(We start right where we left off last time, Abra, Sephiroth, and Kadaj left the Usual Spot, that STILL being Abra's basement, and went out to look for Nexus. Sephiroth and Kadaj are getting fed up with Abra being all obnoxious at the moment.)
Kadaj: *whisper* I'm getting sick of her already!
Sephiroth: *whisper* There's nothing we can really do . . . except ditch her.
Abra: Come on! Move faster you morons!
Sephiroth: If I hear that one more time, woman, you're dead!
Kadaj: I second that motion!
Abra: Well, we have to find him, like you two said earlier!
Sephiroth: I'd much rather be home playing video games.
Abra: We're going to look for Nexus!
Kadaj: We're never going to find him, you know that, right?
Sephiroth: Exactly! Which is why I think we should give up now and let the Turks and other Final Fantasy VII characters look for him. They have a better chance of looking for him.
Abra: What? I can't understand a word you guys are saying. I'm too busy looking for Nexus.
Sephiroth: Damn you, Abra!
Abra: Nope, didn't catch that, either!
Sephiroth: I f***ing hate you!!!
Kadaj: Settle down, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: How the hell can I settle down with her going on like that?!
Abra: Easy! Just ignore me!
Sephiroth: And yet you forced me to come along to look for Nexus?
Abra: Damn right, I did!
Kadaj: That doesn't seem fair at all.
Abra: Get used to it.
Sephiroth: Oh I'll get used to it . . . if by "it" you mean STABBING YOUR REPEATEDLY WITH THE MASAMUNE!! *draws it out* GRAAAHHH!!
Kadaj: Settle down!
Abra: Holy sh--!! *runs*
(We'll leave these guys and check up on the Turks and see how they're doing. Reno, Karah, Elena, Rude, and Tseng are all looking for Nexus in the world of Devil May Cry, since Nexus loved the series.)
Karah: You sure Nexus would be in this area?
Reno: Hells yea! He loves the Devil May Cry series.
Elena: But then wouldn't he find a different hiding place? Since he loves his area, he would have thought we'd look for him here!
Rude: . . . she has a point.
Reno: Shut up, Rude, no she doesn't!
Tseng: Reno, would you please stop fighting and search?
Reno: Why? We're never going to find him here
????: Who are you? Are you guys demons?!
Karah: Was that . . . ?
Reno: It can't be . . .
Tseng: It is . . .
Dante: Yes, it is I, Dante!
Karah: Oh, it was Dante.
Reno: I thought it was Dracula.
Tseng: I thought it was his son, Alucard.
Dante: WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE EITHER DRACULA OR ALUCARD?!?!
Elena: Don't ask me.
Dante: I wasn't asking just you. I was asking all of you. But seriously, who are you and what are you all doing here?
Reno: We're looking for someone who ran away from our place. Have you seen anyone that doesn't belong?
Dante: Um . . . besides you guys, yes.
Karah: Really?! Where?!
Dante: Behind you.
(The Turks turn around and see a Wraith behind them about to slash at them with a scythe. The Turks all scream and run off.)
Dante: *laughs* I knew they wouldn't stand a chance against a demon.
(We now leave the Turks and see what the other Final Fantasy VII Characters are doing.)
Aeris: We're looking here?! Why the hell would he be in an area full of Pokemon?!
Barret: Damn foo'! He'd go where he'd never expect anyone to look for him.
Red XIII: Surprisingly, you're right.
Barret: Shaddup you dog/squirrel thing!
Cid: *$#&^#*^#*$^%*$^#$*^@#^$*@^$)@^#$^(#@^@#(&^!!!
Tifa: Cid! Language!
Ash: Pikachu! Go!
Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu!
Barret: Looks like we got ourselves a fight! Yo! Kangaroo/rat! I choose your punk ass!
Red XIII: I'm not a Kangaroo or a rat, nor am I even a Pokemon. And even if I were, I wouldn't fight for you.
Misty: Ash, why do you have to fight everyone you see?
Ash: I don't know. I just have to.
Brock: Ash! You really need to stop and think on what you're doing! You've never seen a Pokemon like that! *points to Red XIII*
Cloud: Kitty! *points to Pikachu*
Pikachu: Pika?
Cloud: Kitty!! *hugs Pikachu*
Pikachu: Pi . . . ka . . . CHUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! *zaps Cloud*
Cloud: *fried to a crisp* Beh . . . .
Tifa: Cloud! Don't hug random critters!
Aeris: Of course, he's gonna hug it. He thought it was a kitty.
Tifa: Oh yea . . .
Cid: &%$&%*&^%($%(&%&(^$(&^$&^^%#$#%$@#$@#^%#$@#!!!!
Barret: You said it, Cid!
Ash, Misty, and Brock: *jawdrops*
Aeris: Yea . . . he does that a lot.
Tifa: Look, we're searching for our friend, Nexus. Have you seen him?
Misty: I haven't seen anyone new.
Brock: You're such an idiot, Misty. We've never met anyone by that name.
Misty: HOW AM I AN IDIOT?!?!
Brock: These people are new, idiot! And might I add . . . you two look hot! *looks at Aeris and Tifa*
Aeris: Oh . . . *blushes*
Tifa: I'm happily taken.
Misty: *grabs Brock's ear* Come on you . . .
Brock: Owowowowowow!!!! Stop it!
Aeris: Ash, have you seen someone named Nexus?
Ash: Nope, haven't seen anyone like that.
Aeris: Awww, I guess he's not here then.
Tifa: I guess not.
Aeris: Let's look somewhere else . . .
(We leave these Final Fantasy characters and move on to Abra, Kadaj, and Sephiroth. They're looking in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh.)
Sephiroth: Seriously, let's just give up. We'll never find him at this rate.
Abra: You never know!
Kadaj: Chances of finding Nexus now are slim to none.
Sephiroth: The only way we'll ever find him is if he WANTS to be found, and I doubt he will.
Kadaj: Exactly!
Abra: Look, we're still gonna look for him. I have a feeling he's here.
Sephiroth: Why the hell would he be in Yu-Gi-Oh?
Abra: Because he likes the abridged series.
Sephiroth: But the abridged series have nothing to do with the actual series.
Grandpa: Oh how I wish I could die soon.
Sephiroth: . . . spoke too soon.
Yugi: Grandpa, you know you're supposed to be watching the shop. If you don't, I'll tell my parents that you've been abusing me.
Grandpa: Where am I? What day is it? I like pudding!
Kadaj: He seems just as retarded as Cloud.
Sephiroth: Don't be such an idiot. This guy makes Cloud look like a genius.
Yugi: Sorry about that. He should be watching the shop instead of bugging people.
Abra: That's ok. But can you help us?
Yugi: Sure. I'm always for helping people.
Sephiroth: Good. We're looking for a guy named Nexus. He's about so tall, so hideously ugly . . .
Yugi: Well . . . if you're looking for someone, then you have to win it out of me by playing a children's card game.
Kadaj: . . . a what?
Sephiroth: He said a "children's card game"!
Abra: Sorry, but we really don't have time for a children's card game.
Yugi: Then I can't give you any information on this person that you're looking for.
Kadaj: Why the f*** not?!
Yugi: Hey, my information comes at a price.
Sephiroth: Fine! I'll play the little bi--
Abra: Sephiroth! No! You don't know how to play a harmless children's card game. I'll do it instead!
Yugi: Good! This is gonna be super special awesome using my Super Special Awesome Chocolaty Fudge Covered Super Mega Deck!
(After only a couple turns, Yugi had summoned one of the most powerful cards in the game . . .)
Yugi: GO, SUPER MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!! ATTACK!
Abra: I . . . can't believe I lost to a Super Chicken.
Yugi: You put up a great duel. I guess I can tell you what I know.
Sephiroth: Really?
Yugi: Yup. In fact, there was a guy named Nexus here a little while ago, but he said that he had a feeling that someone was looking for him and he didn't want to be found. So, he left. He's no longer here.
Kadaj: You mean to tell us that Abra dueled you for nothing?
Abra: No, we know he was here. How long ago did he leave?
Yugi: About an hour ago.
Sephiroth: Another question. Did he duel you too?
Yugi: Yep. And he won.
Kadaj: How'd he manage to do that?
Yugi: He doesn't know, nor do I. It was his first time playing Duel Monsters.
Abra: Well, we might as well keep on looking.
(We leave these guys and return to the Turks who are now in the land of InuYasha.
Karah: Woot! InuYasha!
Tseng: What's so great about InuYasha?
Karah: Only like EVERYTHING!
Reno: I just wanna know how the hell we got to Feudal Japan.
Elena: Same here. How DID we get here?
Tseng: Good question.
Reno: I pretty much just asked that!
Tseng: Yes, but you didn't say it in the form of a question.
Reno: Karah, back me up on this!
Karah: Sorry, Reno-kun! Tseng has a point.
Reno: Dammit!
Karah: Aww, you don't want to "damn", you want to "f"--
Reno: Enough, Karah!
InuYasha: *runs up to them* Demons?! Kill them all!!!
Kagome: InuYasha!! Sit boy!!
InuYasha: *falls to the ground hard* OW!!
Kagome: Sorry about that. He does that every time he sees someone new.
Tseng: Trust me, we're used to it. After the Devil May Cry incident, we're not afraid of a lot.
Kagome: Then what about that demon behind you?
(A demon pops up behind them and begins to attack them.)
Elena: KYAAAAAAA!!!!
InuYasha: WINDSCAR!!! *attacks the demon*
(The demon is destroyed and the entire party is splattered with its blood.)
Tseng: Wow, he took that demon out with one swipe.
Kagome: Yea, he does that. Anyway, who are you? You guys don't look like you're from the Feudal Japan era.
Karah: We're looking for a friend of ours. His name's Nexus. Have you seen him?
InuYasha: Nexus? Hey, that sounds familiar.
Kagome: Isn't that the name of that one guy we met back in town?
Karah: You mean you've seen him?
Reno: Yea! Where is he?
InuYasha: Dunno. He left about half an hour ago.
Tseng: I see, then we aren't too far from finding him.
Karah: Yay! We'll find him soon!
(We leave these guys again and go to the other Final Fantasy characters. They search a random city and can't find much.)
Aeris: I'm getting tired of searching, we've been looking for hours!
Tifa: Me too, and my feet are getting sore.
Barret: I say we should head back to the Usual Spot, just give up.
Red XIII: That's the most sense you've made so far.
Cid: ^%*$^%$*$&^%$&^$$$^%$*$*%^$%^&$%$(%$(&$(%$&^#$%^#^%#&^%#^%#%^$%^*$%^#^%##!!!!
Red XIII: That's just not right.
Barret: Yo! Shu' up, ya damn koala!
Red XIII: I don't even live in Australia!
Cid: ^$*&^$^&%(^$^&$*^$^&$*^$!!!
Tifa: Cid! Watch the language!
Cid: &^%*$%^*$$*^%$*$%*^?!
Aeris: Shut up! I say we go back to the Usual Spot.
(And so they did. We leave them to check up on Abra, Kadaj, and Sephiroth. They're not looking too happy . . . well, Sephiroth and Kadaj aren't happy.)
Sephiroth: Woman! We're sick of looking for him! We're heading back to the Usual Spot!
Abra: No! You're gonna help me look for him!
Kadaj: Look, Abra, I want to find him as much as you do. But obviously he doesn't want to be found. Let's leave him be. He may come back.
Abra: No! We're looking for him!
Sephiroth: We're heading back. You can look for him all you want, you'll never find him. *leaves*
Kadaj: . . . sorry, Abra. *leaves*
Abra: . . . wait for me guys! *leaves*
(They head back to the Usual Spot, but as they're heading there, they called everyone up and told them to call off the search and head back to where they came from. They all did as they were told. Abra, Sephiroth, and Kadaj arrive at the Usual Spot and see someone on the couch. Nexus was sitting there, with someone else, watching the new TV.)
Abra: Nexus?!?!
Sephiroth: You idiot! We were forced to look all over for you!
Kadaj: Who's your friend?
Nexus: Hey guys. Oh yea! This is Rayna, she's gonna hang with us from now on. She's hott, ain't she? Hehe.
Rayna: Hello, everyone!
Abra: She can't stay here.
Nexus: Like hell she isn't!
Sephiroth: I say she can stay.
Rayna: Hehe, thanks, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: No problem, gorgious!
Abra: Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: What?!
Nexus: Look, me and Rayna are going to bed, it's getting late.
Rayna: I'll talk to you all tomorrow. *smiles*
(Nexus and Rayna go to their room and sleep for the night. Abra, Sephiroth, and Kadaj just stood there.)
Abra: I don't like her.
Sephiroth: I do!
Abra: Nobody cares what you think, you stupid limey.
Sephiroth: Ye-- HEY!!!!
The End!
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