponent...!!� Just then, Music plays over the PA system as out from the back walks Randy Phillips. Randy Phillips walks down the ramp and walks over to the ring bell and grabs an extra microphone. Randy Phillips begins to speak. {Randy Phillips} �Cut the music!...Lilian, Have a seat...I am going to introduce her opponent tonight!� Lilian Garcia exits the ring as the lights go out. {Randy Phillips} �It is my great pleasure...To introduce Miss Violet Flames opponent tonight...Ladies and Gentlemen...I give you....Terra Ryzing!!� The fans erupt as smoke comes out of the backstage area. Terra Ryzing�s music plays over the PA system and his video plays over the video-tron. All of a sudden, Pyro goes off at the top of the ramp and out from the back walks Terra Ryzing. The fans chant Terra...Terra...Terra as he walks down the ramp. Terra reaches the ring and leaps up onto the ring apron. Terra climbs through the ropes as the lights come back on. Terra and Violet Flame stare at each other as the referee calls for the bell. Violet Flame slaps Terra in the face. Terra stares at Violet Flame for a moment before reaching out and grabbing her by the throat. Terra tosses Flame into a corner by her throat. Terra walks up and repeadily drives his shoulder into her mid section. As Flame staggers out of the corner, Terra grabs her and Irish whips her into the opposite corner. Terra follows in with a clothesline. Violet Flame staggers out of the corner and Terra shoves her face first to the ground. Terra locks Violet Flame in the torture chamber as the referee moves into position. Terra applies more pressure as Violet Flame screams in pain and taps the mat. The referee calls for the bell as Terra releases the hold. {Lilian Garcia} �Here is your winner...Terra Ryzing!!� The referee raises Terra�s arm in victory as Randy Phillips climbs into the ring. With a microphone in hand, Randy Phillips stands above Violet Flame who is still face down on the mat and barely conscious. Randy Phillips brings the microphone to his mouth and begins to speak. {Randy Phillips} �Well, Well, Well...It looks like you just got your ass handed to ya ...Doesn�t it? But uh, Do you remember a couple weeks ago...Storming into my office and demanding to be reinstated off of your suspension? Do ya? Do you also recall me telling you to be careful of what you wish for? You no showed last week, And now you lost tonight! Now, I must do what I must do... Violet Flame...YOU�RE FIRED!!� The referee�s help Violet Flame out as Randy Phillips and Terra Ryzing start to leave the ring. All of a sudden, �Fighter� by Christina Aguilera plays over the PA system as out from the back walks Mrs. Pussy Galore. Randy Phillips stands in the ring with a stunned look on his face as Mrs. Galore walks down the ramp toward the ring. Mrs. Galore walks up the steps as Randy Phillips holds the ropes for Mrs. Galore. Mrs. Galore walks over and grabs a microphone from Lilian Garcia as the fans cheer for Mrs. Galore. Mrs. Galore�s music stops as she begins to speak. {Mrs. Galore} �I am out here today, To handle business. And my business is you Randy Phillips! You see, Over the past few months...We have noticed that recent problems have been occurring while you have been in charge! Such as a long list of suspended �superstars�...A even longer list of injured �superstars�...And lets not forget the list of unhappy �superstars�! {Randy Phillips} �Look, I had to suspend them cause they no showed...And if someone gets injured, I can�t help that! This is wrestling and injuries come with this job! And as far as unhappy �superstars� go...I really don�t give a damn!� {Mrs. Galore} �Please...No more excuses! I�ve heard enough excuses and I�ve heard enough out of you! Now since I am unable to be at each and every show, I am going to name a commissioner to make sure that you do your job and you do it right! {Randy Phillips} �You can�t do that! I did not agree to that!� {Mrs. Galore} �You don�t have to agree to it because the board of directors have already agreed to it. And I have already found someone who is capable of being the commissioner of ECW-XCWA! Ladies and Gentlemen...Please welcome....Mr. Ford Prefect!� Mr. Ford Prefect walks out from the back as Randy Phillips and Mrs. Galore argue in the ring. Mr. Ford Prefect climbs into the ring and pulls a microphone from his jacket. {Mr. Prefect} �As you just heard, I have been appointed the Commissioner of this little Federation. A job that I take very seriously. Suspended Superstars, "Injured" Superstars, and Unhappy Superstars are not good business. From now on all suspensions must be approved by me! All injury reports will be accompanied by a Dr, A real Dr. Otherwise, they will still wrestle. As for UNHAPPY Superstars...Any Superstar that has a complaint will now come to me for a solution, if one is available.� {Randy Phillips} �Well, Ford....� {Mr. Prefect} �Well, Randy, you may allow people to call you by your first name, and the wrestlers are more than welcome to. But the staff will call me Mr. Prefect or barring that Mr. Ford Prefect, until such a time that I state otherwise. If there's nothing else... Oh yes, by the way (looking at Ms. Galore), Good Evening to you, My lovely lady.� Mr. Ford Prefect exits the ring and walks up the stage to the back as Randy Phillips discusses what just took place with Mrs. Galore in the ring. Cameras focus on Michael Cole and �The King�. {Michael Cole} �Can you believe that shocking announcement?� {The King} �No I can�t, Who is this Mr. Prefect anyways?� {Michael Cole} �He�s our new commissioner! But I don�t think Randy Phillips is going to like this much! We are now going to go backstage to the Coach who is standing by with an update.� Cameras focus in on the Coach who is standing outside in the parking lot. {Coach} �Thank you Michael Cole, I am here in the parking lot with an update on what was suppose to be our next match. ECW-XCWA�s Woman�s Champion Vicki Vixen has just left the building due to the death of a friend. We will keep you updated on this as we get information.� Cameras focus on Michael Cole and �The King�. {Michael Cole} �It looks like we will go to our �#1 Contenders Match� in what was suppose to be Cierano vs. The Franchise but since The Franchise got fired, We don�t know what will happen in this match.� {The King} �Maybe we can get someone out here that can give Cierano a true challenge.� {Michael Cole} �I hope so King, Let�s go to the ring and find out what is going to happen!� Cameras focus on Lilian Garcia inside the ring as she begins to speak. {Lilian Garcia} �Our next contest is scheduled for one fall...The winner will be the #1 contender to the �World Heavyweight Championship�...Introducing first...From Parts Unknown....Weighing in at 290 lbs...Cierano!!� Cierano walks down to the ring. He has a microphone in his hand. He looks disgusted. <Cierano> �I wanna know what is going on in this match. I am supposed to get another win to have a shot at the belt. This forfeit should count as a win!!!� �Hair of the Dog� blares out of the PA system, and Heartattack Kid's video shows up on the Extrema-tron. Heartattack Kid makes his way down to the ring. He climbs in and asks Cierano for the microphone. <Heartattack Kid> �How ya doing, Cierano? I got a surprise for ya... Hope you don't mind, but Franchise IS here tonight. I convinced the whiney baby to come and finish his commitments. After all, as champion, I have to make sure that I have opponents right? So Franchise, Come on Dooooown.� Franchise's Music hits, his video plays. But no Franchise... <Heartattack Kid> �Hey, no need to be nervous there Franchise. Come on Dooooown.� His music hits again, his video plays again. Then out of the curtain steps a figure. It's a midget, dressed like Franchise, with another midget with him dressed like Velvet. They walk to the ring. Cierano looks amused. <Fake Velvet> �Are you the two-bit wanker, Franchise is supposed to fight tonight? Well is that the truth, two-bit wanker?� <Cierano> �Yes that is me, but I can't fight a midget.� <Fake Franchise> �Don't talk to me li...� <Fake Velvet> �Shut Up You know I do your talking for you, you weak ass two-bit wanker. Well, Cierano, we have decided that we aren't going to fight you tonight. We are afraid we might lose again, you see? We prefer to go to another organization where bitching and moaning counts for more than training. I want to go somewhere that the opponents will just lie down and take a loss like they are supposed to do!� "Franchise" and "Velvet" walk out of the arena. Heartattack Kid is having fits laughing and Cierano is staring at him not knowing what to think. <Heartattack Kid> �Ok, ok. For real now. I decided that I would give you your #1 contender's match. To see if you are good enough to meet me for the belt. I have nothing against you. But you are good, and you deserve a shot at the belt. I just want to make sure of that with this match tonight. So here is your opponent...� Heartattack Kid points to the Extrema-tron, as his own music and video plays!!! <Heartattack Kid> �Yeah, that's right. If you beat me here tonight, I will give you a shot at the title, at the first available opportunity.� Heartattack Kid extends his hand. Cierano looks around at the crowd. He then puts his hand in Kid's hand and they shake. <Lillian Garcia> �This match is scheduled for one fall and has a one decade Time Limit. Already in the ring, Cierano!!!!! And the Heavyweight Champion Heartattack Kid!!� Heartattack Kid and Cierano tie up. Cierano grabs the Kid and spins him around for a Neckbreaker. The Kid falls to the mat and Cierano stomps him in the chest a couple of times. The Kid grabs Cierano's leg and trips him down. He then jumps to his feet. As Cierano does the same. Kid grabs Cierano for a BackDrop, Cierano counters it, getting behind The Kid. The Kid spins quickly and flips Cierano with an Armbar. Cierano lands on his feet and Fireman Carries The Kid. The Kid spins around and lands on HIS feet. The Crowd cheers this display. Cierano puts The Kid in a Sleeper Hold and drops into a NeckDrop...The Kid jumps up and Clotheslines Cierano. He climbs to the top rope and comes down with a Big Splash, but Cierano counters it by putting his knees up. Cierano grabs up the kid by the hair, and Picks him up for a Powerbomb. The Kid tries to reverse into a Hurricanrana, but slips and falls on his stomach on the mat. Kid jumps up and attempts a Super Kick to the chest...The Heartattack!!! Cierano grabs The Kid's foot, and spins him around. As the Kid spins around, Cierano hits him with a Clothesline from Hell. The Kid climbs out of the ring. As he walks around the outside of the ring for a breather, Someone in a mask smacks him in the back of the head with a chair, and slides him back in the ring. Cierano jumps into a Big Splash and then Pulls The Kid's leg up for a pin attempt. <Referee>1.2.3 The Kid gets up and grabs the microphone. <Heartattack Kid> �Ok what's going on here? That count was way too fast!! Cierano were you in on this?� Cierano is shaking his head. The Kid stares at him a second assessing the situation. Then he spins around and kicks the Referee in the chest. The Heartattack!!!!! The Kid then speaks into the Microphone. <Heartattack Kid> �Well, you won your match. You had help, but that wasn't your fault, and I won't hold it against you. You are now the #1 contender. Good Luck to you.� Heartattack Kid drops the mic and rolls out of the ring with his belt. Cierano celebrates his victory as the cameras focus on Cole and �The King�. {Michael Cole} �With that victory, Cierano will receive a title shot against The Heartattack Kid!� {The King} �That is going to be a great match when it happens!� {Michael Cole} �We are now at our main event! The first match of the tag team tournament. Davie J and Eddie Destroyer vs. Suicide and The Hitman!� {The King} �This is a hard match to predict, I like both teams!� {Michael Cole} �I know, Let�s go down to the ring for our main event!� Cameras focus on the ring where Lilian Garcia is standing awaiting to announce the next match. {Lillian Garcia} This match is for the first match of the Tag Team Title Tournament!!!!!!! On the way to the ring, at a combined weight of 468 lbs...The Hitman L.J. Randall and his partner, Suicide!!! Hitman and Suicide walk down to the ring. They climb in the ring and pose and taunt the crowd. {Lillian Garcia} And their opponents, at a combined weight of a hell of a lot!!! Davie J and Eddie Destroyer!!!! Davie J. comes out of the curtain with Eddie right behind. Eddie is eating a Hot Dog. And a bottle of Coke... As they get to the ring, Eddie hands the bottle to a kid sitting ringside. The referee gives the wrestler's their instruction and raises his hand to call for the bell when... {ExtremaTron} I think I'm cute... I know I'm sexy... I've got the looks that drive the girls wild... {King} That's...That's HBK' music...what is he doing out here? {Michael Cole} I don't know, King. But I am not going to be the one to tell him to leave. {King} I don't blame you!! A good strong wind could blow you off the stage!!! HBK comes out to the stage with a steel chair, in his hands. He stands at the top of the stage for a few minutes, then opens the chair and sits down. {King} Well, it looks like he is going to stay here, for the match. Too cheap to buy a ticket... Hitman and Davie J stay in the ring to start the Tag Match, while Suicide and Eddie go to their respective corners. The bell rings and Hitman and Davie J tie-up. Davie J picks up Hitman for a Bodyslam, but Hitman slides back and out and grabs Davie from behind. He picks him up and hits a Belly-to-Back Suplex. Davie J's head bounces off the mat, and he springs back to his feet. He Dropkicks Hitman, who falls to the mat. Hitman then trips Davie with the Leg Scissors, before leaping back to his feet. Davie J gets up, just in time for Davie to spray him with Right Hands to the Face, punch after punch after punch, finally bringing Davie's nose to bleed. Davie blocks the punches and bounces off the ropes and hits Hitman with a Clothesline. Eddie distracts the referee and Davie goes ringside to grab a weapon. He "happens" to find a two by four with barbed wire wrapped around it. He slides in the ring and clobbers Hitman with it, splitting his head open to bleed profusely. Davie throws the weapon out of the ring, just as the referee turns back around. {King} They are pulling out all stops on this one. Davie better be careful not to get caught with a weapon though. Hitman is staggering a bit, and tries to tag in Suicide. Davie grabs him and and tries for a Hip Breaker. Hitman counters and grabs Davie's head pounding it into the Turnbuckle over and over. Finally, he stops and Davie bounces half-way across the ring. Hitman tags Suicide. Suicide jumps into the ring and grabs Davie into a Bear Hug and then Power Slams him. As Davie is lying on the mat, Suicide goes for the pin. {Referee} 1...2... Davie raises a shoulder, just in time. Suicide gets on his chest and starts choking him. {Referee} 1...2...3...4...Break the hold Suicide!!! Before Suicide breaks the hold, Eddie jumps in and Bulldogs Suicide, and then picks him up and throws him out of the ring. He then goes back to his corner and allows Davie to tag him as Suicide is climbing back in. Suicide climbs in and tags Hitman. Eddie and Hitman tie up. Hitman knocks Eddie to the ground with a Forearm Smash and follows it up with a Leg Drop to the Groin. Eddie rolls over and gets to his feet. Eddie grabs Hitman and swings around him to grab him from the back. He puts Hitman in a Full Nelson. Hitman is swinging wildly, trying to get out of this hold. The referee asks him repeatedly if he wants to give up. The Hitman responds with No each time. Finally, Eddie has enough and pulls up on the Hitman and slams him down with a Full Nelson Slam, but Hitman grabs Eddie's head at the last possible second and that brings Eddie's chin down on the top of Hitman's head, hard. Eddie opens his mouth to get a breath and blood gushes out of his mouth. Eddie and Hitman are both lying on the mat. They lie there for an 8 count. Hitman gets up and tags Suicide. HBK can be seen at the top of the ramp, talking to someone on his cell phone. He doesn't look too happy. Suicide gets in the ring and grabs Eddie and pulls him to his feet. Eddie was playing possum and grabs Suicide and throws him with a Belly to Belly Suplex. He goes over and slaps Hitman, bringing Hitman to try to climb in the ring. The referee, however, keeps Hitman from climbing in, and as they are arguing Eddie grabs something out of his tights and slips it onto his hand. He punches Suicide three times, breaking his nose and making his cheek and forehead bleed. He then throws the object out of the ring. {Michael Cole} That looked like Brass Knuckles. He used Brass Knuckles on Suicide!!! {King} How observant, Michael!!! Did you notice the Two by Four or was that when you was picking your nose and wiping under the announce table? You know, I am going to let Clyde, the Redneck Janitor know that you are the one that is doing that, by the way. Eddie covers Suicide and the ref counts. {Referee} 1...2...3!!! {Lillian Garcia} And your winners... Davie J and Eddie Destroyer!!!!!!!!!!! The Referee raises Davie J and Eddie�s arms in victory as Shawn Michaels walks backstage. Davie J and Eddie exit the ring as The Hitman starts to get to his feet. All of a sudden, Music is heard over the PA system as out from the back walks Eric Marlow and the man in black. Eric Marlow stops at the top of the ramp as the man in black continues to the ring. He enters the ring as the Hitman gets to his feet. Hitman and the man in black stare at each other for a moment while behind Hitman, Another man in black comes out from the crowd and enters the ring. Marlow motions to Hitman to turn around. As Hitman turns around, The second man in black grabs Hitman by the throat. The man in black choke-slams Hitman to the mat as Eric Marlow walks to the ring. Eric Marlow enters the ring joining the two men in the ring. Eric Marlow raises their arms as the cameras fade to black. Copyright � 2003, ECW-XCWA, All Rights Reserved. |