Well these are just some things that I either made up or found somewhere or other. Lookie, my made-up stuff has its own section! whoo hoo!
Well, First up are the things I find ramdomly. Sometimes its organized, sometimes its not...have fun! =P
First up, these really weird questions that I like for some reason or other.
- What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?
- Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
- Why do hotdogs come in packages of 8, and buns in packages of 10?
- 'politics'. never has there been a more accurate word. 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood-sucking insect'
- What color does a smurf turn when it's choking?
- Why are there interstate highways in hawaii?
- If a cow laughed, would milk come out its nose?
- Why its called a TV 'set' when you only get one?
- When something is "new and improved," which is it?(If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.)
- Why is 'abbreviate' such a long word?
- What is a 'free' gift? aren't all gifts free??
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
- What happens when you find an endangered animal that only eats endangered plants?
And now for 'Only in America' s. I am American, and I find these funny. If you don't, tough nuggies!
- Only in America do you order a double-cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke.
- Only in America, do you buy hotdogs in packages of 8 and buns in packages of 10.
- Only in America, are there handi-capped spaces at the skateparks.
- Only in America, can a pizza get to you house faster than an ambulance.
- Only in America, do drugstores make sick people walk to the back of the store to get their medicine, while perfectly healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front.
- Only in America, do banks leave safe doors wide open and then chain the pens to the desks.
- Only in America, do we leave cars worth millions of dollars in the driveway and leave our useless junk in the garage.
- Only in America, do we use answering machines to screen call and then have call waiting so that we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to to talk to in the first place.
- Only in America, do we have drive-up ATMs with braile lettering.
Ok, its quote time! I find these in random places, net and r/l world. (whatever THAT is.) Really, I have no idea who said them. Feel free to take them ^_^
- God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
- It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
- ***everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***
- Just when I thought I understood everything, I regained consciousness.
- Just when i was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
- I dreamed I was eating a 10-pound bad of marshmellows. I woke up to find that my pillow was gone.
Things I made up now! whoo! Ok there probly isnt as much here....
If the virtual-highway was real...
- Kids would be showing the adults how to do everything.
- Computer crashes would be painfull.
- You would drive a computer instead of a car.
- ...right into the wall...
- You wouldn't get caught in a web.
- Noone would be arachniphobic...spiders spun The Web.
- Everyone would have there own personal section of the infinite highway. This site they would let there personal spiders out on, to spin there 'web-sites'.
- There would be no compost heaps. Worms destroy computers.
- If you caught a virus, so would your computer.
- If your computer had a virus, so would you.
- There would be medicine for your computer to take.
- There would be computer reapair shops that actually repaired the computers.
- Computer-nappers are on the most-wanted list.
- Virus-creators ARE the most-wanted.
- There would be computers going 1mph. In big bright letters on the side it says: 'AOL'
- Virus Busters :the police officers of the future!
- There would be no myth of 'ghosts'. Only spectars that inhabit abonded computers.
- What are 'Ghost Busters'? We only have 'Virus Busters'!
- Cookies would not be for eating.
- Your computer will do your running for you.
- All pets would be virtual.
- Mice would not be considered pets. They are for point-and-click'ing.
- All movies would be on timed movie sites.
- Your friends would have names such as MarySue1800, bob01010, hiyahowyadoing, and of course, YourFriend.
Now for some of those weird questions that you saw at the top of the page. But don't get your hopes up--after all, I made these up!
- What color do the YellowPages turn when they get old?
- Why aren't goldfish gold?
- Why should we 'put a smile on' for Ronald McDonald?