Yajirobi's Diet
Ever wonder how Yajirobi got to be such a masculine beast of a man? Well now you can look like him. Just follow the simple diet below and you will be in perfect shape (the roundish kind).
Primary Steps
- No matter what anybody else says this is not bad for your health.
- Eating lots of fat is good preperation.
- Intense calorie intake preactice is also a good thing to do.
Secondary Steps
- Go to your local bar and purchase your personal Yajirobi Diet Kit.
- Open the kit and take out the Y-Pills.
- Swallow tow pills right away (best results with alchohal).
- Next take out the anti electronic muscle stimulation devise.
- Attach the anti electronic muscle stimulation devise to your waist.
- Now just sit and watch some CNN because the AEMS has started working and you can't get to the remote to change the channel.
- Now for the last step. Open up the bottom compartment in the Kit.
- A soda, bag of chips, and some dip will pop out prearranged in the case for easy reach of all the items.
Your Done! Now just sit there for a few day and you will see dramtic results.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any unusual effect this treatment might have on you. Simptoms such as or close to severe urinary tract infection, extreme brain cell loss, transformation into transmorphic beasts, and you... well... you know... problems down south.