Spiff


			Stories from the Land of SPIFF!
Just a little explanation about this page... these stories have been invented from fiction by my dear friend Zak and I would like to thank him for his crazy mind and the lending of these stories lol All of these stories have at one point been told to us all in our beloved home of Lemonheads and without which wont be half as funny but still, here they are, the stories and the moments they bring with them
		The following story includes diologue that was being said in the room at the time ... and they are shown in ( )'s and by whom, i couldn't remember to save my life lol Nothing is as it seems in the land of spiff.... So i'm sneaking around in the forest of spiff right, and i see this red thing so i go over and i poke it with a cattle prod..just to make it move or something... and this lil lizard thing jumps out... and somehow he knew that i thought he was a lizard "bitch i ain't no lizard i'm a dragon DRA-GON" so for being smart i zap the lil bastard with my cattle prod again.. anywho we end up sneaking around in this forest eh, and that gay ass green dino thing from toy story jumps out ARRRGGGG we're both like ... yea... uh... right and w/e the fuck the dragon guys name is... well he melts the guy...cuz he's plastic right and we make an army of plastic soldiers out of him and we're movin along.. but i got bored.. so i melted a few... with a magnifying glass...laughing evilly as we go.. (does ur army have a name? YES WE HAVE A NAME.. help me out as we go here) so we get to the fort of "SPACE RANGERS" (this is getting gayer as i go... it's like watching american idol.) OWWW MY KNEEE i was hit with the red light of a SPACE RANGER blinky light thing.. so i threw myself to the ground and laughed ( i thought you were actually hurt. no, but i did hurt my knee so it was an inspiration UTERUS newho..) i get up.. to fight the SPACE RANGERS i get out my ninja cd's of DOOM they have the "everybody was kung fu fighting" song on them... so i hand them to my little minion army.. and we start chucking them at the SPACE RANGERS we end up hittin the little christmas light things... and got in their base.. we spread out.. swiftfully silent.. using covert shit.. type .. stuff... (stealth?.. yeah i like "covert shit ... type... stuff" better newho i forgot where i was going you were spreading out the base with the covert shit... type .. stuff wow... my ADD kicked in ADD rules... thebatossi waits for his thoughts to return ? i thought you said you had ADHD ADHD is extreme ADD so how can you have both? TO BE CONTINUED!! dun dun dun.....

	Zak catches Foamy but finds out he doesn't have the Talisman... and something keeps running... and blurry like... can Zak complete his mission that uncle has sent on him?.. you'll have to wait and see in the next... bum bum badum... LAND OF SPIFF CHRONICLES!!!! I'm still chasing Foamy for the damn Talisman, round and round i go... where he stops... i wish i knew.. I grab the little bitch by the throat and hold him there... you got my talisman "NO YOU FAT BASTARD I DON'T.. GO TAKE SOME OF PILL - ZEE'S MEDS AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"... after that i snapped his neck... made squirrel soup.. i go to Pill - Zee .. "you got my talisman you skitzomatic twit"... "AHH SOMEONE STOLE MY EYEBALLS"... that's all i got out of him... so i walked away.. so i'm walking ...and there was this flash... like a blur if you may.... so turns out.. it's the red care bear... and it has my squirrel talisman...so i pounce and grab the fluffy animal.. and yet again.. things arn't as they seem .. the bitch fights back... it has the squirrle ninja style from the talisman... so as i'm gettin my ass kicked by a care bear.. i grab the talisman and light the bitch on fire... This is also to be continued... dun dun dun..
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