| GONFF QUOTES |
| Martin: [muttered through a mouthful of cake and milk] In the name of mice. I'd have been a cook not a warrior if I knew food could taste this good. GONFF: mmmfff, shoulden talk wiff y'mouff full. GONFF: I reckon it wasn't Riddig caused all that fuss, y'know. Trimp: Was it not? Who do you think is responsible then? GONFF: Dinny's singing, of course. It drove the rats wild an' they attacked just to stop the 'orrible noise, missie. Dinny: Hurr, you'm turrible crool, zurr Gnoffen. Moi ole granmum allus said oi ad a voice loik ee lark at first loight. GONFF: Haha, that's 'cos yore ole grandmum was deaf as a post, Din. Dinny: Aye, an' thy ole grandad allus said you'm wurr ee most gurtly 'andsome creature. noice ole beast es wurr. Oi used to take 'im furr wolks lest ee bump into trees. Bloind ee wurr, pore creature! Martin: Mmm, this is marvellous! GONFF: Best I ever tasted pipin' 'ot an' delicious! Dinny: Burr aye, gurtly noice an' turrible asty et be's! GONFF: Any chance of second 'elpins there, cooky? Log-a-Log: If'n you wants to end up in the sea wid yore crabmates, GONFF, just keep callin 'me cooky. GONFF: Oops, sorry, O well-furred an' beautiful Guosim Boss! Log-a-Log: Oh, all right, pass yore plate 'ere! GONFF: I reckon it wasn't Riddig caused all that fuss, y'know. Trimp: Was it not? Who do you think was responsible then? GONFF: Dinny's singin', of course. It drove the rats wild an' they attacked just to stop orrible' noise, missie. Dinny: Hurr, you'm turrible crool, zurr Gonffen. Moi ole granmum allus said oi 'ad a voice loik ee lark at first loight. GONFF: Haha, that's 'cos yore ol grandmum was deaf as a post, Din. Dinny: Aye an' thy ole grandad allus said you'm were ee most gurtly 'andsome creature. Noice ole beast he wurr. Oi used to take im for walks lest ee bump into trees. Bloind ee wurr, poor creature. |