posted 02-15-2000 07:01 AM            

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Yeah, I've had a funny feeling about Agassi for a while. He's always keen to have a lot of publicity for his relationships, always likes to have a trophy sitting at the side of the court cheering him on. I'm always suspicious about guys actively publicising relationships with women.

btw, I also think Lindsay is gay! Ithink Stubbs and Raymond are too.

posted 02-15-2000 07:48 AM            

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Disposablehero, the nail polish statistics I posted are Lindsay-specific, so we can't say for certain that Serena goes both ways. There's simply not enough speculation about Serena's sexuality (yet) to apply the nail polish test to her. As stated above, the moon test is a better test for Serena.

I'm sure many players peek, but I can't imagine that Christine Marie Evert herself EVER peeked. Pale pink nail polish in tennis is rare. Chrissy may have been the only non-peeker on the WTA tour, ever!!

posted 02-15-2000 07:50 AM            

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What does peek mean ?

Yeah, I'm getting information about the moon, for Serena. I guess there aren't that many pics of Lindsay with her nail polish That won't be easy.

Yeah, I got it, about the vibes

posted 02-15-2000 07:55 AM            

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Thanks, Tia Clara, I couldn't have done it without your help! Ayla, peek means that Lindsay secretly looks at the other women's bodies in the shower, but really subtlely so that no one knows she's doing it.

Ok, the first picture we found, thanks Tia Clara, is that Lindsay wears no nail polish. This, of course, means she used to be a man who had a sex change SOLELY to dominate the WTA tour.

We have our answer, folks!! End to the speculation once and for all!! (LOL!)

P.S. We'll have to pursue the moon issue with Serena in a separate thread!!

posted 02-15-2000 12:06 PM            

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Someone who is willing to have a sex change SOLELY to become a force on the WTA Tour swings every which way you can possibly imagine.

Well, I'm a little disappointed about this shocking revelation about a tour favorite, but the nail polish test doesn't lie.

posted 02-15-2000 02:22 PM         

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bonnielisa, Chris Evert never ever once peeked in the shower....

Until the day Gaby had her first WTA shower.

posted 02-15-2000 02:42 PM            

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Can you imagine Evert peeking? No way LOL, no way!!

Are you sure, tia clara? The nail polish test is very accurate, but the pic must be really clear...

posted 02-15-2000 02:57 PM            

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Almost positive, because if she was wearing clear polish,the light would have reflected and there was no reflection, no shine at all. On the other hand, she was gripping the racquet with both hands in a really tight hold, and her fingers were white too. So there could still be doubt, a little.

I took a semester of Philosophy in college and now I always see both sides of an issue. Not good

posted 02-16-2000 04:31 AM            

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These things happen

Oh, I guess Evert did peek

This test is great and at least we are informed about Lindsay's real personnality. Oh, it was about time the world knew who she was really !

Now, I wonder, what is the best test to determine Serena's sexuality ?

posted 02-16-2000 07:02 AM            

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The nail polish test doesn't work for guys. Pete Sampras could show up for a Wimbledon final with Flo-Jo nails (poor woman), and he'd still be straight as a board.

Now that Lindsay's sexuality has been resolved (does she know we've figured her out? LOL!), we really do need another test for Serena because sufficient questions have been raised. The nail polish test can't be used for AT LEAST another six months. The moon test sounds pretty accurate. Any other tests out there? Shoe color? Jewelry? Sister's hair style? Last time she's seen Iva Majoli? There are many accurate, accurate tests out there, we just have to find the easiest one....

posted 02-16-2000 07:40 AM            

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Yeah, I guess we ar just being silly But this was a silly question

No, I'm glad bonnielisa raised the subject about Serena at last, and she's right, we ought to determine what will the right test to apply, I mean, it is very important as it doesn't work for anyone as said before, because of the vibes implied. Thanks to the nail polish test, we managed to figure out about Lindsay, hopefully Tough the influence of the ircumference of the moon was also proposed but I guess this would squt better the Williams family as to know whether Oracene Williams will be the next President...

posted 02-16-2000 09:46 AM            

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Definitely, Oracene for President. She could appoint Richard secretary of Health, Education, and Welfare. Serena , though, mmmm, must think hard here. 1- she isn't too tall to be gay. 2 - her hair is long. See, now we have opposing facts, which makes it difficult. I have seen some beautiful photos of her modeling clothes, so glamorous, ... are any of the supermodels gay? But then they are all tall, no? And then there is the designing thing.... aren't all clothing designers gay ..... according to common gossip? And common it is too.
Serena, you have made us un-serene!

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posted 02-16-2000 08:45 PM         

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Best test for Serena's sexuality, Ayla?

Have you considered propositioning her?

posted 02-16-2000 08:55 PM            

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Not a valid test, disposablehero, Ayla is so nice that Serena would say yes, just to agree with Ayla, don't you think?

Ayla and Gallofa, after further recent reading, not for all Bill Gates' money and the chance to rule the world would I do that unmentionable character previously talked about. Some jokes don't work out well, eh?

posted 02-17-2000 08:14 AM            

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Where are my tennis magazines, so that I can check !

I am not so sure Serena would want me... besides, she's still a babe to me... Even if soooooooooooooo sexy Chanda is older

posted 02-18-2000 01:24 PM         

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SarahH

according to history, Tom Thumb failed to father children, so this makes it highly likely that anyone below the height of 16 inches is gay. Plus they would most likely hang out with the 'circus' set, and we all know what they are like.

posted 02-19-2000 12:37 AM            

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Is our Lindsay gay? Nope, cos being a woman, she'd be lesbian instead . And lesbian begins with "L", along with lovely, luscious, leggy and Lindsay, all of which mean the same thing, really, don't they? Of course they do, so....I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions !!

Keir.

posted 02-21-2000 10:26 PM            

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This is the funiest thread I've ever read on this board. lol lol lol
Thanx guys, keep going.

I really wonder about the moon. %-6

posted 02-22-2000 01:37 AM            

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I totally think Hewitt is gay(or at least, I hate him).

Wait, wrong thread!

posted 02-23-2000 06:26 AM            

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Just as well that nail polish thing is only good for Lindsay.

Sort of started to worry... couse I hardly use any nailpolish.......

But then is there really a different test for each and every person to find out wether they are or they're not.....

good tennis players hehehe

posted 02-23-2000 07:46 AM            

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Maybe we should use the Xena test for Serena. No one seems to be able to crack the "did she or didn't she" see Majoli last year test, so we're still in the dark about Serena's sexuality. The Xena test might be one of the few ones that has universal application.

I've only watched it once, when my 80-year old grandfather made me watch it a couple years ago. I didn't know the show existed before then. He's really into Xena. Now what does THAT mean????

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posted 02-23-2000 12:33 PM            

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But Agassi looks like an ape without shaving, so you really can't blame him. Maybe Steffi likes the overall clean shaven look!

But, back to the matter at hand, what's the deal with Serena? If we're going to "out" Lindsay as a post-op transsexual, we can't ignore all of the others in the Top 10, now can we?!?!?

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