author: FireCracker       KLee624820@a...

(Italic copy bordered by_underscore_)  

Archive? You'd better.

Pairing Goku/Vegeta

A/U -A permanent cure for Saiyan fever.  Based on Chi Chi's Rage.

Busted!

"Thank you, Mr. Henderson."

The elderly gentleman shook his head. "I'm sorry, Mrs. Son. I've been 

in this buisness nearly thirty years, and it never gets easier. 

Investigative work always strips personal lives bare."

Chi Chi stared sightlessly at photographs splayed across the kitchen 

table. She swore under her breath.

"The bastard..."

A hand took hers gently. "Such a lovely young woman. I don't know 

your entire situation, but I truly regret this."

Chi Chi took a deep breath. "Have you ever...found any aspects of 

your job repulsive?"

Henderson nearly laughed, pulling his salt and pepper goatee. "Only 

what I discover. When you told me your suspicions, quite frankly I 

was shocked. My kids follow the tournament series, and your husband 

is well known to them."

Chi Chi shuddered, covering her eyes against another round of 

tears. "I want to kill him...I couldn't believe my suspicions at 

first, they seemed too farfetched."

The deepset grey eyes were filled with compassion. "Photographs don't 

lie."

"No" the petite woman shook with rage. "Only husbands!" she snarled.

****

Clothes were scattered about the posh hotel room, littered carelessly 

by both occupants. A huge bed creaked and groaned from sexual fury. 

Two figures sweated and heaved in the dim light, a twisted tangle of 

arms and legs pounding each other into submission. Tails slapped wet 

flesh, strapping trails of fire that stoked the lovers to greater 

heights of frenzy. Harder and harder the saiyans pushed, driving each 

other to ecstacy even as the bed struck the wall...

Chi Chi calmy packed her purse. Tears had been replaced by cold 

resolve. She sent Gohan to a friend's house and wordlessly headed for 

her destination downtown.

_You'll pay for this, hiretsukan..._

****

The lovers soft kissed, stroking each other tenderly after their 

erotic explosion. Whispers and soft promises were exchanged. Laughter 

laced their conversation as they cuddled in pillow talk. Expensive 

wine was shared from the same goblet.  

But soon the blood burned again, as saiyan nature never abated for 

long. Conversation became foreplay, caresses became bites. Soft words 

turned to purrs and snarls. The silent bed moved once more.

****

"Ma'am, I tell you there's no one at this hotel by that name!"

"I don't care what you say. I know my husband is here!" Chi Chi 

yelled at the reservation desk. A small crowd gathered in curiosity 

at the shouting match.

The tall attendant turned his hooked nose high in the air. "Really, 

madam. This is a posh establishment. We don't want any trouble here."

Chi Chi smirked. "Who said anything about trouble? I'm supposed to be 

meeting my husband here. Now are you certain there's no one here 

named Goku?"

Thin lips quivered in indecision. "I...am not authorized to give out 

information..."

Chi Chi pulled out a fifty dollar bill and handed it to him. The man 

covered his eyes and took it.

"But in this case I'll make an exception. Room 1134."

Chi Chi laughed smugly. "Top floor, eh?"

The receptionist tucked the money away as he looked about. "The 

luxury suite. Would you like a key, madam?"

Chi Chi brightened at the unexpected development. "Why yes!"

****

No one noticed the petite brunette as she stalked down the hallway. 

Chi Chi looked about at the surroundings. Velvet wallpaper in ornate 

patterns graced the hallways. Expensive brocaded carpet was 

everywhere. The aisles were dotted with huge potted plants.

_My, my. Only the best for your lover, huh?_

She paused at room 1134. On the door handle was a DO NOT DISTURB sign.

_Oh, I plan to do a lot more than that!_

Slowly her small hand turned the key, heart pounding in anticipation. 

Soundlessly she pushed the door open. The living room was darkened, 

but sounds of passion coming from the back were unmistakable. Chi Chi 

glanced about the room, her emotions on ice. A huge service tray of 

gourmet food was partially eaten. Off in a corner, a small wet bar 

held several empty bottles and goblets.

A cold grin lit her face. _Saiyans and their bellies. At least 

they'll be well fed when I blast them to the next dimension._

Disgust twisted her features as the cries of ecstacy grew louder. She 

reached into her purse and pulled out a .38, quickly threading the 

silencer. Chi Chi stalked down the hallway towards her goal.

****

Rage hazed her vision at the sight. So engrossed were Goku and Vegeta 

they never sensed her.  Chi Chi knew that broad back anywhere. It 

belonged to her husband.

And Vegeta, apparently. Powerful arms wrapped around that same 

rippling back, even as Goku clearly was driving his ouji into the bed 

like a divot. Chi Chi was grateful that a sheet covered them from the 

waist down, although the thin satin left little to the imagination.

Their _faces_ trapped her anger the most. Vegeta was arched back, his 

features in total rapture as he mewed and moaned her husband's name 

again and again. Chi Chi stared, feeling an out of body sequence as 

Goku reared high, his tail flying out and whipping everywhere.

Chi Chi gritted her teeth, hands shaking over her purse...

Seconds later the lovers climaxed in sexual frenzy, bronzed bodies 

clenching fiercely in bold relief. Screams and growls filled the air. 

Goku fell forward and wet kissed his prince.

Chi Chi palmed cold steel in slender fingers...

Sculpted hands stroked the rippling back, ran through the mop of 

raven hair. More sloppy kisses planted on faces and throats.

Chi Chi pointed the .38...

Vegeta's eyes were closed in bliss. "Kakarot...aah...you're 

wonderful..."

Goku rasped in the ouji's ear, sighing in rapture. "Ve...geta...it's 

always been you..."

Chi Chi cocked the trigger. The slight sound jolted both saiyans. 

Goku rolled off Vegeta and gawked.

"Wha-CHI CHI?!!"

Chi Chi smiled coldly, enjoying the terror on their 

expressions. "Hello. I could've shot you before now, but it would've 

been a shame.  I wanted to see the show."

Vegeta sat up shakily, heaving. "W-woman, how dare you...how-"

"EXCUSE ME" Chi Chi raised an eyebrow. "I'm the one with the gun 

here, so _I_ ask the questions."

Goku gulped, his face white with shock. "Chi Chi, let me explain-"

A sneer. "Hah. Surely, two big, strong saiyans such as yourselves 

have nothing to fear from ME" she cocked the trigger once more. Both 

saiyans jerked again.

Vegeta found his voice. "Kakarot, say something! Tell her-"

"Tell me what, Vegeta" Chi Chi's voice was cold silk. "I happen to 

find out my husband is having an affair..._WITH ANOTHER MAN!!"_

Goku's eyes were wide, pleading. "Chi Chi, please!"

"Shut up. One thing I truly enjoy is knowing our dear prince is uke. 

I'll enjoy spreading that information around!!"

Vegeta flushed red, rage pushing aside all caution. "Go to hell, 

woman!!"

"Sorry, my friend. You're the one with the bus ticket.  I hope it was 

worth it, because you AND your boyfriend are going to the next 

dimension together!"

Goku held out both hands in desperation. "Think of Gohan! For kami's 

sake, Chi Chi!!"

She eyed him mirthlessly. "HAH. I'm sure Gohan was on your mind while 

you were banging Vegeta's brains out!"

Vegeta eyed the gun. "Kakarot, she's got a silencer!"

"I see it" Goku gulped in dismay. "Please, I've got to explain...I 

still love you-"

"LIAR!!"

Chi Chi fired a blast into the wall above their heads. Both saiyans 

ducked.

"The woman's crazy...she'll kill us both!" Vegeta shouted.

Goku glanced at the hole, then looked back at his wife. "That's 

enough!"

Chi Chi snickered. "Oh, my. Am I taking orders from you? You've had 

plenty of time to explain. Explain what a freak you are, that is!"

"But how did you find us?"

"I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE, MISTER" she pointed between his eyes. From 

the corner of her eye she noticed Vegeta shift slightly.

She waved the gun in his direction. "Don't even think it. I could 

care less which one of you gets it first!"

"I refuse to let it end like this!" Vegeta yelled in disbelief. "Let 

me die by battle, drowning in my own blood, but not this-"

Chi Chi clicked her tongue. "Tch. We can't always pick how we go, 

Vegeta. But I'm sure they'll listen to your story in the next 

dimension. I rather like seeing you exit on such a cheap note!"

"BITCH."

"Anxious to die, are we?" Chi Chi pointed at his head.

"Shoot me, then!" Goku yelled at her. "I'm the one who cheated!"

"How noble. Die for your lover, eh?"

"No...I admit I was a coward for not telling you, Chi Chi!"

"And worse!" she snarled. "Years of a so called happy life, all a 

lie! Fake smiles, fake love, and a fake husband! You yellow bastard."

"I was wrong-"

"You couldn't tell me once! Just let me go on and on, thinking our 

life together was fine. Well it's over. I've reconciled my decision."

Vegeta edged closer to Goku. 

Dark eyes looked them both over. "Tell you what. I'm a romantic, so 

I'll give you two one last chance."

"What are you talking about?!" Vegeta wanted to know.

A click on the trigger. "Give me one last dramatic scene...you know, 

where the tragic lovers know they're about to die, so forth, and so 

on?"

"You're insane, Chi Chi!" Goku shouted.

"And you're dead meat. A final kiss. I'll give you two that much 

before I splatter your brains all over the wall."

Vegeta grabbed his lover. "Kakarot!"

Goku glanced sideways quickly. /Hold on to me!/

"No."

Chi Chi blinked. "Excuse me? Did I hear that right?"

"You did" Goku growled. "Shoot. No way in hell will we beg!"

Dark eyes glazed in rage as Vegeta smirked at her defiantly, holding 

Goku's hand.

"Do your worst, bitch" he snarled.

"THEN DIE WITH YOUR SAIYAN PRIDE, FOOLS!!" Chi Chi fired twelve 

shots, spraying bullets in a cloud.

"What the frack?" she looked about the room when the smoke cleared. 

The bed was empty.

"Where??" she rummaged through the satin sheets. In rage, she hurled 

the gun against the wall.

"Chikusome!! They tricked me with that instant transmission!"

Glowering, Chi Chi stared into space, fists clenched at her sides.

"All right, suckers. You'll show up somewhere. And when you do, I'll 

be waiting..."

THE END