Author's notes: I want to apologize for saying that 'Sailor Moon' belonged to some guy. Really, if I knew it was some woman I wouldn't have said that. Personally, I think it's all Doodles fault because she is supposed to be the 'Sailor Moon' addict here. Of course, she doesn't actually watch the show so....

Author's notes 2: Speaking of knowing things about the shows.... Goldy *coughmecough* kinda screwed up on a some things, which from being a 'BTVS' junkie I should have known. Although, in my defense, Doodle *did* write that part (don't worry I'm not trying to alleviate the blame) anyways, the Magic Box was not owned by Giles until S5. BUT, for the purposes of this fanfic, which is all in good fun, I'm just going to pretend that he bought it after S4. Oh and the actual quote from 'IWRY' that Buffy was saying on the T.V is "You're human for like one minute and already there is mint chocolate chip cookie dough fudge in the fridge." Rather than whatever I had.

Author's notes 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm almost done. Someone asked about the timeline of 'SM'. Um, I would have absolutely not idea. But just go with it okay?

"*Who* are you?" Buffy demanded already in attack position.

Serena cocked her head to the side. Wow, the real Buffy was a whole lot different from the T.V show Buffy. For one thing she looked a lot smaller, it was hard to believe that this was the girl that had killed so many evils. And, jeez, was that a pimple on her left cheek?

"Hello? I asked a question!" Buffy felt a little intimidated and she wasn't sure why. This girl standing in front of her didn't seem at all worried and was holding an attack stance not unlike her own. Plus, the whole blonde hair thing was really getting to her.

Serena shook herself off. She was on a *mission* here. She couldn't let herself get star stuck. "Is Riley here?"

Buffy's mouth dropped. "Who are you? And what do you want with my boyfriend?" she said in a deadly voice.

Serena scoffed, "BOYFRIEND! SINCE WHEN HAS HE BECOME YOUR BOYFRIEND???"

"A year. And unless you have something helpful to tell me, I suggest that you leave. Now." The others in the room moved behind Buffy ready to back her up at a moments notice.

"Hey! I'm here to help you," Serena whined. "Wait! A year? A year?? *A year*??? You were not with him a whole year!!!"

Anya turned to Buffy. "She's jealous."

"Anya, hon, remember when we decided that it would be smart not to talk when Buffy was-HEY! Are you a cartoon?" Xander started at Serena with his eyes bulging.

Serena sniffed, "Of course."

Buffy sat down, "This day just keeps getting weirder."

The words had barely left her mouth when *another* cartoon came barreling in through the door.

"Serena! Don't ever do that to me, again!"

Serena smiled at the man, "Darien, I want you to meet Buffy. Buffy, this is Darien."

"Please to meet you, Da-" Buffy frowned. What was she doing? "Okay, what the hell is going on here?"

Darien glared at Serena. "You. Left. Me. Out there. By. My. Self."

Serena shrugged, "You should have done a better job of following me."

Giles cleared his throat, "It appears that we have a little dilemma. No, ahh Serena was it? Riley is visiting his family and will unfortunately be gone the entire summer. I wish that we could have been of more assistance. But, if you will excuse us, we have a rather pressing matter to discuss."

Serena waved her hand. "No, that's fine. We'll stay."

"We will?" Darien looked around frantically, wondering how Serena had managed to drag him into this.

"Yes. We will. I just wanted to make sure that mister I'm So Cool Because I'm Part Of The Army wasn't here."

Buffy scowled, "Okay, starting to feel like a broken record, but if you aren't Riley's ex-girlfriend..." Buffy saw Serena pale at the words.

"EW." Serena muttered in disgust.

"Riley? Riley who?" Darien asked at the same time.

Serena sent him a glare. "Do you *ever* listen when I talk to you about 'Buffy'?"

"Who are you?" Buffy finished, saving Darien from making a very dangerous confession.

"I am Sailor Moon. The fighter of love and justice, and in the name of the moon I will save the name of that very love."

Willow turned to Giles, "Is this like the two slayer thing?" she whispered loudly.

Giles frowned, "I don't believe so. I've never heard of someone called sailor moon and Buffy hasn't died."

"Lately," Darien muttered under his breath. "See, I do listen to you Serena!"

Xander smacked is forehead, "No you idiots! She's Sailor Moon!"

"Thanks for clearing that up," Buffy mumbled.

"Haven't you seen the cartoon? Sailor moon? She fights evil just like you do, Buffy." Xander explained.

Serena nodded, "See, now were getting somewhere!"

 

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