The Felching Woodchuck!
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Yes, The filthy Scientologists have invaded my "beloved" (snicker) town of Claremont NH.
  I don't know how long they have been here, but rest assured I will be soon cranking out leaflets ripped from the pages of xenu.net for distribution about town.
Visit
Operation Clambake for a good idea why this insidious family-killing cult should be banned.  spread the truth.
  with any luck, they will label me an SP (cult-speak for Suppressive Person) and hence they will be forbidden to talk to me.
http://www.xenu.net/
Hah Hah!  Squeeze them cans for all they're worth Barbarino!
Friggin' turd.
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