What I think about in the shower:
1) How do I know the colors you see are the colors I see?
2) Wonder if heavens got a ghetto?
3) What is the purpose of pubic hair?
4) Why do I always get ink on my hands and I haven't touch a pen?
5) How do they make silly puddy?
6) "When I think about you I touch myself"
7) Why can't I be on the cover of Rolling Stone?
8) How do fish have sex?
9) Did I refill the conditioner?
10) Why does Steve Page smell like grilled cheese?
11) Why is the theme song from M*A*S*H called "Suicide is Painless"?
12) Is suicide painless?
13) Why does Ed Robertson still look hot as a green alien with no arms?
14) Where did the soap go?
15) How can Steve Page sweat from his stomach?
16) How old is the pope?
17) Is that a bald spot or is that just the light?
18) Who is Kylie Minogue?
19) Who sings Eye Of The Tiger?
20) Why is pork called "The other white meat" is that a racial comment?
21) What's in earwax?
22) I bet that Latoa and Michael Jackson are the same person!
23) Why do my parents insist on buying everything at BJs, its hard to lift a 300 pound jug of shampoo!
24) What is it like in a washer machine?
25) What's love got to do with it, go to do with it?
26) How is a DVDA possible?
27) AHHH cold water!!!!!!!!
28) If I lived in a cave, would I still have freckles?
29) Is Quebec it's own country?
30) No, it is a bald spot?
31) Is there nicotine in Hostess Mini Muffins?
32) What does Steve's kid really dream about?
33) Do you dream about measles, or genital herpes, or sleepers that incrust on the eyes?
34) I wonder what George Bush's mistress looks like?
35) What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike Bar?
