nothing is as it seems in the land of spiff ..

so i'm sneaking around in the forest of spiff right, and i see this red thing
so i go over and i poke it with a cattle prod.. just to make it move or something..
and this lil lizard thing jumps out...
and some how he knew that i thought he was a lizard
"bitch i aint no lizard i'm a dragon DRA-GON"
so for being smart i zap the lil bastard with my cattle prod again..
newho we end up sneaking around in this forest eh 
and that gay ass green dino thing from toy story jumps out 
ARRRGGGGG 
were both like ...yea...uh...right
and w/e the fuck the dragon guys name is ... well he melts the guy.. cuz he's plastic right
and we make an army of plastic soldiers out of him
and were movin alond..
but i got bored...
so i melted a few.. with a magnifying glass... laughing evilly as we go...
(YES WE HAVE A NAME 
help me out as we go ok)
so we get to the fort of "SPACE RANGERS" 
(this is gettin gayer as i go.. it's like watching american idol)
OOWWWW MY KNEE 
i was hit with the red light of a SPACE RANDGERS blinky light thing 
so i threw myself to the ground and laughed 
( i thought you were actually hurt, no,... i did hurt my knee tho so it was an inspiration
UTERUS ok newho )
i get up..
to fight the SPACE RANGERS
i get out my ninja cd's of DOOM 
they have the "everybody was kung fu fighting" song on them... 
so i hand them to my lil minion army 
and we start chucking them at the SPACE RANGERS 
we end up hittin the lil christmas light thigns
and got in their base
we spread out 
swiftfully silent
using covert shit.. type.. stuff
(stealth?... yeah .. i like "covert.. shit.. types.. stuff better" newho
iforgot where i was going 
you were spreading out the base with covert... shit.. type.. stuff
wow... my ADD kicked in.. 
ADD rules.. 
*thebatossi waits for his thoughts to return* 
? 
i thought you had adhd 
adhd is extreme add 
so how cna you have both ?  
no talking about problems back to spiff!
ok back to the story .. 
i don't remember where iw as goin with the story... 

TO BE CONTINUED