(We open up the story with Sephiroth in the Nibelheim Reactor. He's standing in front of the door that is labeled Jenova.)
Sephiroth: Oh, Mother. What have they done to you?
????: You're not gonna let them get away with it, are you?
Sephiroth: What?
????: Are you the Son of Jenova or retarded? I said, "You're not gonna let them get away with it, are you?"
Sephiroth: Hey! I'M NOT RETARDED!!!
????: With the way you're acting, I would have guessed you really were retarded.
Sephiroth: Who are you to say that?!
????: That information, I cannot give to you at this time. But tell me, what are you gonna do about what they did to your Mother? Better question! WHO did something to your Mother?
Sephiroth: . . . well . . . they did!
????: Who's "they"?
Sephiroth: They . . . they're bastards.
????: . . . you have no idea who did what to your Mother, do you?
Sephiroth: Shut up!
????: Look, kid. You really need to stop being emo and figure out who did what to your Mother!
Sephiroth: Who are you?!
????: Am I just a figmant of your imagination? Your conscience? Or . . . am I someone you knew in the past?
Sephiroth: Better yet, WHERE are you?!
????: That, also, I cannot give out.
Sephiroth: . . . I wonder if Nexus would know anything about this . . .
(Sephiroth went back to Abra's house where Nexus, Gabe, Karah, Kate, and Sara were all sitting in the basement watching TV.)
Nexus: Change the channel!
Karah: No!
Kate: It's our turn to watch something! You know that!
Gabe: But a freakin SOAP Opera?!?!
Sara: We want to see if Amber's baby is an alien or not!
Nexus: Here's a hint! It has green skin, black eyes, and talks in an alien language!
Karah: . . . racist bastard!
Nexus: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN "RACIST"?!?! THAT THING'S NOT EVEN HUMAN!!!
Kate: So? You're judging it by its appearance. That's racist!
Gabe: But that thing would have to be human for Nexus to be racist! The thing is not of this planet!
Sara: You don't have a soul, do you, Doggy?
Gabe: First off, don't call me Doggy! Secondly, yes, I do have a soul! I just don't use it!
Nexus: *laughs* Same here. Have one, don't use it!
Kate: Everyone has a soul and uses it.
Nexus: Not really.
Sephiroth: *walks in* Hey, Nexus! I need to talk to you!
Nexus: Sure, what's up?
Sephiroth: In private.
Nexus: Um . . . sure.
(Nexus and Sephiroth leave the room and head up stairs.)
Nexus: Ok, what do you need to talk to me about in private?
Sephiroth: I was over in the Nibelheim Reactor . . .
Nexus: You didn't burn down Nibelheim again, did you?
Sephiroth: No . . . but . . .
Nexus: You didn't summon Meteor again?!
Sephiroth: No! If you would just let me . . .
Nexus: . . . you didn't kill Aeris again, did you? I swear! You really need to get over killing her!
Sephiroth: Shut up! I didn't kill Aeris either! It has nothing to do with any of that!
Nexus: Then, what is it?
Sephiroth: When I was in the Nibelheim Reactor . . .
Nexus: DID YOU BURN DOWN NIBELHEIM AGAIN?!?!
Sephiroth: . . . *slaps Nexus* SHUT UP!! I didn't burn down anything! When I was in the reactor, I heard a voice!
Nexus: . . . Oh my god! You're acting like Cloud!
Sephiroth: I'M NOTHING LIKE CLOUD!!
Nexus: You're hearing voices. Yup! Just like Cloud!
Sephiroth: *slaps Nexus again* Shut up! Anyway, the voice told me something about what someone did to my Mother. I have to find out who did what to her.
Nexus: Well, I'd suggest that you don't look into it any further. You might go insane again.
Sephiroth: I guess . . .
(Nexus heads back downstairs and Sephiroth follows. They are still on about the TV.)
Gabe: Seriously, change the damn channel!
Sara: Doggy, shut up! I don't want to hear it!
Nexus: Hey! You can't tell Gabe to shut up!
Kate: Then be quiet about the TV. We are watching this show, whether you like it or not!
Karah: Right on! *high-fives Kate*
Sephiroth: You guys are watching a stupid SOAP Opera? I feel so sorry for you.
Nexus: Gee thanks, Sephiroth!
Sara: Well, if you don't like it, you can leave.
Sephiroth: Gladly!
(Sephiroth heads upstairs and outside. Again, he's hearing the disembodied voice.)
????: Did you find out anything about your Mother?
Sephiroth: Not about my Mother, but I did find something out.
????: And what did you find out?
Sephiroth: I found out that I'm probably going to end up just like Cloud if I continue to hear a disembodied voice.
????: . . . you must be joking.
Sephiroth: Yea, so, if you could leave me alone, I'd appreciate it.
????: Are you sure that's what you want?
Sephiroth: I just said to leave me alone.
????: Fine, I'll leave you alone for now, but I'll be back.
Sephiroth: . . . you must be joking.
????: I never joke, boy. You should know that by now!
Sephiroth: I don't even know who you are!
????: Sure you do. You just CHOOSE not to know who I am. Sephiroth: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!?! ????: It means what it means. Don't worry, you'll find out who I am later. Sephiroth: But I want to know who you are NOW!! ????: Not now. I will reveal myself in the proper time. Sephiroth: . . . hardass. ????: I HEARD THAT!! Sephiroth: . . . damn. *leaves* (As Sephiroth left the area to head back to Abra's house, everyone that was there stopped watching the
TV since Gabe took an Axe and destroyed it. Kate and Sara left the house to watch TV elsewhere, yet Karah remained. Aeris showed
up too.) Aeris: So, Gabe. Why did you destroy the television? Gabe: Since I hated that SOAP, I decided to end it once and for all by smashing it with an
axe. Karah: That wasn't nice! Gabe: No! "Not nice" was making Nexus and I sit through that damn show! Nexus: Dude, you do realize that Abra is going to kill you once she gets back from North Carolina,
right? Gabe: She won't know it was me. Nexus: Trust me, she'll find out who did it. Knowing her, she already knows. Aeris: Are you sure she already knows? That's kinda hard to believe. Nexus: I'm pretty damn sure that she probably knows by now. Gabe: But I only destroyed it a few minutes ago! Nexus: Trust me, she knows. (Sephiroth walks in and sees the broken television.) Sephiroth: . . . *laughs* So who was stupid enough to destroy the television set? Aeris: Sephy! *hugs him* How are you doing? Sephiroth: Get off me, woman! And I'm not completely sure on how I'm doing. Aeris: Why don't you know? Nexus: Because I told him the awful truth that he's probably ending up like Cloud since he keeps hearing
a disembodied voice. Aeris: Is this true, Sephy? Sephiroth: To a point. And quit calling me "Sephy"! Aeris: Want to talk about it? Sephiroth: Not really. Aeris: Why not? Sephiroth: It's my burden to bear. Aeris: You know you can trust me, Sephy. Karah: You know, Sephiroth, it is better that you talk about your problems, otherwise you could go
insane. And we don't want a repeat of Nibelheim. Sephiroth: Shut up! I'm not gonna go insane! Nexus: Famous last words. Sephiroth: Silence!! I kill you!!! Nexus: My point exactly. Aeris: Come on, Sephy. Talk to us about it! Sephiroth: . . . I'm going insane mainly because you keep calling me "Sephy"!! Aeris: But I like calling you "Sephy", Sephy! It's a cute name for you! And I highly doubt you would go
insane because of it! Sephiroth: *mutters* Shows you what you know . . . Aeris: What was that?!?!?! Sephiroth: I said, "Thanks to Gabe, no one can watch any TV shows". Gabe: Shut up! Nexus: Well, Sephiroth, if you ask me, you should probably go to the one person that CAN help
you. Sephiroth: There's no way in hell that I'm gonna go to Cloud for advice. (We go in to see what Cloud was doing at the time.) Cloud: *picking his nose* Tifa: . . . Cloud . . . quit doing that! Cloud: *removes his finger from his nose and offers the result to Tifa* Tifa: EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!! *runs away* (We return to the others.) Sephiroth: It scares me to even think what Cloud's up to at this very moment. Nexus: You and me both, Sephiroth, but it wasn't Cloud that I was talking about. Sephiroth: . . . no, you can't! Nexus: If you really want help, then you have to . . . Sephiroth: Nope! Nu-uh! There's no way in hell that I'm going to visit . . . ! (Sephiroth is knocking on the door to Loserland. Everyone inside jumps at the sound.) Hojo: Obviously, you guys have never heard a door knock, have you . . . Sephiroth: Hopefully, he has the answers. Hojo: *answers the door and sees Sephiroth* Well, well, well, if it isn't my son, Sephiroth!
*hugs* Sephiroth: *eye twitches* GET OFF ME!! I need some answers which you should be able to give me!
Hojo: I see, so you wish to get some info from me. Well, it's not gonna be that easy. Sephiroth: *grabs Hojo by the collar* You were saying? Hojo: Ok! Ok! You win! I'll give you all the information you need! Sephiroth: Good! That's what I wanted to hear! (So Sephiroth and Hojo go into Hojo's office and Sephiroth tells him of what's been going on.)
Sephiroth: And not even Nexus could help me out. Hojo: I don't see how he would be able to help. He knows nothing of this matter. Sephiroth: And I assume you do? Hojo: Son, you're talking to me, your father! I created you! Sephiroth: *mutters* Yea, well, I didn't ask YOU to create me. Hojo: What was that? Sephiroth: I said I hate you and your hair smells of rotten cheese. Hojo: That's what I . . . HEY!! Sephiroth: Hey, you asked! Hojo: Well then, if that's how you feel about your father, then maybe I don't want to help
you. Sephiroth: *glares and draws the Masamune* Hojo: I mean, I'd be glad to help you in your desperate time of need, son! Sephiroth: That's more like it! Now spill the beans, old man! Hojo: Ok, well, even though you were, more or less, a successful experiment, you do, however, have some
flaws to you. Sephiroth: I don't like where this is going. Got anything better? Hojo: To tell the truth, you will end up like that failed experiment of mine. Sephiroth: You mean the hopeless wonder, Cloud?! Hojo: If you mean the experiment that I made that I had to use a Chocobo's butt for his hair, then
yes. Sephiroth: *thinks* This . . . can't . . . be . . . happening . . . to me . . . Hojo: Uh . . . son, are you okay? Sephiroth: Oh, I'm just fine . . . and don't call me son! Hojo: Just so long as you're alright, m'boy. Sephiroth: Whatever . . . *leaves* (Later that night, back at Abra's house, Nexus gets up in the middle of the night and hears something
in the basement. He goes down to find out what's going on.) Nexus: Who's down there? Sephiroth: What do you want? Nexus: Sephiroth? What are you doing down here. . . . and what did you do to the walls?!?! (Sephiroth had written "All happy and no killing makes Sephy like Chocobo-ass haired man" in red
stuff.) Nexus: Sephiroth! WHO'S BLOOD IS THAT?!?! Sephiroth: *turns towards Nexus and has an insane look on his face* Wouldn't you like to know!
FUFUFUFUFUFU!!! Nexus: *sees a bucket of red paint* You cheater! You used paint! ????: Kill him! Nexus: Who was that?! Sephiroth: So you finally hear it too? ????: Don't just stand there, you stupid boy! Kill Nexus! Nexus: You even THINK about killing me, you're dead! Sephiroth: I have no choice, Nexus, I must obey the voice. ????: Exactly! Now do it! Nexus: Hey, wait a minute . . . I know that voice . . . ????: No you don't! Nexus: Yes I do! And I'm gonna kick your ass, Chocobo Billy!!!!!!! Sephiroth: Wait . . . WHAT?!?! Chocobo Billy: *comes in through the door* How the hell?!?! Nexus: How could I possibly forget the voice of the little bastard that challenged me to a Chocobo race
and lost and pitched the biggest fit I've ever seen and tried to kill me? Chocobo Billy: Because you cheated, you bastard! Sephiroth: This is the reason I was about to go insane?!?!?! Chocobo Billy: Oh please, even the dumbshit, Cloud, could have made you go insane. Sephiroth: . . . THAT'S IT!!! *draws the Masamune* Chocobo Billy: DON'T HURT ME!!! *quivers in fear* Nexus: Sephiroth, don't. Sephiroth: But this kid tricked me!!! Nexus: Trust me, he doesn't deserve to be killed . . . Chocobo Billy: *whimpers* (Both Nexus and Sephiroth are laughing their asses off as they watch Chocobo Billy dangle off of a
flag pole by his underpants and having rabid Chocobos jump up in the air trying to bit him.) Chocobo Billy: I'M SORRY!! PLEASE!! GET ME DOWN!! GWAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!! *cries* Nexus: So, Sephiroth, do you think he's learned his lesson? Sephiroth: Hm, nah! I think he should stay there until morning. Maybe afternoon. Nexus: Good call. Chocobo Billy: YOU BASTARDS!!! *cries* (Nexus and Sephiroth leave Chocobo billy to hang. Abra gets home before either of them do and sees the
busted television.) Abra: . . .oh, Gabe. You are SO gonna pay for this!!! The End! Click here to go back to the rambles! Click here to go back to the home page!