| Robot Girl: will you pimp me to your friends for extra cash Mr. C-bus: but of course Robot Girl: it was a friendship test Mr. C-bus: i'm on to you now Robot Girl: damn Mr. C-bus: I'll be pimpin you all over the place...you just wait Robot Girl: all kidding aside, there is this little hottie up by lukes house, he wants to lose his virginity, and he is willing to pay, I might actually have sex for money Mr. C-bus: r u serious Robot Girl: Yes Mr. C-bus: pleez ...give me a break Robot Girl: i would do it for free, he is hot Mr. C-bus: how old is he Robot Girl: 21 Mr. C-bus: well... Robot Girl: and he is hot Mr. C-bus: yikes...that's horrible Robot Girl: i know Robot Girl: wouldn't you have sex with him Mr. C-bus: yea....i would...no money necessary...but it shouldn't be a "pity" fuck Robot Girl: but it would be more appropriate to make it a business transaction, that way he doesn't get all clingy Mr. C-bus: yeah..but if he's hot...does that make a big difference Robot Girl: yeah, i wouldn't go out with him, he is 21, he works at white hen, no way Mr. C-bus: whoa...white hen!!! yea yea just "pity" fuck him and get it over with Robot Girl: you mean for cash of course?!? Mr. C-bus: but of course Mr. C-bus: pero por supuesto Robot Girl: good, since you are now my pimp, what is your cut Mr. C-bus: 40/60 Mr. C-bus: bitch! Robot Girl: fuck no, i'll go freelance, 90/10 Mr. C-bus: not in this town Robot Girl: i can't wait to be asked if I've ever had sex for money, i can't wait until i'm offered drugs for sex Mr. C-bus: and especially not in any town U.S.A hoochie Robot Girl: fine 80/20 Mr. C-bus: 70/30 and i won't cut you Robot Girl: ok, just don't cut me, anything but the cutting. and you have to throw in a brazilian wax Mr. C-bus: bikini and we have a deal Robot Girl: biniki but then no riming Mr. C-bus: no ass lickin for my girls Robot Girl: oh baby you treat me so good Mr. C-bus: get to steppin momma Robot Girl: for dinner I had 4 squares of pizza 1/4 a bag of chocolate chips and a bowl of ramen noodle soup Mr. C-bus: wow...hungry? Robot Girl: is that too much for yo ho Mr. C-bus: baby...i don't give no shit...whatcha eat...just as long as there is a healthy portion of cock in there Robot Girl: you say the sweetest shit..i'm gonna go read, watch the simpson, and go to bed Mr. C-bus: alrighty....I'll talk to you soon Robot Girl: super, have a good night Mr. C-bus: you too...buh bye Robot Girl: bye |
| My New Career as a Prostitute |
| Does it really need to be said that I'm being sarcastic? Clearly this conversation was all in good fun. |
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