| These are the email Transcripts from a not so cool break up scene titled: "Don't Call Me Princess" |
Hey Princess, please read to the end ****Giant Benefit Bike Sale this Satuday from 10 to 3. Bikes cost from $20 to $50. There are about 200 Mountain bikes, 1-speed cruisers, 3-speeds, and lightweight road bikes**** I don't know what to assume with no response from you so here goes, Whether your experiment or my "experiment" failed....or I made yours fail is irrelevant. Anyway, I would like my cap back as soon as possible. Mr. Creepy ********************************************************************** Dear Mr. Creepy Thank you for the bike sale information. I would be happy to return your hat. I'm sorry for not responding earlier, I think you're a great person, but I'm not interested in a relationship with you. I can drop your hat in the mail or, at �work� for you. Let me know. Take care, Robot Girl *********************************************************************** Hey Princess, Well thanks for letting me know but I never really was trying to start a relationship with consequences or constraints. I don't know.... maybe something more like a journey of shared experiences.... a natural flow of discovery of a great person, which you are.... a journey of inspiration more than a pursuit..... and I guess you discovered that I can be a complete idiot when being exhausted and that drunk. I should have stayed home that night. No big deal. Just mail it please.... or to get it to me sooner, just leave it at starbucks saying this guy left his hat, I will check next Monday morning on my way to school in case...... Auf weidersehen, Mr. Creepy P.S. Or, I will offer to buy you 1 beer and you could hand it to me, it can be something like an exit interview and a drink..... that might be interesting. Whatever |
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