The Simpsons

Where do the Simpsons live??????

The Simpson's address is as follows :
742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield, NT USA
NT = North Takoma, a fictional state
Matt Groening intended Springfield to be an Anytown, USA

Some of my favorite quotes :

Homer : "A woman is like a beer, they look good, they smell good, and you'd run over your own mother just to get to one."
Bart : " Can you get me some of those flinstones chewable morphine??"
Mr. Burns : "Smithers, for attempting to kill me, you get a 5% pay cut."
Homer : "Marge, lets end this feudin' and a fussin' and get down to some lovin' "
Chief Wiggams : " Okay, folks, shows over. Nothing to see here. Shows.... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey, everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around! Dont be shy! Crowd around.."
Ralph : " I bent my wookie"
Homer : "I like my beer cold and my homosexuals flaming."
Apu : "Silly Customer, You can not hurt a twinkie."

Types of Duff Beer :
Duff
Duff Lite
Duff Dry
Duff Dark
Rasperry Duff
Dark Duff
Lady Duff
Duff Gummi Beers

Some of my favorite BlackBoard Sayings

I did not see Elvis.
I will not xerox my butt.
I am not a 32 year-old woman.
I will not sell land in florida.
I am not a dentist.
I do not have diplomatic immunity.
I will not charge admission for the bathroom.
I am not delightfully saucy.
Nerve gas is not a toy.
I will not hide the teachers prozac.
I will not instigate a revolution.
I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not sell school property.
I will not sleep through my education.
"Bart Bucks" Are not legal tender.
No One is interested in my underpants.
All Work and No Play Makes Bart a Dull Boy.
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis, Jr.
I will not hang donuts on my person.

Itchy and Scratchy Theme Song

They fight, they bite.
They fite and they bite and fight.
Bite, Bite, Bite!
Fight, Fight, Fight!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show

Homer's List of Things To Do Before Dying
(written on "dumb things i gotta do today" notepaper)
1. Make a list (which is crossed out)
2. Eat a hearty breakfast.
3. Make Maggie a videotape.
4. Have a man-to-man with Bart.
5. Listen to Lisa play her sax.
6. Make funeral arrangement.
7. Make Peace with dad.
8. Beer with boys at bar.
9. Tell off boss.
10. Go Hang Gliding.
11. Plant a tree.
12. Have final dinner with family.
11. Be intimit (sic) with Marge

10 Commandments of Bart

10. Thou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end.
9. Thou shalt always make ryhmes.
8.Thou shalt procrastinate.
7.Thou shalt go wild cause you'll never go to heaven.
6.Thou shalt dance like lunatics.
5. Thou shalt be alive.
4. Thou shalt slam the door.
3. Thou shalt question authority.
2. Thou shalt do exactly what you want to do.
1. Thou shalt have fun.

Did you know that $2.00 of gas at Qwik-E-Mart is $4.20 ???
Could that be a coincidence?!?!

When Maggie is scanned in the opening credits, The price appears as $847.63, a figure once given to raise a baby in the U.S. for one month. However, in episode #3F31, a trivia questions says it reads NRA4EVR, which was a gag made to troll the audience. It's referring to the people who have labeled the show "the most liberal on television" , by portraying it to have an ultra-conservative slant.

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