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| tia
clara Member |
posted 02-13-2000 01:17 PM
No, no, Oracene for President because anyone who can raise five daughters deserves to be President. Now, back to the main topic, the moon's cicumference has no effect on whether people are gay or not. It's the tide pull, and if we can find out whether it was high or low tide when Lindsay (and Pete) were born, all questions will be answered. Does anyone have an Almanac for 1976?
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| disposablehero Member |
posted 02-13-2000 01:22 PM
No, no, you people have allowed yourselves to be distracted. The answer was in fanny-patting, and that is the direction you need to research. |
| sarahH Member |
posted 02-13-2000 02:40 PM
hey disposable... in Oz a fanny ain`t a butt... it`s the front bit... so watch your manners! lol Ayla... no... someone said Serena was 5`10" right??? You have to be over 6`.04" to not be gay... so you might still have a chance girl! :-) lmao ------------------ |
| margriet
van faassen Member |
posted 02-13-2000 02:43 PM
Okay since noone has answered the question who would do Lindsey I`ll give it a go.... Only if there were three people left on the earth  ne
of them would be me and the other two Lindsey and Martina Hingis (Actually
if that were the case I`d consider suicide as well)
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| Gallofa Member |
posted 02-13-2000 02:52 PM
LOL @ you guys! this thread is just crazy 
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| Kevin21 Member |
posted 02-13-2000 03:01 PM
LOL @ Griffin! Oh no, I am barely 5'7"!! Good Lord!! |
| disposablehero Member |
posted 02-13-2000 03:16 PM
Therefore, Kevin, it is theoretically possible that you are a lesbian. 
Margriet, that was a rather mean statement. Lindsay and Martina would be welcome to have me if there were 3 Billion other women on Earth. |
| margriet
van faassen Member |
posted 02-13-2000 03:35 PM
But only if they gave you 3 billion $? |
| tia
clara Member |
posted 02-13-2000 04:19 PM
for 3 billion (dollars US, dollars Canadian, dollars AUS, pounds, marks, kroner, I'd do GOSTEFFIGO, if someone would promise to tie him, her, it, whatever, securely down , and Lindsay could watch. |
| Ayla Member |
posted 02-13-2000 05:22 PM
It was low tide, I know, I have all stats, so that means Lindsay is gay. As Serena isn't too tall as Sarah pointed, I might go too far to say these two are an item. Which means, I'm jealous. 
BTW, How much is it to watch ? |
| tia
clara Member |
posted 02-13-2000 05:32 PM
With GOSTEFFIGO? Half of that Bill Gates money you were spending. But I'll pay for the olive oil. It has to be Greek olive oil, if I can't find any, the whole deal is off. Was your tide chart for France or Califor nia? a.m. or p.m. tide? These things matter!! |
| Gallofa Member |
posted 02-13-2000 05:38 PM
for 3 billion?? oh yeah, me too
Can you people think of someone you wouldn't do for that money?
If I remember you correctly, tia clara, after that you'd be able to go
with jeans and barefoot everywhere! LOL! And, of course the tide is important, BUT, don't forget that the alignment of Saturn is even more so!! |
| Cashman Member |
posted 02-13-2000 05:43 PM
I thought Lindsay was lesbian for a longtime because she can be quite butch, especially when she was fat. I've changed my mind though. When she won in Australia, she did a little feminine skip-to-my-loo on the way to the net. Also getting rid of that hat and wearing her hair more fem helped too. Lindsay isn't lesbian, she just stayed in that tomboy stage much longer than most gals. |
| tia
clara Member |
posted 02-13-2000 05:58 PM
I have the answer (to Lindsay's orientation) which is that she is a Gemini( June 6) and therefore is both straight and gay, and so is her twin, Pete! Why does this sound like most of the rest of us? Now, about doing GOSTEFFIGO, do we need to get his/her/its permission? or just smash and run? |
| Ayla Member |
posted 02-13-2000 06:07 PM
smash and run. I'll pay and watch. and I am sure about the tide, but I agreee, Saturn's position does matter, and also the black moon, and Pluton, as they are evil planets |
| tia
clara Member |
posted 02-13-2000 06:18 PM
Saturn and Pluto are evil but I was born with Venus in the ascendant, so I will be safe. Disposablehero, there will be much fanny-patting, now that football season is over in the USA (I Hope) there is a lot of unused patting floating around, so I will try to corner the market. Is Lindsay still scheduled to watch?? |
| Ayla Member |
posted 02-13-2000 06:21 PM
I am snail ascendant..... this explains why I am gay. |
| tia
clara Member |
posted 02-13-2000 06:28 PM
Ayla, have you ever read any of Rita Mae Brown's books? She is the author with whom Martina Navratilova had a close relationship for a while; she writes very funny books, one called "Venus Envy" is what made me think of the Venus sign. |
| peekabo Member |
posted 02-14-2000 06:20 AM
I agree she probably is, but i tell you who else is, Andre Agassi. Everyone has to admit that he is a bit femine, and this thing with steffi is justa cover/publisity stunt. Does anyone think anyone else is gay on the tennis circuit |
| bonnielisa Member |
posted 02-14-2000 07:48 AM
All of you are forgetting about the nail polish. While the moon and tide statistics will also provide you with the answer (and to a lesser extent her height, hair style, and number of dogs and breeds will do the same), it's much easier to simply resolve whether: (a) she wears nail polish; and if so, (b) what is the color? I'm telling you, it's a statistically PROVEN fact about the nail polish. Maybe we could call Lindsay's publicist? Does she do any endorsement for L'Oreal, Revlon, Max Factor, etc.? |
| margriet
van faassen Member |
posted 02-14-2000 08:40 AM
What colour nailpolish does Andre Agassi wear? |
| honey Member |
posted 02-14-2000 08:48 AM
err, Andre Agassi wears nailpolish????? Since when???? Geez, thats news to me...never heard of it before!!! |
| arwen013 Member |
posted 02-14-2000 11:57 AM
hey peekabo!!i agree with u about andre..cuz when he got divorced from brooke shields,i started to suspect him...i mean what the hell he left her???and i read that brooke still loved him..so when he started to date with steffi i wondered how this happened....so u r right!!!!!!!! |
| Ayla Member |
posted 02-14-2000 12:50 PM
I don't know about Lindsay, but I can tell Serena's nail polish is black.... so ? What d'ya' think ? I think it means she is... not
Damn. Yet, she wasn't too tall.
No, I haven't read that book. I use the "snail as an ascendant" as I
have a friend saying that all the time |
| bonnielisa Member |
posted 02-14-2000 02:21 PM
The problem is, no one has any suspicions about Serena. The nail polish test only applies for people we have questions about. |
| tia
clara Member |
posted 02-14-2000 03:14 PM
Okay, BonnieLisa, we need a chart to work from: Clear nail polish = _______? Pale pink nail polish = ________? Bright red nail polish = ___________? Deep purple nail polish = ___________? Bright blue nail polish = ____________? Chrome yellow nail polish = __________? Black nail polish = ____________? This is not a test but we need some input for this deeply signifigant chart. The only person who needs to worry whether or not Andre is gay is Steffi, so don't get sidetracked on that subject.
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| bonnielisa Member |
posted 02-14-2000 03:59 PM
Ok, Tia Clara, and those who MUST know what goes on inside Lindsay's head. Here's what the scientists have deduced from the nail polish test: (1) Clear--Linsday is gay, unless it's during a night match, then,
she's not gay, just fashionable. You see, it's all quite simple when it's narrowed down. Now, if we can only find a picture that will tell us what we need to know!! [This message has been edited by bonnielisa (edited 02-14-2000).] |
| Tim
Wilson Member |
posted 02-14-2000 04:17 PM
ROFLMAO @ bonnie & tia. Bwaahahahahaha... You're killing me, here.
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| brunof Member |
posted 02-14-2000 04:35 PM
Right Sarah! This is a silly topic... Who really cares, and what does it matter with tennis! Tennis is tennis...who cares! |
| Gallofa Member |
posted 02-14-2000 04:39 PM
LMAO @ tia & bonnie
I just wanted to confess that I have spent the last 10
minutes trying to find a pic of Lyndsay with nail polish!!! LOL!! I am
just going over the deep end!! |
| bonnielisa Member |
posted 02-14-2000 04:42 PM
Oh, one last part of the test. We go with the nail polish in the first picture where we can make it out. Thus, if the first one is clear nail polish, and it's during a day match, she's gay, period. It doesn't matter if we later find 100 other pictures with her wearing pink nail polish. That's part of the test. I'm totally on edge with the suspense, worse than I was during the AO final. When will someone finally end the suspense??? [This message has been edited by bonnielisa (edited 02-14-2000).] |
| kenzie Member |
posted 02-14-2000 05:22 PM
I'm sure this has been stated before, but I don't feel like scrolling back through all 110+ responses to found out. What if she doesn't wear nail polish period? What if it's just not her thing? Also, if someone were to find a pic of her where her nails are visible, how do you determine if they are painted with clear polish or not at all. |
| bonnielisa Member |
posted 02-14-2000 05:29 PM
No nail polish means, having been spurned on by the Rene Richards hysteria, she was a man and decided to have a sex change SOLELY for the purpose of being able to dominate the WTA and make it big when normally she'd be only an average player on the ATP tour. All those fears of this exactly happening in the late 70's have now come to fruition if she wears NO polish!! Twenty years later! Of course, if this is true, she must have had second thoughts in the early 90's about having done it, when, after having undergone the procedure, she was not exactly dominating!! LOL!! When we see the picture, we will be able to tell whether it's no polish
or clear, don't worry. |
| Ayla Member |
posted 02-14-2000 06:11 PM
I'm contesting, why isn't it working for Serena ? I am asking myself questions about her, isn't it enough to start a theory ?
(grumble, grumble) Lindsay doesn't wear balck polish, I know it. It is a light colour. But
I don't give a dman to whether Lindsay is gay or not ! I think we ought to get back to that moon circumference thing, i'm sure the key is in it... |
| tia
clara Member |
posted 02-14-2000 06:24 PM
Okay, Ayla, I used to know one of the astronauts, Gene Cernan, who walked on the moon, so maybe he can tell me if the moon actually has a circumference (Sartre could be right and nothing really exists anyway) and if he saw any indications that its girth (tired of writing c----) influnced Serena or Lindsay(or Pete) I thought you were blonde? Use the chrome yellow nail polish with little pictures of Chanda on each nail. |
| Ayla Member |
posted 02-14-2000 06:32 PM
No, no, I have red hair, well, depends on the season. In Autumn, it's more orange, I might try green for Spring, and I usually turn blonde in Summer.... BTW, I could give you a hand for this circumfere thing, for I was born when Armstrong stepped on the moon, so I know ! I was there ! And I'm sure it has influenbced my sexuality (as well as my choice of colour to dye my hair....) [This message has been edited by Ayla (edited 02-14-2000).] |
| bonnielisa Member |
posted 02-14-2000 06:45 PM
Well, Ayla, if you are questioning Serena, then the nail polish test would certainly apply, but it's less reliable when it's used in connection with using it on another player at the same time. For example, since we first tried to apply it to Lindsay, the vibes we're getting from Lindsay's nail polish will interfere with the results from Serena and mess up our conclusion for Serena. Thus, Serena's black nail polish just doesn't tell us the whole story. Your answer lies in the moon information I'm afraid because we haven't tainted that source yet with Lindsay vibes. Of course, if someone can find a picture of Lindsay's nails once and for all, we will have our definitive answer, can end the thread, and begin another one!! LOL!! |
| disposablehero Member |
posted 02-14-2000 10:44 PM
Bonnie: #7 Does that mean Serena goes both ways? #2 Come on, they must ALL peek. If I was a woman I would have to. |
| dawn
maree Member |
posted 02-15-2000 05:23 AM
You can be gay and "normal" too.LOL
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| Gallofa Member |
posted 02-15-2000 05:57 AM
LOL @ disposable I am sure they ALL peek |
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