godzilla451

Coming soon to hate your town! If I get my license back. None of your business actually.
shut up.
   Q. Why should I care.
   A. You Shouldn't, really
   Q. Why the Crappy Template Garbage?
   A. again I am lazy. This is the second most popular template on the list (read second most common) and only a blank page is more popular.
So I have achieved Ultimate Lameness,in a sort of "I can't be bothered to learn HTML" way. Then I screwed it all up. Whee!
Q. Why Hate Michael Delouise?
A. Why not?

Unleash your legions of hate into my crotchal area! Stop touching yourself! End bedwetting!

Ed Makes me wanna dance.

Dance Dick! Dance!

Look!
ED knows when to say no.

This webpage best viewed at 640x480 resolution after a couple of beers

Brak is always welcome in my home.

Ookla the Mok, however, is not.

Seraphim says :Your first mistake is assuming there is a point to anything. Some poeple will go as far as to try and find meaning in death.
That's like saying,
"When I get to the store to buy some toilet paper, I wonder what that will mean?"

NOW! Featuring 50% more colors!

-Making the web more matrix-y with green fonts since 2003

Suckmeter

Why not book Glenn Campbell for YOUR next party!
Why not indeed.

Hey Kids! It's Time For The FAQ-U!

Lead story tonight
Local Mental deficient cuts self/things.
News at 11

to home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beer goggles for trailer trash of all kinds!