--CRISTINA'S 2004 EDITIONOF CORRUPTED AND EXCITING ENGLISH--
**NEW ENTRIES are in pink.**
A
Aborb, Abrob(v): 1.The act of accepting moisture.
                 2. Accepting information.
                 
Origin: Mr. Flagel, Cristina Matei (respectively)

A Hole in One (saying): A saying implied to mean a strike in bowling. Originally used in golf tournaments. Origin: Rachelle Letain.

Apotemnophilia (n): Sexually fantasizing about losing a limb. Origin: Justin Boehm

Ass Goblin (n) : A tiny yet large-eared creature that dwells in the rectum of all those who wish it to do so, feeding off rectal nutrients.. Usually have large magenta eyes and no nose (for obvious reasons). Origin: Alec Wills

Ass Gobling (v): Self Explanatory. Origin: Crisitna Matei

B
Bagle
[pronunciation: bah-gull] (n): A glazed, ring-shaped roll with a tough, chewy texture, made from plain yeast dough that is dropped briefly into nearly boiling water and then baked.

Bitch
Puss (adj.): Someone who is annoying or irritating. Origin: Rachelle Letain

Belonephilia (n): Arousal from use of needles. Origin: Justin Boehm

Botulinonia
(n): The unstoppable condition of using a sausage as a dildo. Origin: Justin  Boehm, who unfortunately suffers of this condition.

Brachioprotic eroticism
(n): A deep form of fisting where the arm enters the anus. Origin: Justin Boehm, who is proffesional at brachioprotic eroticism.

C
Conve
rsate (v): The act of speaking with another person. Origin: Cristina Matei.

Conzo
(n): What goes on while two people are conversating. Origin: Sarah Arbaji

Cock (n): Also known as "Coke" or "Coca Cola". A fizzy, tasty soft drink that deteriorates bones, helps fat-cat yuppies get rich, causes world disputes, but unites everybody together! Origin: Maliha Qureshi

Cocksock
(n)1. A piece of cloth that envelops the male genital area.
2. A person (male/female) that envelops the male genital area.(n)
3. What Anoosh Shishmanian is to Fred the hall monitor. (n)
3. An insult used towards a person
.(n)
Origin: Cristina Matei


Chichen
(n): A two-legged  bird-like creature that has wings but cannot fly. Origin: A lovely Chineese restaurant situated beside a Greek deli on Ellesmere road.

Crapeth
(n): An exclamation used when something has gone not according to plan. A mixture of the modern-day usage of the word "crap" and the old English suffix of "-eth". Origin: Kyle Duffield.

Cussions
(n):  Pads or pillows with a soft filling, used for resting, reclining, or kneeling. Origin: Alec Wills

Coitus � Cheval (n): A Couple having sex on the back of an animal or one acting out role of horse. Origin: Justin Boehm

D

E
Extinkted
(n): When a species of living creatures ceases to exist. Origin: Rennie Jayasakera

F
Fob (n): A term originally meaning "Fresh Off [the] Boat". Implied to anybody not born in Canada, or anybody born in Canada that has a foreign accent.

Fobbit
(n): A person who is a fob. Origin: Fob, Hobbit

Fobtastic
(adj.): Having a foreign quality.

Flubbersious
(adj.): Consisting of flubber. Origin: Sarah Arbaji


G
God (n): 1. A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.
                2. Cristina Matei
                3. Johnny Depp
                4. Muad'Dib.


H
Hotle [pronunciation: hoe-tull] (n): A place where people may rent nicely kept rooms for a certain (usually small) period of time.

Hazaa [pronunciation: hu-zah](n): 1. An effusive exclemation of revelation.
                    2. A p2p file sharing program for FOB's.


I
Impotent
[pronunciation: im-poe-tent] (n): The state of having a higher official status. Origin: most likely Maliha Qureshi.

Idido [pronunciation: id-id-d'oh](n): 1. A person of inextensive intellect.
                                                               2. Alec Wills.
                                                               3. Myself, for actually creating the word. (This officially makes me a  non-hypocrite.)


J
J.D. (abbr.)(n): 1. Johnny Depp: accomplished actor, guitarist.
                           2. Cristina's secret sex slave.
                           3.
God.

K
KIK(abbr.): Originally "LOL" or "Laugh Out Loud", usually used when expressing a feeling of humour. Origin: Anoosh Shishmanian

L
Lipgloss Whore
(n) :One who cannot live without the pleasures that lipgloss brings. A nessecity of the Liploss Whore is that the Whore's choice lipgloss must always be on hand, and must be applied MORE then just a few times daily. If one's lipgloss is not in near proximity, one must whore lipgloss from a neighbour, no matter what the flavour, color, etc is... and no matter if the owner of that lipgloss has some horrible, contagious disease. Lipgloss is a must for THEE LIPGLOSS WHORE. Origin: Rachelle Letain

Laid-her (saying): An urban way of saying goodbye; a short way of saying "See you laid-her." Origin: Bentley DaCosta

M
N
Nexus (n): An unbelievably attractive, dark and mysterious male persona who is a product of Cristina Matei's imagination.

O

P

Poke: (see "Cock")
Paco (n): The name given to Rachelle Letain's dog, whose name was originally "Cocoa". Origin: Sasha.

Q

R

ROTFLMAOPIMP (abbr.)(v): Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off, Pissing In My Pants. Origin: Sarah Arbaji

S

Starbucks Snake Dance (n): A wily way for a person of brown ethnicity to propose a marriage to another person of the same ethnicity. Usually performed using provocative background music. Origin: Starbucks

Spooph (n): Nonesense; tomfollery; a hoax; a gentle satirical imitation. Origin: Alec Wills

"[We're] Screwing the same penis" (saying):  We're on the same page; we understand each other. Origin: Cristina Matei

T
Thympathize
(v): The act of understanding, or feeling thympathy for another being, mostly in the case that you have experienced what the other being is going through. Origin: Sarah Arbaji

Treesome (n):1. An activity involving three people.
                         2. Rennie's lifelong dream.
                         3. Rennie's lifelong dream, but involving trees.

                          Origin: Rennie Jayasakera


U

V
Vigdepp
(n): A demented caterpillar, whose name is derived from a combination of the actor Viggo Mortensen and the actor/God Johnny Depp.

W
Wille Wallo
(n): 1. A famous rock artist/filthy cigarette smoking ugmo who is the lead singer of the Finnish band "HIM".
2. Maliha's secret sex slave.


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