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Yesterday Jamie Wimbel, Jon Tinsey, and Melissa Runstrom had an exciting day out. Jamie and Melissa first went to Old Navy, and each bought two items for only $8. Then the duo met up with Jon at the Star movie theater. They went and bought tickets for "Evolution" at John's suggestion. Whatever you do, DON'T SEE "EVOLUTION"! It was a horrible movie. The best part of the entire thing was when the guy is up the Alien's butt. But that's about it. Then the trio went to Cinnibon and ordered a Cinnibon each (except for Jon who had to be different and by a blizzard from DQ). Then the trio went and bought tickets for the movie "Atlantis". Besides the continual clapping by one audience member throughout the entire movie at even the sad times, it was alright. Although Melissa and Jamie both agree that the animation techniques used in the movie needed a few less angles. Then Jamie had to meet up with her current love interest Mark, and his friend Stephen. So Jon left, and Melissa waited with Jamie. Jamie was supposed to see "Fast and Furious" with the two boys, but it was sold out, and the girls didn't actually see the boys they were looking for for about 45 minutes. Then the four walked around the mall for a while. The girls watched the boys make fools of themselves during multiple instances. To complete the day, Melissa bought hooped earrings. Citing the excuse, "I want to "spice" up my ears. The studs I always wear are nice, but kinda boring." Then Jamie and Melissa parted ways. Melissa went home and Jamie went to wait by the boys' car (you see, the girls had deliberately(or not) lost the boys in the mall.).
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TINWIMRUN AND TWO MOVIES|
Today and
yesterday I tried to find an affordable bathing suite that looked decent.
Apparently this is impossible. There were plenty of suits out there, but
all were either ugly, too expensive, or didn't look just right. Is it a
conspiracy? This reporter thinks so. Look at the facts! Just as Ashley
gets her pool suddenly I need a new bathing suit. Just as I start looking,
suddenly the selection goes down. I mean it's not as if I just missed the
swimsuit purchasing season or anything. It's not as if most people were
smart enough to buy their swimsuits in early spring or any such base
answer as that. I ask you, what has America come too? It's a dark day for
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The students
walked cheerfully down the confetti littered hall, to their buses and
cars, and then they were gone. The school year was officially over and
they had said their goodbyes, and finished all their work, they had even
given an occasional teacher that dirty look. A few lingered for a while,
some looked back at their ten month prison with sorrow or solace. Yet
others ran from the doors chanting wild phrases and charged to their cars.
Their foot cautiously edging the pedal in front of the police assigned to
this ending. They happily made it onward to the light while the police
shouted for all to use their seat belts. Off they drove, the green light
officially freeing them. Not a look back, just looks ahead...
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Last Sunday
while working at a race in Ann Arbor. She was sitting next to coach doing
computer stuff when Kendra nonchalantly says "I think there is something
on my arm..." Then she looks down at her actual arm and gets this
horrified look on her face just before her voice takes on a high pitched
quality and thrusts her arm towards the horrified spectators. Thinking
Coach would be no shrinking violet she turned to him to remove the giant,
fat, black spider from her arm. In his seat he just moved further away
from her, saying something about "Arachnophobia". Finally with no one
taking any action Sara came to the rescue and somehow managed to brush it
off. It was then that the shrinking violet took charge of the situation
like a real man! "Squash it Melissa!" He screamed as it landed on the
floor. Then in one triumphant step (with her eagle-quick reflexes) Melissa
made certain the spider would attempt to kill no more. Then Ashley got a
napkin and picked up the remains from the floor, before chasing a
horrified Melissa around with them. The team then recovered and got back
to work. |
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Been wondering
where the news has been the past two months? So have we! It all started
one moonless night. Our chief news reporter was driving home when she was
run off the road by vicious stranger. But the stranger was no stranger! It
was an obsessed fan of the column. This fan- who must remain un-named
because of legal responsibilities- kidnapped our reporter and demanded she
write about odd things like a strange town called Winchester in a strange
land named Laranddia. This was between the wonderfully written and well
scripted "The X-Files" and "Get Smart" episodes that she was forced to
watch. The kidnapper threatened to kidnap all other reporters from the
M.A.R's INK press if we wrote a column or even updated the web site. But
we decided after 2 months we would tell the mail clerk- Jerry- to let the
columnist go free. Reluctantly this un-named kidnapper did. After we
sicked the noiseless man-eating dogs on him. That will teach anyone to
mess with our news columnists! |
