Letters!

Nexus: Yay for more letters!

Sephiroth: You have a pretty loose definition of the word "weekly" Nexus.

Nexus: If more people would write letters, then I'd be able to update sooner than a freakin week!

Rufus: So when do we all get paid?

Sephiroth: Yea, Nexus! I want my pay now!

Nexus: . . . pay?

Zell: Please don't tell me you forgot about our pay!

Reno: C'mon, Nexy! Give us some gil for helping out with the letters! And pay me more since the cheap bastard over here doesn't pay me at all.

Rufus: Quit your complaining!

Nexus: Well, the truth is guys, I never intended to pay you at all. I don't have any money!

Reno: . . . then why am I here?

Nexus: Because you're a good friend?

Reno: . . . eh, that works.

Nexus: Anyway, who's got the first letter?

Rufus: I do! Here, Nexus!

I thought it'd be funny to mail you this instead of just walking across the hall to say this. I think Masume boy Sephirat has stopped up the toilet...but by the time this thing reaches you im sure you'll be aware =D
_ Gabe

Nexus: . . . no, I did NOT know that Sephiroth stopped the toilet!! SEPHIROTH!!!

Sephiroth: I DIDN'T DO IT!!

Rufus: Yea, and Gabe would do this just to get you into trouble? I don't think so.

Sephiroth: I swear, I didn't do it!

Nexus: Right. Thanks, Gabe for warning me about this . . .

Gabe: *from behind Nexus* No problem!

Nexus: *turns around* WTF GABE?!?!

Gabe: I'm right here, man! *laughs*

Nexus: Well, don't sneak up on me like that!

Gabe: I didn't mean to.

Sephiroth: Who cares! Where's the next letter? I wanna read it!

Rufus: Here, toilet killer.

Sephiroth: SHUT UP!!

Hiya!
Great site you have here! Love the rambles! They get funnier each and every time I read them! XD
Hey Nexus! What do you look like in real life? Just out of curiousity. And are Karah, Gabe, and Abra real people you know in real life?
Sephiroth! My main man! How's life treating you? Just wanted to know one thing. How long IS the Masamune?
And Rufus, are all of your employees basically your slaves? You sure treat Reno really bad.
Well, that's all I have for now. I'll probably send another letter later!
R.T.B.

Nexus: I'm glad you enjoy the site, R.T.B.! And I'm glad I can make you laugh! I'm sorry to say that I probably won't be putting pics of myself on the site. At least not right now. As for the other question, Karah, Gabe, Abra, Sarah, Calla, Beth, and Kate are all friends I know in real life. Calla and Beth, are rather annoying though.

Rufus: You said it.

Reno: Those two creep me out! Why don't you do us all a favor, Nexus, and put them in Loserland?

Nexus: Don't you think I tried? No matter how many times I try to move them in there, they keep getting out!

Sephiroth: . . . and life sucks. You should know that, RETBH! How the hell do you pronounce that?

Nexus: Those are initials, Sephiroth. You say the flippin letters individually, not the letters as a whole.

Sephiroth: Whatever. And my Masamune is 6 ft. in length. I thought everyone knew that.

Rufus: Not him.

Sephiroth: Well, he can't say that now, can he?

Nexus: I guess not.

Rufus: And I even have a question! YAY! *clears throat* My employees get paid well. Don't listen to their whining and complaining.

Reno: YOU DON'T PAY ME, YOU BASTARD!!! YOU DON'T PAY RUDE ENOUGH, EITHER!!! HE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO GET A DECENT PAIR OF SHOES!!!

Rufus: I gave him a perfectly good pair of shoes!

Reno: Yea, after Abra's dog chewed them up!

Rufus: Like I said before, quit your complaining!

Nexus: Don't tell me that's all the letters we have!

Rufus: Unfortunately so.

Nexus: *garden snap*

Sephiroth: You can be grateful for one thing, though, Nexus.

Nexus: What's that?

Sephiroth: Well, to be grateful is where you are glad for something, but that's not the point. The point is that you didn't get any letters from either Calla or Beth.

Nexus: Wow, Planet-boy has a point!

Sephiroth: Of course, I . . . HEY!!!

Rufus: Well, til next time!

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