The Fishing Trip
One fine day when there was peace in the world and our hero Yajirobi was hungry he decided to go fishing. Yajirobi courage sly jumped all the way down from Korin tower and with out a parachute. Landing is no problem for our super hero Yajirobi. He runs to the farthest of rivers to demonstrate is power and when he gets their he make a fishing pole out of a twig. You may think that that is impossible, but not for our hero. He can do anything. Yajirobi spots a ferocious fish and with no time to think he drops the fishing pole and dives in after the fish. He realizes that the fish is much larger then he thought, but our hero never backs down from a fight or a chance at getting into the record books for catching the biggest fish ever. He bravely wrestles the huge beast with the aid of no one. He is thrown and twisted around like a doll, but Yajirobi is not afraid. He over comes this obstacle with his super human strength. Still under water with only one breath Yajirobi wrestles the beast for three days. Yajirobi never lets a fish get the best of him. On the fourth day he drags the dead beast from the water and says "I AM YAJIROBI THE MASTER OF THE WORLD". Now having a fish to eat he heads back to Korin tower to cook his meal. By now Yajirobi is very hungry from wrestling the beast for four days. He is also hungry because he hasn't eaten at all in those four days. Maybe a small fish hear or there while he was fighting his catch, but nothing that could have quenched his thirst for food. Yajirobi arrived at Korin tower and with no effort at all he climbs Korin tower and still the fish hanging from his waist. While climbing up the tower he thought to himself about how he would get the word out about his huge fish so that he would be famous. He also considered the fact that he wanted to eat the fish with in a reasonable time. He was still hungry after all. "I know!" Yajirobi creamed out (although no one was there). "I will use my telekinetic powers to lure the news reporters to the tower on my way up so that when I get there they will be ready for me and I won't have to wait too long to eat my fish" Yajirobi said to himself. Yajirobi then concentrated with all of his might to summon all of the reporters in the world to the tower. Nothing happened at first, but a Capsule plane flu overhead to the top of the tower. Then more and more capsule planes arrived. Some were only one-person jets, but others were huge and could have carried all of the reporters in an entire agency. Yajirobi was getting closer to the top of the tower by now and with the use of his acute hearing and sight capabilities he saw Kami on his look out screaming his head off at all of the reporters about turning his sanctuary into a parking lot for every one and something about neon lights. Yajirobi got to the top of the tower and he yell out "I have summoned you all here with my telekinetic powers to show you that I have caught the biggest fish in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!". Yajirobi noticed that none of the reporters were looking at him. They were listening to Korin! Yajirobi poked around the reporters to find that Korin had a bigger fish then him and it didn't smell as bad as Yajirobi's.