Yajirobi vs. Mr. Satan
One fine day after Cell was defeated and before Gohan went off to high school, Yajirobi decided to take a trip to the Satan City. When he got there he noticed that every one else in the city had a Mr. Satan handbag. So using his tremendously powerful mind Yajirobi decides he must get a Mr. Satan handbag. Yajirobi heads to the nearest Mr. Satan supply store. When Yajirobi gets there he realizes that it isn't as good as he thought it would be so he goes to the second Mr. Satan supply store. This store meets Yajirobi's high, but reasonable expectations. Yajirobi strolls through the store and picks out a Mr. Satan handbag that fit his needs. He walks up to the counter to pay for the handbag like the responsible citizen he is when the clerk tells him the price of the handbag. Yajirobi noticed that the price of the handbag was way over what he was willing to pay for it. He tells this to the clerk and the clerk goes nuts flipping out and yelling about how his world was coming to an end. The clerk then picks up the phone dials a rather long number that took ten minuets to dial. He begins talking to some one on the other end and hangs up. "You�re gonna get it now," the Clerk warns Yajirobi. Yajirobi, now baffled beyond belief he stands there and asks the Clerk to explain. He says, "The One will be coming." The next thing you know Mr. Satan shows up in the doorway. "Did you try to bargain with this very clerk that happens to be behind the counter at this very moment?" Mr. Satan asked. "Well. Yes," Yajirobi replied. "I was just saying that it was a little expensive for a hand bag." "You have upset the ways of the store and for punish meant I shall smite thee." Mr. Satan replied. So Yajirobi the amazing man tell Mr. Satan that he accepts the challenge. Mr. Satan brings Yajirobi to his custom made fighting ring. GONG! The starting bell rings. Yajirobi charges at Mr. Satan. Mr. Satan takes his stance and when Yajirobi isn't looking he steps on a hidden switch. All of a sudden a giant explosion bursts out of nowhere. Mr. Satan thinks to himself that Yajirobi is gone and he has nothing left to worry about. The next thing he knows Mr. Satan is on the ground with a big welt on his head and Yajirobi behind him laughing. "How did you get behind me?" Mr. Satan demanded. I simply used THE FORCE. Yajirobi then jumps back and pulls out a silver cylinder about a foot long. Then SHUUUM! A beam of light shoots out. "Feel the wrath of my LIFE SAVER!" Yajirobi yells. Mr. Satan stands up with a smirk on his face and says, "Do you think you�re the only person that has a LIFE SAVER?" Mr. Satan then pulls out a LIFE SAVER of his own. "AAAHHHH!!" Both fighter charge at each other LIFE SAVER in hand. CRACK! SHUUUM! FIIIZZZ! The battle goes on and on for hours. "You shale fall to the LIFE SAVER of a true warrior!" Yajirobi yells. "You are mistaken my not friend." Mr. Satan yells back. The battle rages on for hours. Finally Mr. Satan backs up and his LIFE SAVER starts to flicker. Then it goes out completely. "My batteries ran out," Mr. Satan says. "You should have used Energizer. They keep going and going and going and going and going and...