by The JavaScript Source
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window.parent.frames[1].document.write('"We\'re all here !
Place your mouse over us for
incredibly intelligent dialog."');
window.parent.frames[1].document.write('
');
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return;
}
cowa[1] = "What do you make of this mad cow's thing ?";
cowa[2] = "It will all blow over... then they will eat us again. Place your mouse over us for
incredibly intelligent dialog."'); window.parent.frames[1].document.write('
People have already started to forget about it." cowa[3] = "Remember the salmonella scare 6 years ago and people stopped
eating eggs, even though they had eaten them all their lives ?
Look how long that lasted."; cowa[4] = "It's all about economics and politics ....
and us poor cows are the victims."; cowa[5] = "Anyway, what evidence do they have ?
Who is to say if we are crazy ?
Is there a special cow psychiatrist ?";
cowa[6] = "Oh dear - it's time for me to go have my nipples squeezed by some machine.";
cowa[7] = "The things we do - we give them milk day in day out
... and then they slaughter us.";
cowb[1] = "It's all a load of bull if you ask me.";
cowb[2] = "By the way, my name is Gertrude -
all cows seem to be called this for some reason.";
cowb[3] = "I think my neighbour's had a bit too much weed.
Oi, try the grass.";
cowb[4] = "I'm starving : I could eat a horse.
Never mind, I'll settle for a beefburger.";
cowb[5] = "OK, whose cowpat did I just step in ?
I thought we all agreed to do it in the chicken shed.";
cowb[6] = "Cows know best when it comes to predicting the weather :
for example, you can expect increasing darkness tonight with
it brightening up towards the morning.";
cowb[7] = "Hey, it could be worse : you could be this old and still a virgin.";
cowb[8] = "... and I thought I disappointed my father ? ";
cowb[9] = "Roger me relentlessly with a red hot ramrod ....
is that what they call alliteration ?";
cowb[10] = "Windows 95 was worse than being artificially inseminated ...
and we should know.";
cowb[11] = "Hey, don't miss Bill and Marc's excellent chat show -
though we think they are less intelligent
than us. The world seems to agree.";
cowb[12] = "Bet this webpage really enriched your life, didn't it ?
Dont forget to Mail the webmaster and let him know you liked this !";
cowc[1] = "Oink oink oink, oink, oink, oink ";
cowc[2] = "No tengo dinero pero ....
Vamos a la playa, oh, oh, oh, oh,!";
cowc[3] = "Hey ... who are YOU calling mad buddy ?
Look in a mirror first.";
cowc[4] = "Eh man, pass it round, you know what I'm saying ?";
cowc[5] = "Oops upside my head , I said ooops upside my head. ";
cowc[6] = "Da Da Da ....
Prize winning lyrics from Germany."; cowc[7] = "You are not what you think. But what you think, you are."; cowc[8] = "Another marvellous use of Bandwidth. Long live The JavaScript Source !"; // End -->
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