2) Ride all those little electronic cars in front of the store.
3) Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10 minute intervals throughout the day.
4) Start Playing Calvinball (?); see how many people you can get to join in.
5) Contaminate the entire auto department be sampling all the pray air freshners.
6) Challenge other costomers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7) Leave cryptic messages on their typewriters.
8) Re-dress the mannequines as you like.
9) When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narow isles.
10) Walk up to an employee an tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happenes.
11) Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes up as high as they can go.
12) Play with the automatic doors.
13) Walk up to complete strangers and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in a while!..." ect. See if they play along to avoid embarrassement.
14) While walking through the clothes department, ask yourself, loud enough for al to hear, "Who buys this Junk Anyway?"
15) Repeat no.14 in the jewlery depo.
16) Ride a display bike through the store, claim your taking it for a "test drive."
17) Follow People through the aisles, always staying about 5 ft away. Continue this until they leave the store.
18) Play Soccer with a froupe of friends, using the entire store as your playing feild.
19) As the Cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "WOW, Magic!"
20) Go to the service desk and attempt to put M&M's on layaway.
21) Move "Caution: Wet Floore" signs to carpeted areas.
22) Set up a tent in the camping Depo. and tell others you'll only invite them in if the bring a pillow from the bed and bath depo.
23) Test the Fishing Rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
24) ask other costomers if they have any Gray Poupon
25) Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying "...I'm Batman. Come Robin--To the Batcave!"
26) TP as much of the store as possible.
27) Randomly throw things over your shouldew into neighboring aisles.
28) Play with the calculatoresco that they all spell hello up-side-down.
29) When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30) When 2 or 3 people are walking together ahead of you, run between them yelling, "Red Rover!"
31) Make up nonsence productsand ask newly hired emplyees if there are any in stock, i.e.. "Where are the Snerples?"
32) Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefeild with GI Joe vs. the X-men.
33) Take bets on the battle above.
34) Nonchalantly test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
35) While handling guns in the Hunting depo., suddenly ask the clerk ifhe knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36) Hold indoor shopping car races.
37) Dart around the store suspiciosly while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
38) Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39) Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40) Say things like, "Wou be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
41) Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42) Two words, Marco Polo.
43) Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, Pillows in the Pet Food aisle, ect.
44) Re-alphabetize the CD's in electronics.
45) in the auto depo., practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
46) When Someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47) Relax in the Patio Furniture depo. until you get kicked out.
48) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume in the fetal possition and scream, "NO, NO! It's those voices again!"
49) Pay off lawaways fifty cents at a time.
50) Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazine aisle and relax.
51) If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get to get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
52) Try bras and underware on top of your clothes in front of everyone.
53) Put a pair of underware on your head and walk around.
54) Switch the men and women signs on the doors of the restrooms.
55) Start talking to yourself and start fighting about your relationship (i.e. "who was that woman you were kissing?" then change voices and say "that was no one") continue like that, then beat yourself up until your laying on the ground.
56) Go to an empty register and attempt to check people out.
57) Drive around the entrance yeling "THE BRITIS ARE COMMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMMING!"
58) Danse obnoxiously to any music playing
59) point and laugh at people who are looking at ebarrasing medicins (ei dandruff shampoo, colen cleanser...)
AND FINALLY
60) when in the fitting room, yell all of a sudden "HEY, I ran out of toilet paper in here!"
