"i bent my wookie"
"maybe she drove to the moon"
"i found a moonrock in my nose"
"the before teacher yelled at me too"
"go banana!"
"i love you cuz you kill people"
"so the doctor said i wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger outa there!"
"mittens!"
uh... dont worry, ill think of some more.
"i was saving sugar for my wedding night!"
-i think it was rod, but it may have been tod.