('Tis a beautiful day at the Ramble Room. Nexus, Rayna, Gabe, Reno, Axel, and Xemnas are all hanging out on the front porch, enjoying the outdoors for a bit.)

Reno: Aaahh! This is the life!

Rayna: You said it.

Xemnas: It does feel good to get out once in a while.

Axel: You must be joking . . .

Xemnas: I never joke.

Axel: Then what was that about you and Demy--

Xemnas: SHUT UP!!!

Nexus: Settle down, you two.

Gabe: God knows we don't need more drama around here.

Nexus: Oh god, don't start us out on the whole drama discussion.

Gabe: What? What's so wrong about talking how much we hate it?

Rayna: Shall we recap? When we were first talking about drama, Genesis just randomly came along.

Gabe: . . . oh yea.

Xemnas: Why don't we all take over Kingdom Hearts so we Nobodies can get our hearts back?

Axel: Oh shut up, Mansex.

Xemnas: I told you to stop calling me that! And at least I don't have Roxas as my bitch.

Axel: You wish you had him as your bitch.

Xemnas: I hope you were kidding when you said that, Axel.

Reno: Wow, they act just like me and Rufus!

Nexus: That's a scary thought.

Reno: Says you! *hugs Axel* HELLO, LONG LOST BROTHER!!!

Axel: Um . . . hello, brother. *sweatdrop*

Reno: You and I have GOT to go out drinking!

Axel: . . . we should! LET'S GO NOW!!

Reno: HOORAY!!! *grabs Axel's hand and bolts out of there*

Nexus: That . . . looked like another Yaoi moment there.

Rayna: How ironic, that Quinton Flynn played the voice of both of them.

Xemnas: How is that "ironic"?

Nexus: Because now, I bet they'll get wasted, and Axel, being a flaming homo, is gonna put the moves on Reno, and Reno, being the drunken monkey he is, will mistaken Axel for a woman and make out with Axel.

Xemnas: . . . oh god . . .

Nexus: Bad thoughts, eh Mansex?

Xemnas: You have no i-- STOP CALLING ME THAT!!

Nexus: It never gets old.

Gabe: So, what's on the agenda for today, man?

Nexus: Um . . . I dunno. Just sit here and do nothing, I guess.

????: I'll tell you one thing, there's no WAY you guys can just sit around and do nothing!!!

Nexus: What the?

????: I will show you the way of the force!!

Gabe: . . . Obi-wan Kenobi?

????: NO!! NOT OBI-F***IN-WAN KENOBI!!

Nexus: Anakin Skywalker?

????: FOR THE FORCE'S F***ING SAKE!!! NOT HIM EITHER!!

Rayna: Then who the hell are you?

????: I am . . . the all-powerful TWILIGHT!!

Everyone: . . .

Twilight: . . . THE ALL-POWERFUL TWILIGHT!!

Everyone: . . .

Xemnas: Who is this kook?

Twilight: You dare call the most powerful jedi a "kook"?! HAVE AT YOU!! *draws his lightsaber*

Nexus: Pretty weak lightsaber.

Twilight: How DARE you make fun of my lightsaber!!

Nexus: How DARE you pull out a butterknife on me! That thing is like 3 inches long!!

Twilight: Don't blame me! Blame my friends Tori and Ray! They think I'll hurt myself with it. Damn women . . .

Nexus: Hey, man, don't talk about women like that.

????: That's right, Twilight! Don't you DARE talk about women like that!

Twilight: Oh no . . .

????: Yea! You're gonna have to be punished!!

Nexus: I take it those are Tori and Ray?

Twilight: Yup.

Tori: Hi! Name's Tori! Nice to meet you!

Ray: And I'm Ray, short for Rachel. *glares* But people call me Ray!

Nexus: Nice to meet you both! I'm Nexus. This is Rayna, my girlfriend, my friend Gabe, and if you ever played Kingdom Hearts II, that's Mansex . . . I mean Xemnas.

Rayna: Hello!

Gabe: Good to meet ya both!

Xemnas: I hate you, Nexus.

Nexus: Shut up, Mansex. You know . . . I'm starting to wonder where Sephiroth is . . .

Tori: Sephiroth?!

Ray: From Final Fantasy VII?!

Nexus: Um . . . yea, how many other Sephiroths do you know?

Rayna: I believe he's at the clinic.

Nexus: The clinic? What for?

Sephiroth: *walks up* I WAS GETTING CHECKED FOR ANY STDS BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!

Nexus: Oh, goody! You're back!

Sephiroth: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M BACK!! AND I'M PISSED!!!

Tori: Sephy!! *glomps*

Sephiroth: Who are you?!?!

Ray: Name's Ray.

Tori: And I'm Tori!

Sephiroth: . . . great. *glares at Nexus* I don't like them.

Nexus: You don't like anyone.

Sephiroth: You think?

Twilight: Hey! Let's take on the Empire! Down with the Sith!!

Sephiroth: . . . *stabs Twilight*

Nexus: Was that really necessary?

Sephiroth: It solved my problem.

Tori: And what problem was that?!

Sephiroth: I needed to kill someone, therefore, I killed him.

Gabe: *uses Phoenix Down on Twilight*

Twilight: Grah! What's the big idea, bub?!

Sephiroth: . . . *looks at Nexus* Can I?

Nexus: No!

Sephiroth: Oh, come on! He makes it way too easy!

Ray: We don't care! Don't kill him . . . even though he IS annoying.

Twilight: That's righ-- RAY!! YOU MEANY!!!

Ray: Then don't act like such a retard.

Twilight: How am I acting like a retard? I'm just being myself!

Sephiroth: I take it back, I like this Ray person.

Nexus: You actually like someone?! That's a shocker!

Sephiroth: I can like people!

Rayna: Your mother doesn't count.

Sephiroth: Yes, she does!

Gabe: She's a giant squid-like thing.

Sephiroth: So is Nexus' mother, but we don't complain about her.

Nexus: Don't talk about my mother that way! I may not like her, but she's still my mother!

Tori: You don't like your mother? Why's that?

Nexus: Long story. Rather not talk about it.

Ray: Oh, please. You have to love your mother.

Nexus: God may have commanded me to "love" my mother, he didn't say anything about liking her.

Rayna: Ain't that the truth.

Twilight: I loved my mother! . . . until I had to kill her because she turned to the dark side.

Sephiroth: . . . *looks to Nexus* Please, can I kill him now?

Nexus: . . . *turns around* I'm not looking.

Tori: *turns around* Neither am I.

Ray: *covers eyes* I ain't either.

Sephiroth: *smirks* Hehe, come here, Twilight.

Twilight: Ohh! Where we going? To blow up the Death Star?

Sephiroth: *wraps his arms around Twilight's shoulders* In a way . . . *leads Twilight out around the corner of the Ramble Room*

Twilight: Woopiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!

(Sephiroth took Twilight away from everyone . . . and a loud "shunk" sound is heard along with a high-pitched squeal. Sephiroth returns to the ramble room, covered in blood, smirking to everyone.)

Sephiroth: That felt good.

Rayna: You're cruel . . . but he was annoying and had it coming.

Tori: Bleh, I'm sure someone will revive him, though. Someone always does.

Nexus: I'd hate to be the guy who's stupid enough to revive him.

Zell: *walks in with Twilight* Hey, everyone! Look at this guy I found dead in the street! I was smart enough to revive him. I think I deserve some hot dogs, don't you, Nexus?

Sephiroth: . . . *glances over at Nexus* Please, may I?

Nexus: Sadly, no.

Zell: So? Do I get some hot dogs?!

Ray: No! You don't get anything because you were really stupid in reviving him!

Zell: WHAT?!?! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?! . . . who are you?

Ray: My name's Ray!

Zell: Never heard of you.

Seifer: *walks in* Hey, Chickenwuss! What did you do now?!

Zell: *flips out* STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!

Seifer: Yea, right. Like I'd ever stop telling the truth.

Nexus: Guys, come on! Stop being retarded.

Sephiroth: *pokes at Zell repeatedly* CHICKENWUSS!! CHICKENWUSS!! CHICKENWUSS!!

Seifer: *pokes at Zell as well* CHICKENWUSS!! CHICKENWUSS!! CHICKENWUSS!!

Ray: *walks up to Seifer* Wow, you're so badass when you pick on Zell like that.

Seifer: *glances at Ray* Huh? Well, yea! Of course I'm badassed! I'm freakin awesome!

Nexus: Not to mention also having a huge-assed ego.

Seifer: Shut up! I'm the Sorceress' Knight!

Xemnas: Ohhh, big deal! You're more like the Sorceress' bitch.

Seifer: H-H-HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!

Xemnas: Easy. I don't have a heart, so I just don't give a damn.

Seifer: Smartass.

Twilight: Hey, come on! This isn't the Jedi way! People should be nicer to each other!

Sephiroth: SHUT UP!!! WE'RE NOT F***ING JEDI!!

Twilight: B-b-but . . . you don't have to be Jedi to follow the Jedi way!

Seifer: Yet, we don't have any intention of following your stupid Jedi way!

Ray: Damn, Seifer. You really are such a badass! *grabs onto his arm*

Seifer: Wha?! What are you doing?

Nexus: I think you have an admirer!

Seifer: I do not!

Zell: SEIFER'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND! SEIFER'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!

Seifer: Zell's got a fat lip! Zell's got a fat lip!

Zell: I do not!

Seifer: *punches Zell in the mouth* Now you do, Chickenwuss!!

Zell: BAH!! BHAT DID BOU BO BAT BOR?!

Seifer: Because I hate Chickenwusses!

Sephiroth: As do I, now get out of here, Chickenwuss, before things get bad.

Twilight: Hey! You can't talk to him like that!

Sephiroth: . . . you're making this way too easy. *stabs him*

Twilight: Down I go! *falls to the floor*

Nexus: Did you have to do that again?

Sephiroth: It makes me feel better.

Rufus: *walks up to them and smacks Nexus*

Nexus: What did I do?!

Rufus: That was for the whole briefcase incident!

Tori: RUFY-CHAN!!! *glomps*

Rufus: Who the hell is this?!

Nexus: Say "Hi" to Tori. She actually looks like you when she dresses up as you for conventions.

Rufus: Conventions? How come I'm never informed about these "conventions"? I could be making money off of those!!

Nexus: You already own a billion dollar company!

Tori: Humina humina humina!

Rufus: But I want to own the world!

Tori: You can own my body too, if you want!

Nexus: Rufus, your ego is way too big.

Rufus: Your point being?

Sephiroth: He means you're a pompous jerk with no life.

Rufus: Sephiroth, you're fired!

Sephiroth: I don't even work for you!

Rufus: Would you like a job? Starting now?

Sephiroth: Boy, would I!

Rufus: You're fired!

Rayna: I saw that coming . . .

Nexus: As did I.

Tori: Awww, come on, Rufy-chan! Don't be so hard on the sexy villain.

Rufus: Hey! I was a villain too!

Ray: You weren't in Advent Children.

Rufus: Damn that movie!! I still have yet to get paid for Advent Children! And they made me wear a woman's outfit!!

Nexus: Oh get over it. Cloud had to wear a dress.

Rufus: I bet he was normal, that being retarded, when he dressed like that!

Sephiroth: Of course he was.

Rayna: *looks over at Sephiroth* And you would know this . . . how?

Sephiroth: Hehe, because I pretty much told him to.

Aeris: *walks up to them* I heard that! And I was the one who told him to do it!

Sephiroth: That may be, but when I heard that, I had to get him to actually do it.

Nexus: You're a sick little monster, Sephiroth.

Sephiroth: *smiles like a little child* I know!

Rayna: That's not a good thing!

Tori: Awww, but Sephiroth is such a cute little monster!

Ray: I still say Seifer is a cuter little monster. *tugs on his arm*

Seifer: Really, woman. Get off of me.

Ray: Oh, you know you like it!

Seifer: Seriously, woman. No one, and I mean NO ONE, touches the Sorcerces' Knight.

Xemnas: *cough*Sorceress' Bitch!*cough*

Seifer: *points his gunblade at Xemnas* What was that, old man?!

Zell: Dude! Don't point your gun at the leader of the Organization!

Seifer: I'll do as I please!

Twilight: *gets up* Hey! I'm back!

Nexus: But none of us used a Phoenix Down . . .

Sephiroth: I did.

Nexus: Why?

Sephiroth: So I can do this! *stab*

Twilight: Down I go! *faints*

Nexus: You're an idiot.

Sephiroth: Nah, I'm just mean.

Rayna: *sigh* Sephiroth . . .

Gabe: Well, look man, it's been fun. But I must be going.

Nexus: Huh? Why?

Gabe: I got something planned for the next time.

Nexus: Okay then . . .

Rayna: What did he mean by that?

Nexus: I dunno . . . but I guess this means the end?

The End?

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