Nexus: Hey everyone! Welcome again to yet another exciting day with Letters! We actually have a few!

Sephiroth: You idiot! You held everyone who wrote a letter at gunpoint in order for them to write one.

Nexus: I DID NOT!! *hides the gun and sweatdrops*

Aeris: Sephy, be nice!

Sephiroth: Why should I?

Rufus: Because she'll kill you if you don't.

Reno: But Sephiroth was the one to kill her!

Sephiroth: Exactly! So, she can't really do anything to me.

Zell: Sure she can! She controls that white ball thing!

Sephiroth: You mean the White Materia, Holy, you Chickenwuss?

Zell: *flips out* STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!!

Gabe: Shut the hell up, you chickenshit! When are we going to read the first letter?

Abra: I have it here!

Hi everyone!
I only have one question for you guys. Hey Nexus, why don't you have rambles up sooner? It's killing me to think about the next ramble!
Ken

Sephiroth: Throw it away! It sucks!

Nexus: Shut your ass up! I know how you feel, Ken, and I'm really sorry about not writing rambles as much as I want to. But you have to concider that I have a job, and I attend school full time, so it's really hard for me to keep up with everything for the site.

Sephiroth: He's lying! He's just too lazy to write anything!

Aeris: *slaps Sephiroth* Be nice!

Nexus: Seriously, I have a job and go to school which tires me out half the time. So . . . yea.

Rufus: How much do you pay them?

Nexus: It's about $25,000 for the whole 16 months.

Rufus: Damn, you want me to help you out with that?

Nexus: You're rich in Gil, not Dollars. They don't take Gil.

Rufus: What about Mako Energy?

Nexus: They take nothing from video games!

Zell: Shut up you guys! I have the next letter!

Sephiroth: *hits Zell repeatedly and takes the letter* I have it!

Greetings!
This is an awesome website you have here! The rambles are great! I've seen a lot of funny things, but these are the funniest I've seen on the web in a while. Yo Nexus! How do you get so many people over at your place? It seems really short. Reno, if you were to compare yourself when you're drunk and not drunk, which is better? Hey Sephiroth. Considering you're so evil and all, you didn't have good breath when Aeris kissed you, did you? Hey Rufus, how long have you had Mr. Fluffers? Well, thats all I can think of asking. Good luck to you all in the future!
Neocroth

Nexus: I'm glad you like the site, Neocroth.

Sephiroth: He's lying again! He means he's thankful you didn't puke while reading this garbage!

Nexus: Shut the hell up!

Abra: That really isn't nice, Sephiroth!

Sephiroth: How many times must I tell you all, I'm NEVER nice!

Nexus: Anyway, I don't get them over at my place.

Abra: *mutters* You mean my basement.

Nexus: They just randomly show up. Especially Sephiroth, here.

Sephiroth: I do what I can.

Reno: A question? For me?! YAY!

Rufus: Since I own your ass, it's MY question!

Reno: Ok, jerk, care to answer?

Rufus: Reno, I order you to answer for me!

Reno: *quietly* Hardass. *normal voice* Well, to be honest, both have ther advantages. Not being drunk, I can sleep with hot chicks and remember it. On the other hand, being drunk, I can sleep with totally haenous chicks and think of someone else while doing it, then not remember a damn thing!

Rufus: So mature, Reno.

Reno: Aren't I?

Sephiroth: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN DID I HAVE BAD BREATH?!?! Just because I'm evil, doens't mean I don't practice good hygiene!

Aeris: Actually he did have bad breath.

Sephiroth: WHAT?!?!

Rufus: Enough, everyone! I'm answering my question! I got Mr. Fluffers from my mom before she died. So I keep Mr. Fluffers safe in memory of my mother.

Sephiroth: You're such a liar! He saw the damn thing in a window and bought it because he thought it was cute!

Reno: *laughs* That's sad!

Rufus: Reno, you're fired for 5 minutes!

Reno: . . .

Nexus: Well, that's all the letters we have for now! Til next time!

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