I hold my breath as I walk through the street
I watched a woman as she walked on her feet
I couldn't believe she was carrying a tree
the grass is green as it grows through me oh well
I heard a bird through my writting pen
then laid it down in the wet cement
I drove around in heavens lot
couldn't find a place to park my robot oh well
The wires stretch to a hole in the wall
the socket's filled to they thumb to the mall
I fell asleep in a hospital bed
I woke up with a brand new head oh well
I count the days on the calendar
while washing rocks in a colander
I found a fork in a paper bag
then stapled it to the side of my leg oh well
I took a swim on the bathroom wall
I broke on through out into the hall
the neighbors laughed at my cubical
I thought the world was a musicial oh well