| Do you meet any of theese qualifications? |
| You might be a ricer if: * You need to be remined what your car is "powered by". * Your Muffler is louder than your stereo. * Your stereo is more powerful than your car. * The wing on your car has more lift than the wing of a plane. * The cost of your mods are worth more than the car itself. * Your car has ever been confused with a leaf blower or weed wacker. * You can fit a watermelon or other large fruit in your tail pipe. * You don't know the language of the stickers on your car. * Your car says 0.5 instead of 5.0 * You can't tell if your radio is on because of your muffler. * You put NOS stickers on your car for horsepower. * Your happy you have a big red sticker because gives you 8hp. |
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| **Note to those who are critical of this section�I realize there some potential inaccuracies in this section of my website however they will remain because this section is for humor, not to prove anything.** |