Welcome to "Fun Portal" of my site

1. Attack On Computer!

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. 

Customer: That's great. I'll take two of them!

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My husband and I are both in an Internet business, but he's the one who truly lives, eat,

 and breathes computers. I finally realized how bad it had gotten when I was scratching

 his back one day. "No, not there," he directed. "Scroll down..."

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2. GF vs Wife!

Girlfriends are for fun whereas wives are for son... 

Girlfriends are Tutty-fruity whereas wives are "kismat footi" (bad luck)...

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3. Don't Laugh!

Once there were 3 persons living in a room. Their name was SOMEBODY, NOBODY,

 MAD. One day there was a quarrel between SOMEBODY & NOBODY and MAD

 called up police. He said SOMEBODY is fighting with NOBODY. Hearing this, the cop

 asked "Are you mad?? (Of course Yes)............

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4. True Fact About Gals!

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing,
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don't, you are not understanding,
If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring,
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing,
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, you are a dull boy,
If you are jealous, she says it's bad,
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her,
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her,
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her,
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way,
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time",
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls",
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't, you are not a man,
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics,
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction,
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting,
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring,
If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk,

 In short:

So simple, yet so complex......
So weak, yet so powerful.........
So confusing, yet so desirable.
So damning, yet so wonderful