RobotGirl: what's up loco?
C-bus Pimp: nada...just hanging out, you?
RobotGirl: just got back from dinner w/ RobotBoy
C-bus Pimp: how was that?
RobotGirl: fucked up, he met a girl
RobotGirl: she is only 22 and she lives with her parents in his neighborhood
C-bus Pimp: that sucks...so you guys are still friends then?
RobotGirl: yeh but it's hard
C-bus Pimp: yea...i'm sure it would be hard
RobotGirl: oh well, so there is a new man
RobotGirl: I like him
C-bus Pimp: really! that's cool
RobotGirl: i know, he rocks
RobotGirl: and we've been having mad monkey sex
C-bus Pimp: cool...where did you meet him?
RobotGirl: he is an usher with me at the Theater
C-bus Pimp: when did you get that job?
RobotGirl: in Feb., you knew that right?
C-bus Pimp: Cool...no...I knew you were working at that store..but that's it
RobotGirl: hmm, i'm sure I told you, whatever, how are you doing?
C-bus Pimp: okay...but I'm having alot of trouble finding a job...it's really starting to piss
me off
RobotGirl: join the club, everyone is there now
C-bus Pimp: I'll bet...the job market sucks
C-bus Pimp: I'm meeting alot of people and going out alot which is cool
RobotGirl: sounds like it, I have your picture saved on my desktop
C-bus Pimp: awesome!
RobotGirl: you are so dreamy
C-bus Pimp: That's so cool
C-bus Pimp: oh whatever
RobotGirl: I would do you
C-bus Pimp: ahh....thanks...but only if you had a penis
RobotGirl: so the new boy, his name is Mr. P
RobotGirl: he is about my height
RobotGirl: and super skinny
RobotGirl: smaller than me
C-bus Pimp: Is he Korean?
C-bus Pimp: seriously...
RobotGirl: no, but he is half asian
RobotGirl: and swedish
C-bus Pimp: damn...I thought I would get it from the name
RobotGirl: close
C-bus Pimp: he sounds interesting...I can't wait to meet him
RobotGirl: super because we are driving out tomorrow
RobotGirl: hello?
C-bus Pimp: driving where?
RobotGirl: to see you
RobotGirl: P.S. I was totally joking
C-bus Pimp: maybe after I get the place in June
C-bus Pimp: have you looked at any fare's on the planes?
RobotGirl: yeh, 7 day advanced purchase 250 round trip
RobotGirl: we'll see, I'm looking for a new place
C-bus Pimp: really..you don't want to stay there
RobotGirl: no the raised my rent
RobotGirl: to $560
C-bus Pimp: ugh...that fare is expensive....and those bastards for raising the rent...they
know they've got a hot property that's why
RobotGirl: i know, now that it's a "good neighborhood"  they are running me out
C-bus Pimp: hahaha
RobotGirl: so about the crazy monkey sex, any
new whoring in your life?
C-bus Pimp: unfortunately...nothing of interesting to tell online....
RobotGirl: hmm, i get it.  how is your mom?
C-bus Pimp: she's real good....she's really enjoying her new place....I'm not but I'll get over
it. 
RobotGirl: you are living there right? hey did you know that if you hit the windows key
and the letter M it will minimize your entire screen
C-bus Pimp: yep...I'm here till June
28th....and no I didn't know
RobotGirl: well use it so you don't get caught looking at porn
C-bus Pimp: ahhh.....good idea
RobotGirl: i know
RobotGirl: wanna see a picture of Mr. P?
C-bus Pimp: yea sure...okay cool
RobotGirl: www.seetheguyrobotgirlishavingcrazymonkeysexwith.com
C-bus Pimp: he looks real cute...go RobotGirl
RobotGirl: thank you, thank you
RobotGirl: I think so too
RobotGirl: and again, crazy monkey sex
C-bus Pimp: good work....hey I'm gonna jet
RobotGirl: ok, it was good talking to you
RobotGirl: take care
C-bus Pimp: will do...you too...I'll give you a buzz soon
RobotGirl: will do! have a good night
C-bus Pimp: you too...bye bye
RobotGirl: bye
Sunshine Lolly-Pops, and Rainbows.....
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