Nexus: FINALLY!!! WE GOT MORE LETTERS!!

Sephiroth: YOU PATHETIC BASTARDS!!!

Nexus: You agree with me?!

Sephiroth: No, they're pathetic because writing you letters means they have no lives.

Aerith: I'm pretty sure they have lives!

Cloud: What?

Tori: Come on, Cloud, let's get you out of here before you hurt yourself.

Cloud: Who are you? ... WHO AM I?!?!

Nexus: Poor Cloud ... WHO'S GOT THE FIRST OF THE MANY LETTERS?!

Rufus: I have it ... the only letter.

Nexus: ... ONLY?!

Sephiroth: Looks like everyone got the hint that they shouldn't be viewing your stupid website.

Nexus: I hate you, so much ...

Reno: So? What's the letter say, Shachou?!

Rufus: *clears throat* It reads ...

Dear letter ppls,
i've been a fan for some time now and i just have a few questions. Sephiroth your awesome but theres one thing i dont like is that you killed aeris and u also pretty much killed zack why didnt you just kill hojo instead of wasting lives. Zell i think you need help with your fliping out issues because it may help you in the future. Reno you are awesome, and rufus go away..umm what else to add, OH
and aeris your a sweet heart and i feel for you. just help cloud get better k
bye bye for now
-dee

Nexus: Glad you are a fan of the site, Dee!

Sephiroth: I'm not! GET A LIFE!!

Nexus: Need I remind you of the last time, Toilet killer?!

Sephiroth: *grumbles*

Rufus: Whoa! What?!?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE TO BE TOLD TO GO AWAY?!?!

Reno: Everything! At least she likes me!!

Zell: *flips out* I DON'T HAVE FLIPPING OUT ISSUES!!

Seifer: Yes you do, Chickenwuss!!

Zell: NO I DON'T!! SQUALL, TELL THEM I DON'T!!

Squall: ... whatever. *in thought* SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK, BEFORE I RENZOKUKEN YOUR ASS!!!!!

Zell: Come on, Squall, at least say something OTHER than "whatever"!

Squall: ... what the f*** ever.

Sephiroth: Okay, first off, it is my duty to tell people who write letters to Nexus ... or ANY of us ... to get a life ... SO GET ONE!! And to answer your question to me, I killed Aerith to show her that I love her!

Nexus: *blinks* You what?!

Sephiroth: Well duh! I shoved a long hard object into her body!

Nexus: What the hell does tha-- YOU PERVERTED FREAK!!

Sephiroth: But you can't deny that I didn't.

Aerith: That's not what Dee meant though!

Sephiroth: And my explaination about Zack, the Puppy, HE'S FINE!! HE WORKS AS A REFEREE AT THE PAINTBALL ARENA!!

Nexus: He looked half dead to me ...

Sephiroth: Don't interrupt! And I didn't kill Hojo, because he creeped out Rufus. So, in order to torture the rich little sh*t, I left him alive.

Rufus: You're mean!!!

Sephiroth: You know it! *grins* And Aerith will NEVER be able to get Cloud better! He's retarded, end of story! All because he HAD to try to pull a prank on me while we were still in SOLDIER.

Aerith: Hey! That was for me to respond to, you giant prick!

Sephiroth: Well, you weren't saying anything, so I decided to tell her the truth.

Nexus: What the hell IS the truth to you?

Sephiroth: *holds onto a box and whispers to it* That Mother will smite you all ...

Nexus: Excuse me?!

Sephiroth: Nuffin, muffin!

Nexus: QUIT SAYING THAT!!! *attacks*

Sephiroth: GAAAAH!!! BEING ATTACKED BY LIMEY!!!

Rufus: He's not even british ... but whatever. Til next time ... DEE HATES ME!!!

Reno: But she LOVES me!!! Call me!! My number is 1-623--

Rufus: *smacks him* Shut up!!

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