Author's note: While writing some of this ramble, I was in another state visiting my friend Karah. She helped write the ramble (but really, she more or less stole the computer away from me while I was holding the new pet, so she forced me to let her write some of the ramble.) But it turned out alright! Enjoy!
(We open up today's ramble in front of the NEW Usual Spot! Yes! After all this time, the Usual Spot is built finally. Nexus and Rayna stand there in awe as the final touches were being done inside. The Usual Spot stood 3 stories tall along with a big basement!)
Nexus: It looks awesome!
Rayna: Yes, it sure does!
Sephiroth: *walks up* Maybe now we'll all get our own rooms?
Gabe: See? Told you the money would be more than enough!
Nexus: Don't forget, you still owe me for those comic books!
Gabe: Yea, sure, whatever!
Sephiroth: Don't sound like Squall.
Gabe: I will if I want to!
Nexus: Settle down, you two!
Karah: *walks up and puts her arm around Gabe's* Yea, you two, settle down!
Gabe: What are you doing?
Karah: Nuffin, muffin!
Nexus: Looks like you two are going steady. Haha!
Rayna: Awww, you two look cute together!
Sephiroth: No they don't!
Hojo: *walks up* Well, well, well. What do we have here? *licks his lips* Nexus and Gabe again. Two very lovely specimen.
Gabe: *pukes*
Sephiroth: Get out of here, you freak!
Hojo: Now, now, son. Why would you talk to your own father that way? I made you!
Nexus: I know why you're here, and no, you're not getting a room in the Usual Spot.
Hojo: Oh, you'll let us in. You will.
Nida: *runs up* Hojo! Heideggar ate your chemicals and he's spitting acid!
Hojo: Grah! I shall return. But first, I must attend to Heideggar. *leaves*
Squall: *walks up and sees Nida* . . . oh great.
Nida: Squall! You and I should be friends! I drove the Garden!
Squall: Excuse me? You and I were never friends, aren't now, and never will be.
Nexus: Squall actually showed emotion. Interesting.
Squall: . . . whatever.
Sephiroth: You'll never get him to talk, you know that, right?
Nexus: I know . . . I know.
Rayna: Are you two getting along now?
Sephiroth: Hell no!
Nexus: Not even in our dreams!
Rayna: Should have figured.
Hojo: I have returned, my pretty specimen!
Gabe: Oh god . . .
Karah: Can't you just leave Nexus and Gabe alone?! They aren't your specimen!
Hojo: Hell no, I want them to experiment on. They seem like fine specimen to me.
Nexus: There's no way in hell that I'm gonna be one of your specimen. It's bad enough that you f***ed up Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Yea-- HEY!!!
Nexus: Sephiroth, I was being truthful.
Sephiroth: Doesn't mean you have to rub it in.
Nexus: Sure it does!
Hojo: You will become one of my experiments, Nexus! You know you will! And I WILL be allowed into the Usual Spot!
Nexus: Maybe once Cloud stops acting retarded of his own will.
Rayna: Which will be never.
Hojo: Time to think of another plan. Come, Nida! *leaves*
Nida: You and I WILL be friends, Squall! Mark my words!
Squall: . . . whatever.
Nida: I shall have my way with you, Squall!! *leaves*
Nexus: That sounded like a Yaoi statement to me . . .
Sephiroth: Same here.
Nexus: Anyway! Let's go visit the new Usual Spot!
Sephiroth: Will you quit calling it that?! That name's already taken!
Rayna: Then what should it be called, Mr. "I lost to a complete retard"?
Sephiroth: Hey, you're supposed to be nice!
Rayna: Let's just say I'm a female version of you!
Sephiroth: And you like her, Nexus?
Nexus: What? You find that shocking?
Sephiroth: Actually, yes.
Gabe: Nexus can like whoever he damn well likes.
Karah: Yup.
Nexus: So what should we call it then?
Sephiroth: Anything but the Usual Spot. That's taken by Hayner and his little freak gang.
Nexus: Fine! We'll call it the Ramble Room!
Sephiroth: That's even worse.
Rayna: Too f***ing bad! *hits Sephiroth* You complained, you got a result!
Sephiroth: Nexus! Your little girlfriend here hit me!
Nexus: I saw nothing.
Rayna: Don't make me make you my bitch, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Bite me!
Rayna: *bites Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: GYAAA!!! GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF ME!!!
Gabe: *laughs*
Squall: . . . hehe.
Nexus: Hahaha! Nice one!
Rayna: Well, he told me to bite him, so I did!
Nexus: I think I'm in love with you all over again!
Rayna: I bet you are! *kisses Nexus*
Nexus: *kisses back*
Sephiroth: Get a room, you two!
Nexus: We do have a room.
Sephiroth: Then use it, dammit!
Squall: They will once the Ramble Room is entirely finished.
Gabe: Squall showed more emotion!
Squall: . . . whatever.
Sephiroth: Spoke too soon.
Nexus: Well, let's go in!
(So they all went inside to check out the new Ramble Room. It was amazing! The first floor consisted of Nexus' Room, Gabe's Room, the actual Ramble Room, the Kitchen, a bathroom and a walk in closet. The second floor consisted of Sephiroth's Room, Karah's Room, another bathroom, and a guest room. The basement was just a fighting ground for anyone who wanted to train.)
Sephiroth: Yes! I have my own damn room!
Nexus: Yea, be thankful for that.
Gabe: Mhm. And there's a training ground! Nexus and I will be in there most of the time, right?
Nexus: Damn right we will!
Squall: . . . have fun.
Sephiroth: I'm sure they will.
Nexus: Sephiroth, I hope you meant that in a non-sexual way.
Sephiroth: Don't you think I'd be better than that? Even though I DID mean it that way.
Nexus: *smacks Sephiroth* I hate you so much!
Sephiroth: *smacked* OW!!
Gabe: That's what you get for saying shit!
Rayna: Mhm!
Karah: Damn right!
Sephiroth: Fine, damn, gang up on me why don't ya!
Rayna: Well, you pretty much asked for it.
Sephiroth: Did not!
Rayna: *glares* What did you say to me? *slowly draws her sword out*
Sephiroth: You plan to attack me? *draws the Masamune* Bring it on!
Rayna: *swings once at Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: *looks up and notices the number 1,000,000,000,000 above his head* Holy shit! Down I go . . . *falls and faints*
Gabe: *whisper* Dude, I wouldn't get her pissed if I were you . . .
Nexus: No shit, Sherlock.
Karah: *runs up to Nexus and grabs his arm* Hey, Nexus! You sure you're gonna be okay with her?
Nexus: *smiles at Karah* I'm sure I'll be fine.
Squall: . . .
Rayna: *walks to Nexus* Yea, you better be alright with it. *smiles*
Gabe: Dude, how about we go down to the basement tomorrow and battle it out?
Nexus: It's a plan, man!
Karah: Hey, Nexus. Can I ask a favor of you?
Nexus: Um . . . sure, Karah. What is it?
Karah: You don't mind if I bring some of my friends over here to the Ramble Room, do you?
Nexus: Like who?
Karah: You know, like Twiggs, Birdman, Bean, you know, those guys!
Nexus: Sure, I have no problem with that! Bring them over and we'll freakin duke it out on the X-Box!
Karah: Coolies! *goes to call them up*
Gabe: Yea! We'll play Halo 3 til we drop dead!
Nexus: Hell, and Call of Duty 4!
Rayna: Don't mind if I join you guys, do you?
Gabe: Wouldn't bother me at all.
Sephiroth: *still on the ground unconcious, but his voice from the other side speaks up* WILL SOMEONE JUST USE A DAMN PHOENIX DOWN ON ME?!?!?
Nexus: Did someone just say something?
Sephiroth: You bastard! I know damn well you can hear me!
Nexus: Nope, didn't hear anything.
Sephiroth: I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP IF YOU DON'T REVIVE ME!!!!
Rayna: Oh, just revive the poor sissy and shut him up.
Nexus: Fine. *checks pockets* . . . *sweatdrop*
Gabe: Something wrong?
Nexus: . . . maybe.
Sephiroth: MAYBE?!?! WHAT THE F*** DO YOU MEAN "MAYBE"?!?! JUST REVIVE ME YOU BLUNDERING DOLT!!!
Nexus: Gonna be kinda hard to without a damn Phoenix Down.
Sephiroth: Then go buy some!
Nexus: ARE YOU MAD?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY COST?!?! I'M NOT MADE OF PHOENIX DOWNS!
Sephiroth: If you were, I'd have taken every last one for myself!
Nexus: Yea, so no, I'm not gonna buy any!
Sephiroth: NEXUS YOU NEED ME!!!!
Nexus: Yea, just like the world needs another bad Brad Pitt movie.
Gabe: What's wrong with Brad Pitt?
Rayna: Did you ever see Fight Club? That's one reason why.
Gabe: I see . . .
Karah: Rawr! I have returneded!
Nexus: Truly, she is a role model for people who need English Lessons everywhere!
Karah: Har har, Nexus! But anyway! My friends said they'd love to come over and play the X-Box!
Nexus: Great! Good to hear!
Gabe: When will they be coming over?
Karah: They said tomorrow.
Nexus: But Gabe and I are gonna be fighting each other in the basement tomorrow, so have them come over and we'll have the shit set up for them. And once we're done, we'll play some X-Box.
Karah: Alrighty. *calls them up again*
Abra: *walks up to them* Hey everyone, how's the new place coming along?
Gabe: Hey, look. Breasts have arrived!
Nexus: . . . it's coming along nicely. Now leave.
Abra: What? What did I do?
Nexus: *glares* You know what you did.
Abra: If you're still pissed about me breaking up with you, my god, get over it!
Nexus: Hell, I've been over that for a long assed time now. It's the fact that you hurt me constantly that I'm pissed off about.
Abra: I'm sorry.
Nexus: Like hell, you are, you wicked bitch of the west.
Karah: Come on, just forgive her for it. I know what she did was wrong, but she really didn't mean to hurt you, she was just having some fun.
Gabe: Yea, we all do it at one time or another.
Nexus: *looks at everyone* Really. But she did it at my expense! She didn't care how I felt. I asked her politely to stop, and did she? No! She kept on doing it. It either hurt me or annoyed me. And that just pissed me off.
Rayna: I know she mistreated you, and I know you've been mistreated in the past, but can't you find it in your heart to forgive her?
Nexus: No . . . at least not at this point in time.
Abra: . . . I really am sorry, Nexus.
Nexus: We'll see how sorry you really are later.
Abra: What is that supposed to mean?
Nexus: Attode . . .
Gabe: What the hell does that mean?
Karah: It means "later".
Gabe: Oh, so he implied that he'll tell her later.
Karah: Yup.
Rayna: *sigh* You're so stubborn, Nexus.
Nexus: So? Big deal!
Sephiroth: I'm glad we all could have this wonderful talk about the past, but now, if you would be so kind as to USE A GODDAMNED PHOENIX DOWN ON ME!!!!
Abra: Here, I have one. *uses a Phoenix Down on Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: Thanks. At least SOMEONE can be nice!
Nexus: *glares*
Abra: Well, I can tell I'm not wanted here, I'll just go. *leaves*
Gabe: Dude, wasn't that a little harsh?
Nexus: She can rot for all I care.
Karah: *sigh* Nexus . . .
Nexus: Look, I can't forgive her for what she did to me. Everything she did, she promised she would never do. She broke her promise, that's that.
Gabe: If you say so.
Nexus: I do say so. And I'd appreciate it if no one ever brought her up in a conversation again.
Karah: Alright, Nexus.
Gabe: Sure thing.
Sephiroth: Anyway, what are we gonna do now?
Nexus: Well, tomorrow, Gabe and I are duking it out in the training arena. But tonight . . . WE PARTY!!
Sephiroth: That would explain a lot . . .
Nexus: What did you say?
Sephiroth: "Nuffin, Muffin!"
Karah: *repeatedly kicks Sephiroth where it hurts* That's my phrase you jackass!!
Nexus: She's got a point.
Sephiroth: *cough wheeze cough*
Gabe: That had to hurt.
Nexus: Big deal, he'll be fine. He's the One Winged Angel.
Gabe: True. Oh well! Let's send out the invites!
(Later on that night, a ton of people were showing up for the party that was for the celebration of the new Ramble Room.)
Karah: Wow, even Twiggs, Birdman, and Bean showed up!
Twiggs: Of course, I did, Karah. Why the hell wouldn't I show up for a party?
Birdman: Twiggs forced me . . .
Bean: Hey! He blackmailed me!
????: And I got Kimbo in my pocket. Bruhaha.
Karah: Brandon!! *tackles and steals a puppy rat terrier known as Kimbo from his pocket* Puppy puppy!!! *giggles* I just hope Kikka doesn't get jealous . . . . *thinks*
Brandon: Hey, be careful with him, he may be a rat terrier, but he's a crazy mutha fugga.
Karah: No he's not! He's a cute li'l puppy!
Kimbo: Your mother plays fetch in hell!
Nexus: . . . holy shit on a shit sandwich with shit on top! . . . and a side helping of shit!
Karah: What the hell is wrong with you, Nexus?
Nexus: That "li'l puppy" just said someone's mother plays fetch in hell!
Sephiroth: Nexus, you're hearing things!
Karah: Yea, that's not nice to be mean to a li'l puppy!
Nexus: I'm telling you, that thing is as demented as Slinky!
Kimbo: Hail Satan!
Twiggs: No offense, but I heard that one too, Karah.
Karah: That's mean!
Kimbo: The blood of the innocent will be splashed upon your flesh!
Nexus: . . . moving on. So, Twiggs, Birdman, Bean, what'chu guys been doing?
Birdman: Just been hitting it up, man.
Bean: Same. But, no offense, I wouldn't be here if friggen Twiggs wouldn't effin blackmail me!!!
Twiggs: *glares at Bean* What did I tell you before?
Bean: You told me to remind you not to be a total prick. *smirks*
Twiggs: *backhands* Smartass.
Gabe: I don't care what anyone says, they're alright in my book.
Kadaj: *walks up* Yo! Who's alright in your book?
Karah: *phone rings* Hold on, one second. *goes to talk on the phone*
Nexus: Okay, and for your question, Kadaj, just a bunch of Karah's friends.
Kadaj: What?? She has friends??
Karah: *breaks away from her phone and glares to Kadaj* I HEARD THAT!!!
Kadaj: Eep!! *hides behind Gabe*
Gabe: Er . . . Hn?? Yo, um . . . Kadaj . . .*sidesteps*
Karah: *hangs up her phone and tackles Kadaj*
Kadaj: Eyieeeee!!! *scrambles and tries to escape but has Karah clinging onto him and his movement is restricted due to his tight leather clothing* DAMN YOU TIGHT LEATHER CLOTHING!!!
Nexus: Uh . . . Karah?? Who'd you hang up on??
Karah: *starts wrestling with Kadaj and pins him down growling before looking to Nexus* Hn?? Jade, why?
Nexus: No reason.
Gabe: *glances to Karah, then to Twiggs then back to Karah*
Twiggs: *glances to Kadaj, then to Gabe then back to Kadaj*
Gabe: *Looks to Twiggs and nods*
Twiggs: *Looks to Gabe and nods before lunging into the wrestling match pulling Gabe with him*
Kadaj: Eyieeee!!! *both Twiggs and Gabe's weight add onto Karah's* Ugh . . . .
Karah: *Is lunged on along with Kadaj* Oof!! You guys!!!
Nexus: Uhh . . . .
Gabe: *stands up out of the fight with a firm grip on Kadaj's coat*
Twiggs: *stands up out of the fight with a firm grip on Karah's coat*
Brandon: *has Kimbo back* Bruahaha.
Nexus: *casts Stop on everyone that's fighting* Knock it off you guys!
Karah: Why'd you do that?!
Nexus: Because I said so, that's why.
Sephiroth: I would have let them finish it out.
Kadaj: Nexus, either let us go, or I'll kick your ass in your sleep.
Nexus: Not if I don't let you off of the Stop spell.
Karah: Seriously, let me go, Nexus.
Nexus: Or what?
Karah: That's it. Kikka!!
Kikka: *comes out of Karah's pocket*
Nexus: Oh shit! *runs*
Karah: Get him, Kikka!
Kikka: Kekekeke!! *runs after Nexus, catches up to him, and bites him repeatedly*
Nexus: Ow! Damn! Stop it! F***!!! Fine!! I give! *releases Karah from Stop*
Karah: Alright, Kikka, you can stop.
Kikka: *runs back into her pocket*
Nexus: You didn't have to be THAT mean!
Sephiroth: The hell she didn't! *highfives Karah*
Nexus: Shut the f*** up, Sephiroth!
Twiggs: Hey, man, what about me? Gonna let me go?
Nexus: *lets Twiggs go* There you are.
Karah: Hey! How come he gets off so easily?!
Nexus: Because I've known you for longer and I can get away with it.
Karah: *kicks Nexus*
Nexus: AH F***!!!
Karah: Serves you right!
Sephiroth: Alright! Dinner and a show! *high fives Karah again*
Twiggs: Man, do you really need to put up with that shit?
Nexus: Probably not, but I can't win either way.
Kadaj: Let me go, Nexus.
Nexus: Fine, jesus christ! *lets them all go*
Kadaj: Thanks for nothing, jackass.
Sephiroth: Is that any way to treat a limey man?
Nexus: Ye-- SHUT UP!!!
Sephiroth: Almost didn't catch that, did you?
Nexus: My god, I f***ing hate you!
Sephiroth: I hate you too, Nexus. I hate you too.
Reno: *walks up* Yo, yo! How's everyone doing?
Rufus: *walks next to Reno* Reno, you know you're supposed to be curteous at all times!
Reno: Who said?!
Rufus: I did, you dumbass.
Reno: Well, hey, you're not the freakin pope either!
Nexus: The pope? What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Reno: Isn't he a nice guy?
Nexus: Probably not.
Reno: I thought he would be . . . but still! You're never nice, Mr. President!
Rufus: Reno, you're fired for 10 minutes!
Reno: *walks over to the bar and buys some drinks* Time to celebrate, yet another break!
Rufus: What a smartass, you are, Reno.
Sephiroth: You could join that club, Rufus.
Rufus: If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it . . . or bought it, which ever comes first.
Brandon: Damn, he's cool.
Kimbo: He will die a horrible, bloody death!
Nexus: Seriously, that dog wants to kill everyone in this room!
Sephiroth: What is it with you and hating dogs?!
Nexus: I don't hate dogs! But the ones I've been meeting recently are demented!
Sephiroth: I've had it with you and hating dogs! You're gonna apologize to Kimbo! *drags Nexus to Kimbo* Apologize!
Nexus: . . . sorry.
Kimbo: You will be the first to die!
Nexus: There! See?!?! He just said I will be the first to die!!
Karah: Why do you hate dogs?
Nexus: I don't hate dogs! I love dogs! But this thing is evil!
Kimbo: Hail the Prince of Darkness, Lucifer!
Nexus: . . . that's it, I gotta go out for a walk.
Rayna: Take the dog with you.
Nexus: Hell no!
Brandon: Here. *hands Kimbo to Nexus* Take him. You two should get to know each other.
Nexus: If I die, you all stay the hell away from my funeral!
(Nexus takes Kimbo out for a walk. Nexus looks nervous in fear for his life.)
Nexus: Why is it everyone's pets are demented . . .
Kimbo: Because Satan wants your soul!
Nexus: I don't have a soul!
Kimbo: Promise your alliegance to the Eternal Prince of Darkness!
Nexus: I'm not gonna pledge alliegance to something I don't believe in.
Kimbo: Then die! *attacks Nexus*
Nexus: GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *runs around in circles*
(After a while, Nexus headed back to the Ramble Room, covered in cuts on his entire body.)
Sephiroth: All you had to do was go on a nice walk with a dog! You are the worst human being on the face of the earth!
Nexus: That's it! Everybody out!!!
(Everyone who doesn't live there now, left the Ramble Room for the night.)
Sephiroth: Wow, party pooper!
Nexus: Shut your ass up!
Karah: Nexus, you are kinda being mean.
Rayna: Yea, I mean, it IS just a dog.
Nexus: I hate you all . . .
Sephiroth: But I bet you hate me worst of all.
Nexus: *glares* You have to be the worst person I've ever met.
Gabe: You're not mad at me, are ya?
Nexus: You're not one of the people that harassed me about a damn demented dog.
Gabe: Kick ass.
Sephiroth: So what are ya gonna do now?
Nexus: I'm going to bed . . . see you all tomorrow.
Sephiroth: Limey . . .
Nexus: GRAH!!! *jumps at Sephiroth and pounds him*
Sephiroth: ACK!!! A LIMEY IS HURTING ME!!!
The End!
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