The Mike Martin For World Dictator Page
The world today is a nightmare of conspiracy and conformity. We waste our time watching our MTV and babbling in chatrooms while the Illuminati tighten their hold on civilization. We need a strong leader to take us from this slavery and guide us to freedom. I know this man.

You have heard of Julius Ceasar and Hannibal? Morons. Alexander the So-Called-Great and Ghengis Khan? Wimps. Hitler and Stalin? Pansie, bleeding-heart liberals. The trials to come will require a higher caliber of leader. They will require... Mike Martin.

Mike Martin will crush the enemies of the Fatherland (Western Kentucky.) He will bring down the evil McD conspiracy. He will lead us and we will bring the Pax Martinus to the entire world.

Sorry for the lame page. I'll fiddle with it one of these days.
This is a picture of Mike before he cut his hair short.
Some Links Approved By Mike Martin:
Back To GodlessRose's Personal Page
The MSUGA Calendar
Vulcanism: The Philosophy That Drives Mike Martin
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Personal information for  The Humble Chronicler of His Sovereign Martinness:
Name: Charles Rose
Email: [email protected]
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