07/28/01
I BARELY ESCAPED WITH MY LIFE!

Well, at least that is what Melissa wanted to say after she left Belle Isle on Tuesday. Unfortunately she was disappointed. She saw no rat, no animal parts, just some flies and this gross hair stuff in the grass. Contrary to popular belief, the belle isle zoo does actually house some animals! Seen were a few peacocks (my aunt has more of them then they do(prettier too!)) and a small pony. Just after the Jurassic style zoo complex is the forest, or jungle. The whole time it seemed as though a dinosour or a someone who had swallowed too much Detroit River water would come out and attack the truck, taking its front fender with it. Eventually Melissa and Jess managed to make it to the elusive "concession stand" by breaking some major and I'm sure minor traffic laws. Oh, and just so you all know, people actually swim in the Detroit River! I might if it were perhaps called the Windsor River - because then it might actually be clean- but no way would you catch me swimming in the Detroit River. Think of all of the dead bodies alone!!
To please Melissa someone will have to slice and dice a rat or other small mammal for the next time she goes to Belle Isle.

07/22/01
JUST USE AN "S" TO DESCRIBE SATURDAY

Well the day Started out with Melissa Saying S@#t! When She realized She had Slept in and needed to leave 15 minutes later. Then She drove to the Solleys 5k race for St. Jude’s. After a wonderful and Successful race the Saturday continued on with Swimming at the Solley's. The party ended after feeling a few Sprinkles. Because of the Sun while Swimming Some people (Specifically Jessica and Melissa) got Sunburned. So then Jessica and Melissa went Shopping at Great Lakes. There they exchanged Some funny Stories and a few Serious ones too. After the mall closed the pair went to Borders to browse. There they ran into Some of Melissa's relatives. Then they went back to Melissa's house where the Tarot cards were taken from their box amidst the telling of Several more Stories. Then Jessica and Melissa Said "So long" for the evening. After that Melissa went online for Sometime, and talked about "Stuff". Finally Melissa went to bed and fell quickly to Sleep.
"S" count up: 32. Or 34 with the title. 35 with this line.

07/15/01
ARE SPIDERS A NEW FAD?

If they are then Melissa’s walls are styling. Her walls are crawling with them. For the last five or six evenings before bed Melissa has killed a spider. Disturbed by this epidemic to say the least, Melissa tried to look up the type of spider online but couldn't find a match. However she did succeed in making herself REALLY CREEPED OUT. In some cases having to turn her head when she saw some of the pictures of these arachnids. There should be some kind of law about close ups on spiders. When they take over the entire screen it starts to be a bit disturbing. The thing about killing one every night is the pattern of it all. Melissa is afraid the spiders will catch on, and will start some kind of revolution against their human squashers. Sometimes it almost seems that a hapless sacrifice is made by the spider population just to learn Melissa's methods of destruction. It could happen some day. We used to think dolphins were just big fish didn’t we? So arm yourself and join the vigil.
Does anyone know where someone could buy an industrial sized can of spider specific Raid?

07/05/01
YIPPERS!

Well Ho Hum for things so far. Besides landing a job, and finishing all of her updates for her website not much else has happened in the past few days. "Sunday was the last time I involved my social life in anything." Stated a yawning Melissa. "Since then the most exciting thing in my unsocial life has been the attempted shoplifter and hand threatener, and finishing this #!@* site." Melissa wishes to inform her fans and friends that she is available to take her social life with her all day Friday and Saturday and after 5:30pm on Sunday, unless the store is busy, then after 6pm on Sunday. To make reservations just send an e-mail or call!
Yes, pathetic does have a familiar ring to it.