The Chekers Game
It was a fine spring day in west city. Our hero, Yajirobi was taking a strol down Main Street when he saw a sign for a Checkers Tournament. He thought to himself and decided to enter the tournament so he could show off his superior intellect and just have some fun picking on all of the old farts competing against him. So, Yajirobi walks up to the registration booth and asks the rather decrepit wrinkly old women sitting there, "Can I sign up for the Checkers Tournament." The old women responded with an extremely board tone of voice, "Name please." "My name is Yajirobi," Yajirobi responded. "Spell that please," the old women asked managed to spurt out in her moment of eternal boredom. "Y-A-J-I-R-O-B-I," Yajirobi said with great pride. "The tournament starts in five minute. I suggest that you move because your face makes my eyes hurt. After having a close encounter with the old and wrinkly kind Yajirobi took his seat in the competition. His first opponent was a really old man that could barely make it to the checkers board. The game started and as Yajirobi picked up his piece a plan formulated in his head. "All righty. Lets get this plan going," Yajirobi thought to himself. Yajirobi started to move his piece and then lunges toward the old man yelling "BOOOOOO!" Yajirobi yelled with all of his might. The old man got so scared he had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. "Yajirobi wins by default," the judge announced. The games continued. Using all of the tricks in the book such as the not really accidental booger shot, flachalation therapy, one eyed staring contest, and the good old take a few pieces when the other guy isn't looking technique, Yajirobi easily managed to get to the final round. Yajirobi calmly walked over to the table for the game think that he would just pull off another winning technique. Then a barbaric, disgusting, wretched, and foul woman named Chi Chi appeared in front of him taking the seat of his opponent. Stunned, Yajirobi managed to squawk out "How did you get to the finals. I never even knew you were competing." "It was quite simple Yajirobi. I just second guessed every move that all of my opponents made." Chi Chi said. "They all walked out in strait jackets for some reason." " Well let's get it on!" Yajirobi yelled. So the game went on and by the five minute marker Yajirobi for some unknown reason had more pieces on the board then there were spaces and Chi Chi had five checkers six pawns and half of a Bishop. Plus the board had become a three dimensional holographic display. "Now to set the final blow into action," Chi Chi thought to herself. "He won't know what hit him." Yajirobi reached for a king that was five checkers high to jump Chi Chi's Half Bishop. With that Chi Chi started her final assault with a blow to Yajirobi's head with her purse. Yajirobi yelped in pain. As Yajirobi stood up Chi Chi hit him again from the other side. "HEY! Judges! Aren't you going to do something about this?" Before they could say a word Chi Chi turned round and gave the judges her evil stare. The Judges huddled together in fright and said it was a legal move. Now Yajirobi had enough time to recuperate and get out his sword. "Where'd she go?" Yajirobi asked himself after he noticed Chi Chi was gone. Yajirobi looked around and noticed that all of the judges were passed out in their chairs with the words "Look out behind you" on their foreheads. While in a moment of contemplation Yajirobi felt another blow to his head as he rocketed towards the cement floor. "Behind you! You moron! What were you thinking?" Chi Chi yelled at him. "I am now the master of Checkers and you have a loss under your belt." Yajirobi looking stunned at the fact that he had been outsmarted in a checkers game said, "So this is your final blow?" "Yep" Chi Chi answered back with a nonchalant attitude. "You are no longer the best at everything and I have disgraced you. My work is done. I must go now. I have many other people's lives to ruin." Yajirobi watched as Chi Chi walked away to find another victim thinking to him self, trying to figure out what happened. He didn't know. As Yajirobi was heading home to his Fortress of Food he continued thinking and decided to Chalk this one up as one of the universes strange occurrences that happened only to confuse people. With this Yajirobi continued his Super Hero/Model/Genius/Everything Else life.