Due to the recent attempts to prevent people from stealing
other people's works, we have provided a couple of hundred
Copyright Laws, to protect each and every work created.
But, in order to be priveleged by these laws, you must
pay a down-payment of $500.00, and then a monthly payment
of $16.38 for about 40 months, or when we feel it is enough.

So, for those of you that wish to protect the crap you
call work, from other people from stealing it, then please,
feel free to call us now, at a random 1-800 number,
(It will be provided below), and pay our "slightly"
over-priced copyright law payment! We hope we've
succeeded in taking all the money left in your
posession. Oh, and insuring protection for something
you created.