Nexus: *gets out of bed* Blarg! I hate getting up in the morning!
Rayna: *moans* Then come back to bed, baby . . .
Nexus: That's just it, I want to get up, but I don't want to get up . . .
Rayna: *sighs* Just come here and lay next to me.
Nexus: Alright . . . *lies down next to her*
Rayna: *wraps her arm around him and smiles to him*
Nexus: *smiles back*
Sephiroth: *bursts into their room* GUYS GUYS GUYS!!
Nexus: *smile fades quickly* What do you want, mama's boy?
Sephiroth: Shut up! Guess what I just got!!!
Nexus: A dildo?
Sephiroth: Ye-- NO!! NOT AN F***ING DILDO!!!
Rayna: Did you get me tampons? Cause I'm out . . .
Sephiroth: NO!! . . . and ew! Didn't need to know that . . . but anyway! I got the two Deathnote movies!! *smiles gleefully*
Nexus: You did?
Rayna: No way!
Sephiroth: Yup! And we're gonna watch them tonight!
Nexus: Hold up! I didn't know you liked Deathnote!
Sephiroth: Hello? Kid with notebook that kills people! Who wouldn't?!
Rayna: He actually has a point.
Nexus: Which scares me deeply.
Sephiroth: . . . shut up. You guys are coming to watch it, right?
Nexus: Hell yea!
Sephiroth: Good, see ya tonight!! *leaves*
(Later on that day, we see Nexus walking down the street. He bumps into Tori and Ray.)
Tori: Hey, Nexus!!
Nexus: What's up, you guys?
Ray: Not much. Just walking around.
Nexus: Same here. Hey, you guys want to watch the Deathnote movies that Sephiroth got today? We're watching them tonight.
Tori: Sure!
Ray: Wouldn't miss it for the world!
Nexus: Good, see ya there!
(Nexus continued walking and along the way, he tripped and fell on the ground for no apparent reason. He looked up and the first thing he saw was a notebook.)
Nexus: What's this notebook doing here? *looks around and then inside the notebook* Doesn't look like anything's written in it. *reads the cover* Debu Note . . . does that mean "Death Note"?! Yay! Where's my Shinigami?
????: Right here!
Nexus: *turns around and eyes go wide as he sees a fat version of Ryuk* What the?!?!
Debuuku: Hey, name's Debuuku!
Nexus: Well . . . I guess it's better than nothing.
Debuuku: If you ever get pissed at someone, write their name in the note!
Nexus: Let me guess! They die, right?
Debuuku: What? No! That's not a Deathnote! That's a Debu Note!
Nexus: I get that much, but doesn't Debu mean "Death"?
Debuuku: No.
Nexus: Fine, then I'll wait until Sephiroth pisses me off and then I'll write his name in the note. He's bound to piss me off sooner or later.
Debuuku: Good, at least you're gonna use the Debu Note.
(Both Nexus and Debuuku head back to the Ramble Room. Nexus sits down on the couch. He seems to be the only one there aside from Debuuku.)
Debuuku: Do you have any fatty foods?
Nexus: Fatty foods? There should be some chips in the cupboard.
Debuuku: Yay!! Chips to us Gods of Death are like cigarettes and alcohol to you humans.
Nexus: That's good to know.
Sephiroth: *walks in* Hey! Who you talking to?
Nexus: No one you'd be interested in.
Sephiroth: If that means yourself, then yes, you're right.
Nexus: You're such an ass, Sephiroth.
Debuuku: So . . . THIS is Sephiroth. I can see why you hate him.
Sephiroth: You know . . . something feels different. It feels like there's someone else in the room.
Debuuku: Wow, he's smarter than he looks.
Nexus: Well, it's probably just your imagination.
Sephiroth: Hmmm . . . you're probably right. I guess it is just my imagination.
Nexus: Yes, it's just your imagination. Sephiroth: Shut up. Debuuku: He's cool! Why would you want to use the note against him? Nexus: *whispers* You'll see why eventually. Sephiroth: What was that? Nexus: I said your head smells of rotten cheese. Sephiroth: That's what I-- HEY!!!! Rayna: *walks in* What are you two fighting about now? Debuuku: Ohh, and who's that fox? Nexus: *whispers* Mind your own business. Rayna: What was that? Nexus: I said I love you! *runs and hugs her* Rayna: Awww! I love you too! Sephiroth: Get a room! Nexus: We have a room, you jackass! Rayna: It kinda feels like I'm being watched by someone. Someone I don't know. Debuuku: Hehe! Wow, people are sensing my presense left and right. Sephiroth: Wait! You sense something too?! Rayna: I dunno . . . it's like a fat guy is watching me. Sephiroth: Now that you mention it, it does seem like some fat guy is watching me . . . oh well, probably nothing. Debuuku: Wow, it's amazing that they're so . . . accurate! Nexus: *whispers* Shut up. Sephiroth: Who do you keep talking to? Nexus: Oh, no one! Rayna: That's not true. You told someone to shut up! Nexus: I did not! Sephiroth: Yes, you did! Nexus: No! I didn't! (Tori and Ray walk into the room.) Tori: What are you all fighting about now? Sephiroth: Nexus, here, keeps talking to someone and we don't know who he's talking to. Ray: Ooohh! Maybe he's talking to a God of Death! Like in Deathnote! Nexus: That's impossible! There's no such thing! Debuuku: I take offense to that! Rayna: Look, does it seem like someone is watching you? Tori: Well, I'm a sensitive anyway, so I can sense the presense of someone. And I do feel someone else's presense in the room. Sephiroth: So there IS someone in this room! Tori: Yea, but I can't be sure it's a "God of Death" as Ray so put it! Nexus: See? Maybe it's just a spirit of someone long passed. Sephiroth: What? Like the wicked bitch of the-- Nexus: She isn't dead, numbnuts! Sephiroth: Oh! Tori: Who are you talking about? Nexus: My ex-girlfriend, Abra. I hate her guts. Ray: Hey! We know her! Sephiroth: I love where this is going. Nexus: You do, huh? That's cool, I guess. Tori: Why do you guess that's cool that we know her? Nexus: No reason. It doesn't bother me that you know her or anything. I'm just a little surprised is all. Sephiroth: I have a feeling it's bothering him . . . keep talking about it. I'm enjoying this! Nexus: Shut up! It really doesn't bother me. Ray: Then it wouldn't bother you that we sorta invited her to watch the movies, huh? Nexus: That, however, does bother me! Sephiroth: I'm really loving this! Abra: *walks in* . . . hey. Nexus: I thought you jumped off a cliff and died! Abra: You wish! Sephiroth: LLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLEEEE!! Nexus: Shut up! Rayna: Why don't we change the subject? Hey, Tori and Ray, where's Twilight? Ray: Huh? Oh! Well . . . (We move in and see Twilight at the Death Star. He's rounding a corner with his pathetic excuse for a light saber right into an army of a thousand storm troopers.) Twilight: . . . GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Back to the Ramble Room.) Tori: He's having fun with a bunch of friends. Hehe. Sephiroth: I bet . . . cause I just saw that little transition to the scene of where Twilight was at the Death Star. Ray: Oh . . . sorry you had to see that. Sephiroth: Nah, it was funny. Nexus: So when are we gonna watch these movies? Sephiroth: Once you and Abra get into a fist fight! Nexus: I'm not fighting her, Sephiroth. Abra: Yea, I don't want to have to kick his ass! Nexus: *glares* What was that?! Abra: You know I'm stronger than you. Nexus: That's a bunch of bullsh*t! Sephiroth: Here we have the sparks fly!!! Debuuku: Bwehehehe!!! This really is exciting! I'm glad I dropped the Debu Note near you! Nexus: *thinks* Yes! I could easily use this Debu Note on Abra, making her pay for everything she's done to me! Debuuku: You're gonna use the note against your ex, aren't you? Nexus: *nods unnoticingly to everyone but Debuuku* Abra: Look, I just want to watch the Deathnote movies. That's all I want to do. Then I'll leave and you'll never have to see me again. Nexus: Good. Because I never WANT to see you again. Sephiroth: Isn't that a bit harsh? Rayna: You're one to talk, Sephiroth. Sephiroth: Oh blah blah blah! Rayna: Do I have to whip you again?! Sephiroth: *glare* You wouldn't! Nexus: Oh, she would. Abra: And you thought I was horrible?! Nexus: You messed with my feelings! So yes! You were horrible! Abra: How did I mess with your feelings?! Sephiroth: Cat fight!! Debuuku: I see now why you really hate him. Nexus: Can it, Sephiroth! Sephiroth: No! Because I don't have to! Rayna: Yes you do! Sephiroth: Phooey! Nexus: *thinks* Come on, I want to use the Debu Note to see what it does! Abra: What are you thinking, Nexus? Nexus: I'm thinking who I'd kill if I had a Death Note . . . *glares* I know who would be my first victim! Abra: Don't look at me like that! Debuuku: Wow, assertive little thing, ain't she? And emphasis on little! She's gotta be like what . . . a little under 5 feet? Sephiroth: Well, come on, you freaks. Let's watch Death Note! Rayna: Right! Karah: *runs in* Hey! I'm I late? Gabe: *runs in* Tell me I made it! Tifa: *barges in* Don't say we're too late! Sephiroth: You're all in time! Gabe: Good! I didn't want to miss the premiere of the Deathnote movies here at the Ramble Room! Debuuku: Wow, you have some interesting friends, Nexus. Bwahahaha! Nexus: *thinks* Yes, only a matter of time before I use this Debu Note against Abra . . . and I'll see what it does. Debuuku: Come on! Use the Note! Sephiroth: Okay, let's all watch some Deathnote!! Nexus: Sure. Rayna: Woo-hoo! Tori: Yay! Ray: Can't wait! (So they all gather in the living room of the Ramble Room and sit in various places. Obviously, Nexus and Rayna are on the couch . . . Sephiroth sat in between them to piss them off, Gabe and Tifa are in a chair together, Karah, Abra, Tori, and Ray are lying on the floor looking up at the TV. Debuuku, however, is flying around the room.) Nexus: You're such an ass!! Sephiroth: What? Rayna: You sat in between us! I wanna sit next to my boyfriend! Sephiroth: Fine! You can sit next to the whiney limey boy! Nexus: Shut up!!! Tori: Can we just watch the movie? Abra: Yea, Sephiroth! Push play, dammit! Sephiroth: You can't tell me what to do, ya bitch!! Abra: What did you say to me?! Sephiroth: If you're too much of a dumbf*** to hear me the first time, then I'm not going to repeat myself. Abra: You bastard! Sephiroth: Sticks and stones, bitch. Tori: Calm down, you guys. Ray: There's no need to act like children. Sephiroth: I change my mind, Nexus. Nexus: About what? Sephiroth: Ray's mean. Rayna: Who cares? Start the movie! Sephiroth: Fine! Just chill. *starts the movie* (So they watch the two Deathnote movies. As they're watching them, Nexus thinks on when to use the Debu Note. He glares at Abra the entire time. Sephiroth begins to notice this and takes him to the kitchen where they talk alone.) Sephiroth: I know you're glaring at her and want to get your revenge against her. Nexus: What do you mean? Sephiroth: I can tell by the look in your eyes. Nexus: No, you can't! Sephiroth: You hurt. You wish for her to suffer as you have suffered. Nexus: . . . okay, so I do. Sephiroth: How can I help? Nexus: You want to help? Sephiroth: Yes! I hate her just as much as you do! So, how can I help you get revenge against her? Nexus: . . . here. Touch this notebook. Debuuku: What are you doing?! Sephiroth: Why do you want me to touch a damn notebook?
Nexus: It's like the notebook in Deathnote. There's a God of Death attached to it. You'll see him once you touch it. That's who I've been talking to earlier. Sephiroth: You've gone looney. But I'll play along. *touches the notebook and looks up* WHAT THE?!?! Debuuku: Hey! I'm not to thrilled about it either. Sephiroth: No, I'm just surprised to see a fat guy in here. Debuuku: Oh jeeze, thanks. Sephiroth: No problem! Nexus: Don't mind him, Debuuku. He's an ass from time to time. Sephiroth: Hardass. Nexus: Well, you wanted to help. So here! I'm lending you the Debu Note. Use it against Abra. Fake like you got it in the mail or something and say it's a Death Note and you're gonna randomly kill someone. Sephiroth: Debu Note? Is that Jap for Death Note? Debuuku: You would think so, but no. It's not. Just use it to see what it does. Hehehe! Sephiroth: . . . alright then. I'll do it. But don't you think the first person I would use it on is Cloud? Nexus: Say you want to see if it really works on someone. So you want to see it right away. Sephiroth: But won't someone get suspicious if I use it on someone and they see something happen to Abra? Nexus: Say you're gonna use it on me, but instead, write her name in it. Sephiroth: Sounds like a plan to me! Debuuku: Bwahaha! You humans are so interesting! Sephiroth: I'm not a human! Nexus: Yea, he's the spawn of a squid-like-thing creature. Sephiroth: Yeah! So you-- . . . I hate you. (They go back to the Ramble Room area and sit back down. Rayna puts her legs over Nexus' and scoots herself onto his lap. Sephiroth gets grossed out and rolls his eyes. After the movies end, Sephiroth stands up as if he's about to announce something.) Sephiroth: I have here . . . a Deathnote! Abra: No way! Karah: Are you serious?! Gabe: Don't kill me! I have something special planned for later! Sephiroth: Don't worry, Gabe. You're not the one that's going to die. Nexus is. Rayna: You can't! Nexus: Don't worry, Rayna. I doubt I'll die. I bet it isn't even real. Sephiroth: We'll see about that! *thinks* Okay, so I write Abra's name down. *writes it* Okay, now we see if Abra actually does anything. (After 30 seconds . . . ) Nexus: See? Nothing happened! Sephiroth: It takes 40 seconds. Nexus: Oh yea. (After the remaining time is up . . .) Abra: I feel kinda funny . . . Nexus: But see? Nothing happened to me. I'm fine. *thinks* Okay, now we watch as something happens to Abra. Abra: *starts to turn fat* Debuuku: The English word for Debu is Fat! Hehehe! Whoever's name is written in the note, becomes fat! Sephiroth: Oh my god!! Abra's turning ugly!! Wait . . . nevermind. She's always looked bad anyway. Abra: What happened to me?!?! Sephiroth: Well . . . instead of writting Nexus' name in the note, I wrote yours . . . however, I should have realized that Debu meant "fat". Tori: I could have told you that! Sephiroth: Then why didn't you? Tori: Because you didn't ask. Sephiroth: Oh well, at least no one got hurt. Abra: What about me?!?! Sephiroth: I meant no one important. Abra: You asshole! Debuuku: Write her name again, and she'll get even fatter! Sephiroth: Want me to do it? Nexus: Go for it. Sephiroth: *writes Abra's name again* Abra: *gets fatter* Stop that!! Everyone but Abra: *laughs* Nexus: Hey, start walking! Abra: Don't mind if I do! I'm leaving! For good!! *walks* Nexus: *starts playing a Tuba, following Abra* Abra: Stop that!! I have a life!! *falls* Nexus: *plays the Tuba weirdly as she falls* Everyone but Abra: *laughs harder* Debuuku: Ahh, good to be a fatty god of death! The End! Click here to go back to the rambles page! Click here to go back to the home page!