Pimpology: Too $hort I'm gonna tell you a story in stereo 'Bout the pimpin' game, that you should know But if you don't it's alright Cuz I'll be spittin this game to ya all damn night When I was three years old Straight pimp game, I was told My daddy sent me to pimp school In this man's world you can't be no fool If a pimp is what you wanna be You're gonna hafta learn Pimpology Pimpology, a pimps profession Can't be affected by the great depression So if you wanna be giant sized Come to my school get pimpmatized In your school what do they teach English, Math, and History Pimpin game, you can learn And if you do, you will earn A pimp diploma, just for you For learnin' what you taught when you come to school Lesson One, you should know Never love a bitch or a ho Lesson Two, tells you to do Only one thing act cool Lesson Three, breakin a bitch If she's poor, or if she's rich If your game is soft or hard It shouldn't take long to break the broad Lesson Fo', keep ya ho It's the most important thing to know Cuz I'll pimp or die bitch, I'm like the mack Ridin' round Oakland in a cadillac But on the other hand if you just can't pimp And the ho's keep treatin you like a simp I don't know what to say about you boys You better go to the store and buy some toys Cuz you can't play this game Now you've heard my story in stereo 'Bout the pimpin game, that you should know But if you don't it's alright Cuz I'll be spittin this s**t to ya all damn night It don't stop I'm Short Dog ain't nuthin nice I never rap fake when I'm on the mic I ride around town in my clean ass Benz Never ever frontin' on my cool ass friends My zodiac sign is a Taurus the bull I drink Old English, and I do get full If you wanna know why I don't stop my rap Cuz other MC's can't rock like that My music flows Like dominoes I pimp these ho's That's how it goes Bitches on my beeper all day and night I'm a mutha*****n' player, homeboy that's right O-A-K-L-A-N-D That's where I reign, top dog MC Too Short baby on the microphone I work motels, I don't take freeks home Man they start trippin when they think your rich Met her yesterday, now she's my bitch It's not hard to believe, but that's how it goes Runnin rubber on tha ho's like vogues Check out my style, baby don't stop If you can't call me Short, just call me Dog Black is my color, I have no other Nothing else will do I got a black car Black bed Black TV I even got a silkk black suit Dangerous music, and the Dangerous Crew Oakland California, and Playboy II Westcoast rappin all over the place Too Short baby all in your face I rap so hard, you can't stop me My last album sold a million copies Me and the meistro, layin the beat DJ scratch from my homeboy P Dangerous music is what you hear A new LP every year You know we rollin, can't be fakin We come through, and all your girls get taken You know we rollin, don't do no simpin Oaktown players, strictly pimpin' Bitch, my name is Short Just what you've been lookin' for Sendin young tenders on a wild goose chase Up in the hills tryin to find my place Gettin lost, gettin tossed Gettin found and clowned Every time you see Short baby get down Cuz the raps I make, are the raps you like The way Sir Too Short rocks the mic It's a one of a kind, rappin style Had the freeks in the crowd goin wild So when I spit my rhyme, what's the tip? Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, make me rich