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If you send us a message that gets our attention, you could be the lucky winners of one of these awards |
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This is the part of the website where we the Gnome leaders give our officail response to any comments you may have made... |
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1>First, Foremost and most annoying is... |
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"Adrian Dyer, i shag boys, mmmmmm pedophilia is great, i find the easiest way to get young boys phone numbers is to pretend u r going on a feild trip to a power station and then make them right down the numbers for saftey purposes" |
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Gnome Army's response.
You have commited 21-22 of the listed sexual offences(see page 3492, parahraph 23 of the new gnome law book) and broken 2 listed regulations for the proper use of power stations. Your arrest and "re-education" is lickely to follow. Have a nice day. |
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1>Squirrel Nutkin's response: I know who Adrian Dyer is, and this is funny,.However, this is slander and neither Moptop or I played any part in this. He does make me laugh by talking about point of lay chickens! Secondly I know it wasn't someone in Moptop's ICT class it was someone in Dafodil's physics class. |
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'Adam, Robin when you go to war with the gnomes you will wipe each other out HAHAHAHAHAHAHA' (cackled insanley as he typed) |
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Gnome Army response.
You are a cackling crazy, insane madcap lunatic and a dooms day cultist all in unison, for that you a going on our craziny list, and your file has been handed over to Room 101 in Gnome headquaters, "Re-education" is likely to follow. |
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The following are a selection of General Sandwch's contributions to our message board: 'Your Gnomes are nothing compared with the power of my blue monkey and his european ally's. oh yes and 12,000 skud missiles i got in my cuboard...'
'Excelent i have a new member , Arise GENERAL BADGER. I am Reichsmarshall Sandwich and I declair war on the new Gnome infestation...'
4> Gnome Army response:
You have anti-Gnome views and delusions of power to fight Gnome kind, this makes a very dangerouse man indeed. Robin, hand yourself over to the Gnome sectret police whilste you still have the time, better you find us than we find you. Your "Re-eductation" is lickely to follow. |
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