Author's Note: Ok, THIS ramble is actually based off of a dream I recently had . . . sorta. I thought I might as well use it since I remembered it.
(We open up the scene with the house being torn down by the "We destroy your childhood dreams" Construction Company. Nexus is standing outside seeing the destruction of the home.)
Nexus: Finally, we're getting the place reconstructed.
Reno: Yea, about freakin' time!
Nexus: *looks to Reno* I know! This place was a complete dump! And now, finally only after what seemed like forever, are we getting the place rebuilt!
Sephiroth: That's good and all, I'm all for the place getting rebuilt. Just one problem, Nexus.
Nexus: Hm? And what would that be?
Sephiroth: Exactly where will you be staying until the place is finished?
Nexus: *thinks* . . . OH GODDAMMIT!!!!
Abra: It's okay, Nexus. You can stay at my place until the house is rebuilt. *leans up and kisses him*
Nexus: *kisses Abra back* Hehe, thanks for the offer. I'll take it.
Sephiroth: Oh, isn't that sweet? BLEH! You guys make me sick! Get a room!
Aeris: You know, Sephiroth, you shouldn't be so mean to them!
Sephiroth: I'll be mean to whoever I want!
Aeris: Sephy! Don't make me do something drastic!
Sephiroth: You hit me with that stick again, and I'll destroy it!
Aeris: No, I wasn't gonna hit you! I was gonna do this! *grabs Sephiroth's face and kisses his lips*
Sephiroth: *goes wide-eyed*
Nexus: Oh, that is so wrong . . .
Abra: I think it's cute! Remember, I nick-named you "Sephy" when we were going out!
Nexus: So?
Abra: SO! I was known as Earisu online! You were Sephy, I was Earisu!
Nexus: That's different than this! The actual Sephiroth and Aeris are kissing each other!
Abra: Well . . . I still think it's cute! *kisses Nexus on the lips*
Reno: Well . . . this sucks! It would seem like I'm the only one without someone special in my life . . . oh well! *takes a drink of alcohol*
Sephiroth: *breaks away from Aeris* Woman! Don't do that!
Aeris: Oh, Sephy. *sighs*
Nexus: Well, Abra. Let's get outta here. I don't see any point in staying.
Abra: I agree. Let's head back to my place.
(So Nexus and Abra went to her place and he unpacked all his clothes.)
Nexus: Nice place you got here! Almost feels like a home. At least, more of a home than I ever had.
Abra: I'm glad you like it. So . . . what do you want to do first?
Nexus: I dunno, what do you think we should do?
Abra: Well, I'm gonna go take a bath. I'll be back out later. *smiles and walks into the bathroom, closing the door*
Nexus: *goes to lie down and falls asleep*
(What seemed like hours, Abra gets out from taking a bath and walks over to Nexus, who is still sleeping on the bed.)
Abra: Hey, sleepy! Get up! We have to go to our wedding!
Nexus: *slowly wakes up* Eh . . . wha-WHAT?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR WEDDING?!?! WE JUST SAW EACH OTHER AGAIN A FEW DAYS AGO!!
Abra: That was actually a year ago. Don't you remember?
Nexus: What time system are you using?! I was only to stay at your place until the house was rebuilt! If it was a year ago, why am I not back at the house?!
Abra: Hey! You said you wanted to live here instead of the other place. So don't blame me! Just get ready for the wedding!
Nexus: How the hell? How come I don't remember anything that happened between then and now?
Abra: Probably because you're so excited for our wedding! *giggles*
Nexus: Uh . . . yea, that's probably it . . .
Abra: Well, hurry up! You were supposed to go meet Sephiroth, Rufus, Kadaj, Vincent, Reno, Rude, and Squall at the shop to get your tuxedos.
Nexus: Uh, yea, ok. I'll go right now . . .
(So Nexus left Abra's house and went to the mall where he saw Sephiroth, Rufus, Kadaj, Vincent, Reno, Rude, and Squall waiting for him.)
Sephiroth: About flippin time you got here! We were beginning to think you skipped out on your own wedding!
Squall: Yea. It wouldn't have been right for you to do that.
Nexus: Hey, get off my back! I'm sorry I'm late!
Rufus: You should be sorry! Seeing as it's your wedding we're getting ready for, I won't dock you any wages!
Rude: . . .
Reno: *mutters* . . . sure, but you go on and dock all of ours instead.
Rufus: I HEARD THAT!
Reno: What are you gonna do about it?! Fire me?! I'd love that!
Rufus: Reno! You're fired! . . . for 10 minutes!!
Reno: Best 10 minutes of my life!
Vincent: Won't you guys stop that senseless bickering? It's giving me a headache.
Sephiroth: I didn't know the undead got headaches!
Vincent: Just because Cloud and the group found me in a coffin, doesn't mean I'm a vampire!
Sephiroth: Then name one other creature that isn't undead that lives in a coffin!
Vincent: . . . I hate you . . .
Sephiroth: Yea, what else is new? Anyway, we'd best hurry up and get the tux's. We'd best not be late!
(As they went on to get their tuxs' ready, we move on to Abra getting her dress fitted on. Aeris, Tifa, Yuffie, Rinoa, Selphie, Quistis, Karah, Sara, and Kate were all helping her with the dress.)
Aeris: Oh my god, Abra! You look so beautiful in that dress!
Abra: Teehee, thank you!
Karah: Yes, you look gorgeous! You're so lucky to be getting married!
Tifa: Yea, Nexus is a really nice guy! You're lucky to have found him!
Quistis: So, Abra, how many kids do you think you two will have?
Abra: Oh god! I don't want to think about that at the moment.
Yuffie: Haha! Then let me ask you this: How many times are you gonna do it on your honeymoon?
Abra: Is that really any of your business, Yuffie?!
Yuffie: Hey! Come on! It's just us girls here! You can tell us!
Abra: . . . let's just say, he won't be able to walk for a while. *wink*
Aeris: Hehe, just go easy on him! You don't want to hurt him.
Abra: What? Are you saying he can't handle it?
Kate: I don't think that's what she meant, Abra. Just uh . . . take it slow, if you catch my drift! Since it DID take him 2 years to ask you to be his girlfriend!
Quistis: Yea, he might not know what he's doing!
Abra: You guys are horrible! But it is kinda funny.
Rinoa: Of course it's funny! I bet even Nexus would sorta find it funny . . .
Selphie: La la la la la! Gonna go to a wedding! Gonna go to a wedding! La la la la la!
Sara: Can it, Selphie! You know I get annoyed whenever you start singing! By the way, Abra, you know that Nexus owes me money, right?
Abra: No, I didn't know that.
Sara: Well, now you know. And now that you know, all his debts are also yours!
Abra: Eh, who cares? Let's get going. The weddings only in 2 hours!
Sara: HEY!! I CARE!! I WANT MY MONEY!!!
Abra: Drop dead, Sara!!
(Back to the guys, hours later at the altar, Nexus stands getting ready for the wedding. His best man being Sephiroth unfortunately. The preacher stands there, and as it turns out, it's Gabe.)
Gabe: How the hell did you sucker me into this?
Nexus: Don't ask me! I have no idea how this all happened! I don't even remember proposing!
Sephiroth: That's because you were too wasted to realize what the hell you were doing!
Nexus: And how the hell are you the best man?! I wouldn't want you here! I'd much rather have Squall here! He's cool!
Sephiroth: If you don't want the Masamune mysteriously shoved down your throat while you're sleeping, I'd suggest you shut up!
Nexus: Fine!
(The music begins to play. Everyone in the pews turns around and watches as Abra comes up the aisle in a beautiful white dress, with the vail down.)
Gabe: . . . God help me. Anyway! We gather here today to happily join these two in the bonds of holy matrimony! . . . you know what? I'm sick of this already! Let's just move this along! Nexus! Do you?
Nexus: I do!
Gabe: Abra! Do you?
Abra: I do!
Gabe: Ok, now will the person with the rings just bring up the damned rings!
Zell: *runs up carrying the rings, slips, and drops the rings down Gabe's pants* OMG NUUUU!!! *dives in after them*
Gabe: GET THE **** OUT OF MY PANTS, YOU QUEER!! *starts hitting Zell to get him out, knocking over the candles on the altar itself, setting it on fire*
Sephiroth: *sings and dances happily* The altar's on fire! The altar's on fire! The altar's on fiiiiiirrrrreeeeeeee!!! Which nobody can deny!! *laughs*
Nexus: *Stands there with a blank look on his face* Yea, this is how I imagined my wedding . . .
Abra: Who cares? Let's just seal the deal with a kiss!
Nexus: Ok! *slowly moves closer to Abra, removing the vail . . . but Calla's face is in Abra's place* WHAT THE?!?!
Calla: NEXUS!!! HOW YOU DOIN'?!
Beth: *appears from the flames protruding from the altar* Ya, Nexus! How you doin'?!
Sephiroth: HEY!! ONLY I CAN DO THAT!!!
Nexus: OMFG!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?!?!?!
Calla: We're gettin' married!! Yay!!
Nexus: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Nexus wakes up back in Abra's house, seeing that she is lying next to him, sleeping.)
Nexus: Omg! . . . Sephiroth is gonna pay for singing, dancing and laughing like that!!!
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