Chrisatan: Sorry to here about southwest RobotGirl: Yeah, it blows ass, but I can reapply in one year Chrisatan: You still want to pursue it? RobotGirl: I don't know about SW. I would love to work for them RobotGirl: but the pay sucks ass Chrisatan: Yeah it sure does. They don't do it for the money, though. RobotGirl: no, I know, I'm trying to make myself feel better Chrisatan: You could always try out to be the person who shoots birds at the airport RobotGirl: true, I do have options RobotGirl: and killing is in tune with most of my life goals Chrisatan: Well there you go. Sounds like the perfect job to me. RobotGirl: oh really, then why aren't you doing the killing? Chrisatan: I can't wait till I have a job that involves killing birds. I try to hit them with the plane every chance I get. I've got 2 in the Lerjet so far. RobotGirl: nice work. Chrisatan: the tough part is making it so they miss the engines RobotGirl: maybe you should try shooting them with mind bullets Chrisatan: I reserve all that ammo for traffic on my way to work. RobotGirl: and how is the car working? Chrisatan: Much better since I got the smell of death out of the trunk and the jerry curl off the headrest RobotGirl: wait, did you get your car back? RobotGirl: or are you talking about my car? Chrisatan: Yes I did. Check this out. The Chrisatan: The mother fuckers were driving it around west Philly and got pulled over. They didn't even pull off the Illinois plates off it RobotGirl: well that's great. what are you doing with the mazda Chrisatan: I still have it as a second car. I have to get rid of the suburban still so I have quite the excess of cars right now.It's running good but I still need to get it a tune up. RobotGirl: wow, you and your cars Chrisatan: Yeah I thought I was done with juggling all this stuff RobotGirl: why does God hate you? RobotGirl: although maybe God doesn't hate you because you did get your car back Chrisatan: but then he took my cell phone away Fat Ugly Rock Whore, said I must have been Hitler or something in a previous life. I've been doing an awful lot of karmic payback RobotGirl: you may have cars and cell phones stolen, and an exgirlfriend that is late on payments, but I'm out of Soy Milk Chrisatan: you can start calling me Grimey RobotGirl: ha ha RobotGirl: then call me Homer RobotGirl: would you like to use my monkey paw Chrisatan: I'd probably just screw it up and get us all taken over by aliens or something. No, someone would steal it from me. That's it!!! RobotGirl: maybe you should start smoking pot Chrisatan: Nah, I still believe in alcohol; the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems Chrisatan: Hey I gotta run and go fly now. I'll talk to you later ok? RobotGirl: ok, have a good flight Chrisatan: thanks bye bye RobotGirl: bye *** Chrisatan signed off at Tue Jun 11 22:06:01 2002. |
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