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Pairing� Nappa/Krillen/Chaotzou

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A/U -Squick war.

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Bald to the Bone

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Nappa was forced to take a bath by order of Prince Vegeta. His stench 

made even relatively close contact all but impossible. The doctors 

had gotten on him constantly over the years about his personal 

hygiene, to no avail. Finally under palace guard he was ordered to 

clean himself.

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The hulking saiyan grumbled, slapping at the water. "What's a little 

dirt?" he mumbled. "It's never killed anyone!"

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A smooth head popped above the surface. "But why be dirty when 

clean's so much more fun?"

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Nappa glared. "Who the heck are you?"

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A wink. "I'm Krillen. My friend is here with me, too."

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"Your friend?"

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"Yeah. Look!" Krillen reached down in the water, pulling up a small 

doll by the head.

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Nappa laughed. "HAH. I'm too old to play with toys!!"

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Little Chaotzou grinned. "If you use me right I'll make you REAL 

happy!"

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Nappa gave a sick grin. "Oh...OH, I get it!!"

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Krillen raised his hand. "We're a set."

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Nappa picked him up by the waist. "Yeah...so I see. Let's get 

started, sparky!" he strapped Krillen to a loofah scrub pad. 

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"Don't forget the soap!" Krillen giggled as he was dipped in the 

water.

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"I won't, rube" the huge saiyan scrubbed himself wtih Krillen 

attached to the pad.

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"AAHHH. That feels good" he rolled Krillen over his scalp and ass 

next.

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Chaotzou bobbed in the water. "Don't forget ME!"

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Nappa tossed Krillen aside with a splash. "Yeah, I know the drill. 

C'mere, ya little doll!" he reached for Chaotzou.

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Krillen untied himself and swam to Nappa's side. "Wait. You'll need 

me, big guy. Now roll over!"

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Nappa nodded, wheezing. "All right, but hurry up! It's been a long 

time for me, and I'm gettin' impatient!" the huge saiyan flopped over 

in the shallow water, splattering everywhere.

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Krillen climbed on his back carrying Chaotzou. "You want me to use 

the low or high setting?"

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"Go for it" Nappa ordered. "And I don't need no stinking oil!"

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Krillen sat on his ass. "Okay...ready, Chaotzou?"

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The doll waved a salute. "Fire in the hole!!"

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Nappa howled as Krillen shoved his friend in. Krillen held massive 

ass cheeks tightly as Chatzou did a dance inside the brute. Nappa 

grunted and groaned, bouncing as the little doll did his thing.

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"OOOHH....AHHH...SHIT....!!!"

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He exploded, spewing everywhere. Soon the tub overflowed...

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"Chaotzou, get out of there!!" Krillen yelled pulling his friend out 

with a POP!

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The doll licked his lips. "Geez, Krillen. I was having so much FUN!"

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Nappa kept on going, pulling himself. "GUHH....UGH....OEEE!!!" the 

crude behemoth yanked his ugly shaft.

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Soon the bathroom flooded. Krillen and Chatzou 'caught the wave' and 

were washed away. The white flood crashed through the door and 

careened through the palace, knocking down marble pillars and 

bringing the house down. Everywhere panicked saiyans ran from the 

calamity, screaming "KINGDOM COME!!!"

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And that is the true story of the demise of Vegetaseii...

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THE END

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 SQUICK WARS!!!

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 My opponent has fled for the hills despite his bold talk...

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