2001's Previous Weekly
Quotes
Used in Melissa's site
| Date: | Quote: |
| July 1, 2001 | "It looks like their giving that thing a giant enema!" ~ "Evolution" |
| July 15, 2001 | "What's another word for thesaurus?" ~ |
| July 22, 2001 | Alex
Trebek: "The answer is ten. You have ten fingers." Sean Connery: "I'll show you a finger!" ~"Saturday Night Live" |
| August 07, 2001 | "Life is like a cookie." ~"America's Sweethearts" |
| August 10, 2001 | Agent 86:" Ahh...you'll never believe this Franco, but I am a tooth collector." Franco(prison roomy):"You will never belive why I'm in here. I murdered my dentist!" ~"Get Smart" |
| August 17, 2001 | "Is that a fat joke?" ~Everyone at Cross-Country Camp |
| August 27, 2001 | "That I would be good even if I did nothing That I would be good even if I got the thumbs down That I would be good even if I got and stayed sick That I would be good even if I gained ten pounds" ~Alanis Moressette "That I Would Be Good" |
| September 3, 2001 | "That I would be fine if I went bankrupt That I would be good if I lost my hair and my youth That I would be great if I was no longer queen That I would be grand if I was not all knowing" ~Alanis Moressette "That I Would Be Good" |
| September 10, 2001 | "That I would be loved even when I numb myself That I would be good when I am overwhelmed That I would be loved even when I was fuming That I would be good even if I was clingy That I would be good even if I lost sanity That I would be good" ~Alanis Moressette "That I Would Be Good" |
| September 17, 2001 | "USA! USA! USA! USA!" ~New York City Rescue Workers chanting the sentiments of a nation. |
| September 24, 2001 | "Make babies, not war!" ~Cross Country's new slogan |
| October 1, 2001 | "Ok Mulder, but I'm warning you... If this is Monkey Pee then your on your own!" ~Scully "The X-files |
| October 7, 2001 | "I finally managed to get some powdered water, but I do not know what to add." ~Steven Wright |
| October 15, 2001 | "Duck just before impact if you are heading toward an extremely tall barricade or fence." ~"The Worst-Case Sceneario Survival Handbook: Travel" |
| October 21, 2001 | "Small bags suck!!!!" ~Alicia from work (a fellow idiot) |
| November 04, 2001 | "Yea Ashley!" ~"Everyone" |
| November 11, 2001 | "After centuries of lies, deceptions, and ignorance, we have totally forgotten consciously what we are, what our true place in the universe is, and what powers we have. Now, all we know is the information that's been handed to us since birth. We've been inundated with this information, that is a combination of superstition, fear, guesswork, and deductive reasoning." ~"Find Your Cosmic Powers in Search of the Self" By Jack Dugger(page 12) |
| November 16, 2001 | "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." ~George Gobel |
| November 25, 2001 | "The best thing you can do to show your support is just to be there. Show up to show you are thinking of them." ~Melissa |
| December 2, 2001 | "Oh really?" ~Eveyone at one time or another. {When was the last time you said it?} |
| December 16, 2001 | "It took awhile, but when their number dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry." ~Anonymous |
| December 23, 2001 | "What if the question is not why am I so infrequently the person I really want to be, but why do I so infrequently want to be the person I really am?" ~Unknown |
| December 30, 2001 | "Penile Dementia?" ~Someone trying to read "Senile Dementia" at a certain x-mas party |
| January 27, 2002 | "In youth we learn, in age we understand." ~Marie VonEbruer Escherbach - 1883 |