Letters!

Nexus: Yay! We got a few letters! Isn't that lucky of us?!

Sephiroth: Yeah. Whoop-dee-doo. I'm so glad.

Rufus: Just because you're stuck in here with us, Sephiroth, doesn't mean you get to make the rest of us suffer.

Sephiroth: Sure it does.

Abra: So I'm helping out with the letters too, huh?

Nexus: Only if you want to.

Sephiroth: If I have to suffer, so does she!

Nexus: Ok, Abra. You have to stay unfortunately.

Abra: No. I wanted to stay and help!

Reno: Alright! Come on already! Let's get to the first letter!

Zell: Calm down, Reno. We're not in THAT big of a rush!

Nexus: No. I agree! Let's look at the first letter!

Dear Letters Crew,
I'm a first time reader of these rambles and I must say, they are EXTREMELY funny! I definitely loved it when Irvine is called Cowboy Geek! HILARIOUS! I do have a few questions!
Hey Nexus! What is this "Loserland" that you keep talking about? I've seen it in the rambles a few times, but I don't exactly understand what you mean.
Sephiroth, you just rock! Love the Masamune! And you were awesome in Advent Children! By the way, how old are you really?
Zell, just because you're a chickenwuss doesn't mean you have to flip out all the time!
And Irvine. GET A JOB! LOLZ!!
Well, that's all for now! Bye Letters Crew!
Tasha

Nexus: Well, I'm glad you love the site! I really enjoy making it.

Irvine: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?!?!

Reno: Don't worry, dude! Have a cold one, on me! *gives Irvine a beer*

Irvine: Thanks man!

Nexus: As for the question about Loserland, that is the place where the characters I personally hate will be located instead of our usual spot. I know, I have to actually put Loserland in one of the rambles. I just haven't figured out when I will.

Sephiroth: And of course I rock! I'm Sephiroth!

Aeris: Watch your ego!

Sephiroth: Watch it, woman! And as for my age, I'd be around 32 or so by the time the movie takes place. Which would make Vincent about 60 something!

Abra: Don't make fun of Vincent!

Nexus: Yea, dude! Vincent is cool! You don't mess with Vincent Valentine!

Sephiroth: OH for Christ's Sake! His last name is "Valentine"! You have to make fun of that!

Zell: AND I DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED A CHICKENWUSS!!!

Sephiroth: SHUT UP, CHICKENWUSS!! I'M TALKING HERE!!!

Rufus: Okay! Moving on with the next letter!

Wassup Lettahs Crew!
My name's Collo. I just wanted you all to stop makin' fun of that there "Calla and Beth"!! They seem REALLY kewl!! They don't deserve to be picked on! You know that, Nexus!
Collo!

Sephiroth: . . .

Nexus: . . .

Abra: . . .

Reno: . . .

Nexus: Um . . . yea. I'm not gonna stop, CALLA!!! I know damn well that letter came from you and Beth!

Rufus: That was the last letter, Nexus.

Nexus: Well . . . then until I get more letters, people! Peace out!

Rufus: If you want to send us letters, sent it to this address

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