Weezer's Pinkerton
Poetry By Paul Blaha; dated 4-15-02
Disclaimer: This poetry may contain crude or offensive material. Either go away now and be an asshole, or at least give a chance.

Note: This poetry contains lyrics from selected songs on the Weezer album Pinkerton.

a note from the writer: You may have to listen to the album while reading this poetry to understand it. And even then, it might not make sense.

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I�m passed out on the floor.

Leave me alone, dumbass
hits with an inflateable bat

Ahhhh-tooo much
Gets stoned
Getting stoned is fun, hehehe ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Leave me alone, stupid punks
Cant people just leave me alone

No one needs your shit

Fuck you


Feedmeback

�I�m tired of having sex��

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa�������������

Lonely, am I�

Sorry

Not my fault

Owwwwwwwwwwwwww����.STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I like beets

But I�m beet red, so It kinda defeats the purpose

SINNER SINNER>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

�Why can�t I be making love come true?��

On my knees, I see�
I beg too much

�Why can�t I be making love come true?��

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BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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�You don�t wanna play around no more��

Uh-huh�OH YEA��

Why?�

�I never meant to do all that I�ve done to you��

GETCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO�.this is b.r.e.a.k.i.n.g� ME<- UP �---�.----

When was the last time you were called a freak, DUMB@$$>>>>>�..

�This is begining to hurt��

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�My Girl�s a LIar��

But I�m right beside you, honey

I don�t wanna be alone, asshole����������������,��������

Bad drugs, BAD

Bad tattoos, BAD

�We�re all we got, and we don�t want to be alone��

UP NOW up

I really don�t want anyone else because, grrrrrrr, I�M not

WaNtEd,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,���..

././././././././././././././././>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>�I KNOW i should get next to YOU��

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REAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Crack my head open, PleAse�.

Why bother, you�re going to hurt me�
NO more inflateable bat for YoU!�.
But I feel like the fonz�
No more inflateable bats for the fonz�GROWL!!!>><<>><<>><<>><<>>> >>> >>> >>>

Softly please�

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Astute observation: he wants sex�///,,,]

My Favorite Food�

�I need help and you�re way across the sea��

�I got your letter��
PERVVVVVVVVVVVV�.i want to know how you touch yourself?
I�m not a perv, I�m sensitive�
Sure�

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�You got my song��

odddddd, we change now >boom boom boom<

>boom boom boom<

Thank you for going softly

Buddha�.

up up up up up up Up Up Up UP UPUPUPUPUP

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GODDAMN///////it�s mommy�s fault�

��.Why are you so far away from me?�...
�I could never touch you�I think it would be wrong�� But I will

�I got your letter, you got my song��

boom�boom�boom�boom

I SEE I SEE�

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>boom boom boom<>boom boom boom<

Fall and hit the ground, I see

It�s time IIIIIIIIIIII got back, and I don�t even know how I got off the track

Just FUCK IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL�.it�s not worth it/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

I like sugar�In my tea

You guys are too much
I need to walk away

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Fly high, high flyer, high higher

I DON�T KNOW HOW I GOT OFF THE TRACK

dirty Dirty DIrty DIRty DIRTy DIRTY

Bubble BUBBLE

AH CARAI

Goddamitttttttt sushi

�I�m a lot like you so PLEASE, hello, I�m here, I�m waiting�I think I�d be good for you, and you�d be good for me��

breakitdown dammit

OWWWWWWWWWW----------------

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HELLO? Is ANYONE there?

The one who�s good for me is�

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Dig dammit Dig

Grungey

dwdwdwdwdwdwdw��.

�I�m a lot like you�� still

WHOOOOEHOOOOEHOOOOOWHOHOOO

Waiting WAITING

I THINK I�D BE GOOD FOR YOU AND you�d be good for me

i think I�d be good for you and YOU�D BE GOOD FOR ME

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New stuff, New Stuff

I smoke (NO I DON�T)

Bad habit

I care too much

�Everyone�s a little queer, oh can�t she be a little straight��

I told you to dig, both of you!
Yes SIR

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�Let me know the truth��

I like chinese

Chinese food is good

Slippery

HOLY cow!

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far to much

I don�t think I want to be here with you, but I want to, but I won�t

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High HIgh HIGh HIGH HIGH HIGh HIgh High high

�But I do LIKE YOU>>>>�

I fall for people like you

Don�t make me hit you again, please

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May I have this dance!

123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234

back, forth, Back, Forth

�I didn�t mean to do you harm��

Rivers stretch high High HIgh HIGh HIGH HIGH HIGh HIgh High high

�I�m sorry�I�m sorry�I�m sorry�i�m sorry��

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I never did like our music
No BAT for YOU
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